Chapter 183: Eggs and Yellow Cabbage

"Let's Bao Dating is a little more well-informed, today with the help of the brothers to fight for fame, don't mind brothers!" Saying that, the short man Bao Dating said to the crowd watching with relish: "Uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters and sisters, there is nothing we don't know about the affairs in the Beijing of Bao Dating, whose little lady is beautiful, whose family is gentle, whose lady's ass is big and gives birth to a man, whose family Langjun is not a good person to mess with flowers and grass, whose mother-in-law is easy to get along with, and whose family is a concubine who wants to die!" As long as you want to know, we all know! If you need it, go to Beimen Hutong to find it! ”

Oh, it's really advertised.

Du Er, Du San put down the knife and continued to work.

The crowd was still talking about the fact that the two brothers were born twins, and there were younger brothers with one child and three children at home, but many people surrounded Bao Dating directly.

opened his mouth and asked, "Do these two brothers still have unmarried sisters?" ”

Bao Dating faced the eye knife swept over by Du Er and Du San, and clenched his fists again and again to beg for mercy, "No!" No! Let's talk about something else, such as: This is the gate of Zhao Guogong, not a vegetable market, and if you don't stop, you will be arrested after a while! ”

When Bao Dating's words fell, many people reacted and turned off their voices, and some of the timid ones directly covered their faces and ran away.

These two brothers are also stupid, they castrated pigs at the gate of Zhao Guogong, and they will definitely die when they turn around!

said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, and in an instant, the gate of the Zhao Guogong Mansion, which was originally closed, opened, and a group of subordinates with sticks poured out.

Seeing this posture, the onlookers fled one after another. Only the official N generation and his dogs were left, as well as Bao Dating and a few people who risked their lives to watch the excitement.

Second Brother Du came unfortunately. Today, Zhao Guogong's younger brother celebrated his birthday, and the whole family went out. Second Brother Du was still wondering just now, why no one has come out for so long. When I saw someone coming, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The housekeeper of Zhao Guogong's Mansion trembled when he saw the pickled dirt at the gate, and pointed to Du Er and Du San, who were still working, and shouted: "Dare to make a fool of the people, dare to do such a pickled and dirty thing at the gate of the Guogong Mansion, someone will arrest me and beat me hard!" ”

Third Brother Du put the castrated little piglet back into the cage, clapped his hands twice, and said loudly: "The Mansion of Zhao Guo is really a big breath, and the whole world is not the king's land." When did this avenue that everyone in Kyoto walk on become the private property of the Zhao State Mansion? Three points of land in front of the gate of this blue sky and white sun gate can be occupied. Secretly don't know what to do? Don't you still dislike that this little bit of land is not enough, and it would be good to occupy the whole of Kyoto! ”

This means something!

The onlookers looked at the people in Zhao Guogong's Mansion with different colors, and by the way, they gave Du San a 'brother, you are going well' look. True warriors dare to seek death. Death is pleasant. Nabs!

"Be bold and disrupt the people, don't talk nonsense and slander our government! Arrest them! "The housekeeper is angry to death. shouldn't have given them a chance to speak, and they were killed directly.

Second Brother Du opened his mouth and just wanted to speak, but Bao Dating, who was standing next to him, kindly shouted: "Steward Zhao, these two brothers are the brother-in-law of the nephew of the head of Hubu Liu, the younger sister Master is the Master of Joy, the senior brother is the Nine Emperor Princes, and the younger sister is the Lord of Minglan, you have to pay attention!" ”

Oh~ There was a sound of clarity in the crowd.

A few days ago, the little lady of Zhao Guogong's Mansion deliberately whipped the horse on the head with a horse whip and startled the horse, almost killing the people in the car. Feelings: These two brothers are here to avenge their sister! Understandable! Understandable!

The people who came up to arrest people made a move, and they all looked at Steward Zhao, what do you want to do now?

Steward Zhao's momentum is weak, a few days ago, the matter of the five ladies made the entire Guogong Mansion lose face, if it weren't for the Guogong Mansion being strong enough, a few little ladies in the family who had already decided to marry were almost dismissed, these Japanese clansmen came to the door every day to lecture, the grandfather of the country was angry enough, but something could not happen!

Steward Zhao was worried about what to do with these two shameless brothers, and his eyes lit up when he looked at the people of the Terracotta Division who ran over in the distance.

Damn, there's always someone who can clean you up!

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Uh, what's going on here? ”

It was the first time that the official headed by the official thought that he had seen such a big scene, and he paused for a long time before remembering his lines.

Don't ask why the people from the Terracotta Division came so late, you must know that they have inquired about the strength and weakness of the two sides in a short period of time, and it is also very urgent to come out and bubble.

Steward Zhao had a smile on his face, but he was not flattering enough, and said angrily: "My lord, these two people are doing dirty things in front of the Guogong Mansion, please deal with it impartially, don't let others do the same to insult the Guogong Mansion!" ”

Du Sange still said the same thing, "My lord, the whole world is not the king's land, this is the emperor's place, why can't we sell things on this street?" ”

Brother, can you figure it out?

Where is this on the street? This is the gate of the people, is it good!

The official led by Du San's 'the whole world is not the king's land', so it is impossible to favor the national government. After Du San finished speaking, he nodded in agreement and said, "You're right, it's all His Majesty's territory, and anyone can walk on this street." ”

Without waiting for him to say two words, Du Er then asked honestly: "My father said that we are doing the same work as the founding ancestor, which is the supreme glory, why did it become a pickled dirty thing?" ”

Ahhh Someone is going to be unlucky!

