At this moment, Cao Laibao clutched Zhang Xiaoshuai's clothes, his eyes showed a look of horror, and he muttered:

"Little Shuai'er, I suddenly remembered that there seems to be half a steamed bun left on the table in our bed! What's... I'm afraid it's bad, or I'll go back first, and you can play slowly by yourself! ”

"Eat a fart steamed bun? I see you like a steamed bun! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai raised his hand to reward him with a violent shudder, this is a family heirloom taught by his father, where to fight, he will be caught! Cao Laibao's whole face wrinkled in pain, and he looked like a newborn monkey cub, so frightened that the girl who was drinking water opposite sprayed on the spot, which meant that he would definitely have a nightmare tonight.

Of course, in addition to Cao Laibao and Zhang Xiaoshuai, there are two starters in the team, they are Xin Feng and Qi Yongli, the four of them usually live in a dormitory, although Zhang Xiaoshuai is closer to Cao Laibao in private, but on the whole, the relationship between the four is reasonable.

Xin Feng has nothing else, a standard otaku, unlike the other three people in the dormitory, Xin Feng does not live in this mundane world at all, he is a two-dimensional creature, if he leaves the Internet, Zhang Xiaoshuai estimates that he will die immediately like a stranded carp.

As for Qi Yongli, this kid? In addition to his lack of heart, he really doesn't have any big shortcomings, and now it's not a very popular word on the Internet, called stupid and cute, Qi Yongli's personality is a little close to this word, but he is not cute at all, just a little stupid.

Zhang Xiaoshuai, who led such a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, only felt that he was not only Alexander, he Nima was not even as good as a monkey, and at least there was hope when he was pressed under Wuzhi Mountain! What about him? This Nima has no hope at all!

By the way, why did he forget! There's one more member of their team!

Objectively speaking, this player should be the only one on their team who looks like a basketball player!

Yang Fan, with a net height of 1.82 meters, a slap face, a pointed chin, thin eyebrows and thin eyes, is a handsome guy! It is said that this house looks like Rukawa Kaede in the front, Sakuragi Hanamichi in the back, Mito Yohei on the left, Sendo Akira on the right, and looks like a ...... from the bottom up.

All right! He really hasn't tried this position, of course, as a good man in the new era, he personally still admires the female superior, but let a strong female man of more than one meter and eight meters sit on himself and do whatever he wants, he really doesn't dare to try it.

After all, there is only one seedling left in their old Zhang family, if there is an accident or something, his father will not let him go if he is a ghost! Anyway, in short, she is like fog, rain and wind, in short, she is not like a woman!

That's right! Yang Fan is a real woman! It's a pity that few people present dare to treat her as a woman, including herself, who is shouting in the town when she opens her mouth 'your grandfather and me' and closes her mouth 'you joke with your father', if it weren't for the fact that the eldest aunt would still be on time every month, it is estimated that she herself would be confused, and she is still a woman!

All right! The above is all the starting lineup of their guard school basketball team, to say a word of conscience, if it weren't for Zhang Xiaoshuai's cheekiness comparable to a city wall crutch, he really didn't have the face to continue to stand on the court.

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No matter what, the game was held as scheduled, as Zhang Xiaoshuai expected in advance, the whole process of the whole game was simply miserable.

Fairy Zixia said: I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending.

Zhang Xiaoshuai also wanted to say that he guessed the front, but he couldn't even guess that it would be this bloody ending.

At the beginning of the game, Zhang Xiaoshuai, as the captain, could only jump with Liu Junjiang hard, and looked up at Liu Junjiang's chin, Zhang Xiaoshuai swallowed his saliva with a grunt, this Nima is still dancing a fart ball? As soon as someone's arm stretched out, he couldn't even touch someone's elbow, and he could rob someone else before he could have a ghost!

"Zhang Xiaoshuai, you give me a hard man like a man, what kind of thing is it like to lie on my stomach so softly?"

Yang Fan snorted coldly, so frightened that Zhang Xiaoshuai almost urinated on the spot? Is she as inspiring? No matter how hard the men are, they are also frightened by her sudden voice, okay?

But no matter what, Yang Fan is right, we have to be hard like a gentleman, Zhang Xiaoshuai thought like this, and couldn't help but straighten his little chest like a washboard, afraid of a wool! Deal...... It's a big deal, eighteen years later, the master is a good sling.

Ahh It should be another good man!

"Beep————"

As the whistle sounded, Zhang Xiaoshuai closed his eyes and jumped up regardless of it, Nima has never eaten pork, and he has never seen a pig run. But just before his eyes, he seemed to see Liu Junjiang's mysterious and mysterious smile.

Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and when he reacted, the basketball was already firmly in his arms.

Holding the ball in a daze, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't react for a while, so what... Is this looking down on him? Don't even bother to jump with him? Niang Xi Pidi! Don't bring such a cold drop! But thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately dribbled and rushed towards the opponent's basket.

Brat! You're going to have as much fun as you want, right? Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will abuse your own mother and won't recognize you.

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Surrounded by the thunderous screams outside the basketball court, Zhang Xiaoshuai was stunned for five seconds before he finally came to his senses, Nima! Playing tricks with my brother, right? Yes! Very good! Then let's open up and play!

Here's how it happened, now let's go back and take a look at the whole process of the replay:

When Zhang Xiaoshuai rushed into the opponent's basket like a wild dog while dribbling, a brother with a pimple-covered face who was as strong as a bear had pretended to defend him a few times, but unfortunately when he saw that he was almost shaken by his feints and stepped on his left foot and fell on his right foot and fell into a, he immediately retreated in dismay.

So the invincible Zhang Xiaoshuai broke through the encirclement and threw the ball into the net with a set of basic three-step layups, and then the scene exploded like an earth-shattering howl, I have to say that if a woman is equivalent to five hundred ducks, then there are nearly hundreds of women on the scene, and the movement is unimaginable......

Zhang Xiaoshuai buckled his ears with a bitter face, no wonder his ears were buzzing just now!

"Little... Little handsome, you... You're so handsome! ”

Xin Feng limped and twisted in front of Zhang Xiaoshuai, looking at him with a look of adoration, his expression was like staring at his valuable inflatable baby, and Zhang Xiaoshuai was so affectionate that he was disgusted.

"Holy, what's wrong? Will you die before you get out of school? Do you dare to tell me? You didn't even touch the ball, why did you still cripple yourself? ”