Chapter 65: Tell a joke
(ps:I'll go.,I'm going to have a feeling that I want to interrupt the Huangpu River with a punch.,It's already 3,000 words that have been coded.,As a result, the writer's assistant did that synchronization as soon as he linked to the network.,Sync my coded novel directly before.,Because I don't have the habit of pasting.,As a result, this chapter is gone.,It's seven o'clock in the evening now.,No way.,Only two thousand words of updates can be sent.,Tomorrow I'll have four thousand words.,Don't care.。
And I'm not going to take a holiday.,It's still updated with 3,000 words a day as usual.,I hope you can support me.,Thank you.,And for the viewers who can't understand the League of Legends novels.,I'm also sorry.,It's me who didn't think about it.,Give me three more chapters of buffer time.,I'll work entertainment in the future.,I'm sorry.。 )
Lori: "V big, you don't want to be like this, how can you be so black your double row of black good engine oil."
What about the fourth day? How's it going. ”
"V big, shouldn't we help you change your name now, we can't call V big anymore in the future, we should call it the Demon King, it's dirty, okay, brothers, agree to deduct 1."
“1+”
“1”
Lin Ziyao was also a little happy by the audience's various comments, and he didn't care about the ambiguity of the shape in the game, so he said:
"Hey, don't you have a rhythm, what kind of demon king, I'm that kind of person, I'm going to call the police if you do this again."
"Call the police?
I'm so scared, look at what my ID is, see clearly, anchor, raise your hands, press the back button of the keyboard, the option to exit the game in the following two options, hurry up, press down, and then sit on the seat and raise your hands, cover your head, and wait for me to check the water meter. "Cyber Police.
"Hahaha, tease the anchor to meet a real police officer in the live broadcast."
"You deserve it, dare to hack our 59E idol, look for death."
Lin Ziyao: "I'll go, Uncle Policeman, I was wrong, please let go." ”
"No, unless you can make me happy."
Lin Ziyao thought about it and thought it was good, he also knew that this was probably a spoof, but the anchor's favorite topic was still a topic, and there were topics that could interact with the audience, so as to attract more viewers to watch his live broadcast.
I don't see the best anchor Xiao Zhi in his previous life, every time he starts a live broadcast, there are always two million Yin soldiers everywhere, although he is always said to be a three-surname slave by trolls or some authoritative person on the Internet, but he still can't change his fans' love for him, why is this?
Undoubtedly, Xiaozhi's success lies in the fact that he has a steady stream of jokes, what is delicious but dumplings, fun is not as good as his sister-in-law, and he can become a good sentence on the Internet casually, and there are many fans attracted by such a joke master.
Lin Ziyao hopes to become a joke master like Xiaozhi, :
"Hehe, okay, the first paragraph of Huaguo's ancestor reappeared in the rivers and lakes, I didn't expect that after so many years of hiding, I still have to come out today to lead a burst of bloody wind and rain, when we think of this, we can't help but sigh.
Old, old. ”
"Damn, what are you talking nonsense anchor, hurry up, let's listen to the joke, if you think it's okay, rockets or something are indispensable." I'm the first shark to say.
Although this local tyrant is not as good as his name, his ID can always be seen on the Shark's weekly tip leaderboard, which is a real local tyrant with a gold necklace around his neck.
"Thank you for your support, for the sake of the money, ahhhh
I'm sure 80% of you are still studying, and you must have taken biology classes, although I don't study anymore, but every time I think of that day's biology class, I feel nostalgic. ”
Saying that, Lin Ziyao's head was slightly raised to about 45 degrees, and a kind of nostalgia could be seen in his eyes: "It was a month of dark and high wind, ahhh At that time, we were in biology class, and there was less than a minute left before the end of class, and the teacher took one last look at the time, so he said a knowledge, who knows why girls always have a smell of books when they come there.
At that time, I was also a little stunned, so I asked the teacher, what is that?
The teacher glared at me and said, "Auntie."
So I asked again: Teacher, why do girls smell of books when they come there, I have smelled it, but it is full of blood.
The teacher said angrily: Xiaoyao, you let me out.
No way, for the first time in my life, I was kicked out by the teacher, I didn't even bring a book, so I swaggered out, after all, it was also the end of class, I really admired my own wit at that time.
But later the teacher also replied that we have iron in our blood, and the main components of ink are ferric tannin and iron gallate, so the taste of the two is similar, that is to say, the smell of women in those days is not bloody, it is the smell of books.
For this explanation, I was stunned at the time, and it was really the pillars and talents cultivated by the socialist countries. ”
Lori: "666, say 666 for the teacher of the Demon King, it's too much for us girls, don't say it, look at the reward, who will dare to say that our girls smell of blood when they come there, that's the smell of books, hum." ”
"I'll go, the Demon King was so dirty when he was studying before, and sure enough, the dirt is to be cultivated from a young age."
"A big aunt was explained by the Demon King to be so fresh and tall, I can only say one word, reward."
"Lori is a little cute, rewarding the anchor vae with a big rocket."
"The first local tyrant of the shark rewarded the anchor vae with a big rocket."
"Big Dipper rewards the anchor vae with a big rocket."
"Aurora rewarded the anchor vae with a big rocket."
"Lori is a little cute, rewarding the anchor vae1314 roses."
“……”
For a while, in the live broadcast rooms of various anchors on the entire shark platform, you can see a steady stream of rocket rose trains that reward Lin Ziyao, and there are so many that you can swipe the screen, and as soon as this incident appeared, many people immediately set their eyes on Lin Ziyao's live broadcast room.
Thanks to a setting in Shark, whenever there is a high-amount reward such as a reward rocket, a full-platform announcement and a live broadcast room with a reward will be carried out, which is conducive to other people who see it to directly enter the live broadcast room where they are rewarded through the guò link, so at a certain time, a large wave of viewers poured into Lin Ziyao's live broadcast room.
The number of people began to grow irregularly.