The crowd of onlookers exclaimed in their hearts, and they all looked at the pale housekeeper of the Guogong Mansion.

Dare to say that the founding ancestor has been doing pickled dirty work for generations, and he is looking for death! Look for death!

The official at the head of the group also didn't care about the others and immediately took a stand, and shouted: "Ah! Dare to insult Taizu, slander the royal family, and come to beat fifty boards! ”

Steward Zhao was already stupid at this time, who would talk about Taizu's origin in killing pigs every day! He is dizzy with old age, and it is common for Alzheimer's to forget, so how can he be caught. Fifty big boards can definitely kill you, and you must not admit it!

Steward Zhao hurriedly knelt down, kowtowed in the direction of the imperial city, and begged for mercy in his mouth: "The old slave has no disrespect for Taizu and His Majesty, the old slave is wronged!" ”

Wronged fart! So many people are looking at us, and if we don't clean you up, there are people waiting to sit in our place.

The chief official muttered in his heart. shouted directly to his subordinates: "Why are you still stunned!" ”

Several of his subordinates didn't dare to stop when they reacted, and directly grabbed people and pressed them on the ground and started fighting.

The three officials in front of the prime minister's door, they would definitely not dare to treat the big housekeeper of the Guogong Mansion like this, but the big housekeeper's remarks today are sure to die, even if they can't be killed, his master will not keep him when he turns back. Today they are not afraid, they are not afraid!

The subordinates of the Guogong Mansion shrank aside and didn't dare to say a word, let alone stop it, and soon the fifty boards passed, and Steward Zhao had passed out. Lying motionless on the ground. The people of the Guogong Mansion dragged people through the door. As soon as the door was closed, I didn't dare to come out.

Second Brother Du Third Brother Du is in a very bright mood, but it's a little pity, the masters of the Guogong Mansion are not here today, and what comes out is an old immortal housekeeper.

The two of them were in a good mood and packed their things and prepared to go back. I saw that the official at the head of the department took out his waist knife and stopped in front of him, and said with a cold face: "Openly set up stalls in front of the public. Dirty streets. Come with us! ”

When the words fell, more than a dozen of his servants stepped forward to arrest people.

Second Brother Du Third Brother is the first time I heard that he will be arrested for setting up a stall, isn't it just to pay some booth fees?

The two were stunned. Quickly reacted, Second Brother Du patted his younger brother on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, brother, someone just happened to help us catch the car!" ”

Just now, those who were driving the car found out that these two brothers had come to the Guogong Mansion to make trouble, and they didn't have to pay for it, so they threw the cage where the little piglets were put on the ground and ran away. Second Brother Du was originally worried about how to bring back so many piglets, but someone happened to help!

The two obediently followed the officials to the yamen, and as for the stolen goods, the pigs in a cage were transported back to the yamen by the officials in a carriage.

Since they dared to make trouble at the gate of the Guogong Mansion, they were either stupid or confident, and when they ran over, the officials already knew that these two people had something to do with the head of the household Liu, and they were not embarrassed, so they directly locked people in the hut and waited for someone to come and collect them.

Liu Yao was secretly dragged out of the house by the old housekeeper at home, and when he heard that the two uncles ran to Zhao Guogong's mansion to find trouble and were arrested and taken to the yamen, they didn't dare to sue Du Xiaoxi, so they took his uncle's name card and rushed directly to the yamen.

As soon as Qiē was very smooth, Liu Yao took the name post, paid a fine and ransomed the two.

Second Brother Du and Third Brother Du came out of the yamen, looked at Liu Yao who was waiting for the carriage, looked left and right and saw nothing and said hurriedly: "Wait a while, our piglets forgot to take it!" ”

Liu Yao stopped the two people walking towards the yamen, and said hurriedly: "Second brother, third brother, those little pigs are stolen goods, and they have been confiscated and confiscated." ”

"What?" Second Brother Du's voice unconsciously became louder, and Third Brother Du also followed aside.

Liu Yao said honestly: "Second brother, third brother, you can't set up stalls at will in Kyoto City, and the things of violators will be confiscated." ”

Second Brother Du hurriedly shook his head and denied it, "Who said we set up a stall?" We haven't sold a single pig, where are we setting up a stall? Xiaotu, you are the county commander and tell them to let us release the pigs, they don't keep them, and they won't raise them. ”

But they'll eat it!

Crispy roasted suckling pig, delicious to swallow the tongue.

Liu Yao shook his head again and again, and admonished the two uncles, "Second brother, third brother, this is clearly stipulated in the law, even if my uncle comes, it won't work." ”

Hearing Liu Yao say this, Du Er and Du San beat their chests and feet, and they knew that they wouldn't bring so many piglets over! What a lot of pigs! That's all silver!

The identical faces of the two sighed in front of Liu Yao, regretting it. Liu Yao decided to swallow the fact that he had paid the fine back into his stomach, and he really wanted to say that the two uncles would cry with regret.

When they entered the house dejectedly, they saw the always amiable old housekeeper standing at the door waiting for them with a tiger face, and took the three of them to the small hall next to them, and opened their mouths to Du Er and Du San.

"Two uncles, you can't be so reckless in the future, there is a big difference between Jingzhong and our Shanshui County!"

Du Er and Du San nodded in unison, that is, such a rich Kyoto even confiscated pigs! It's so unreasonable!

The old housekeeper saw that the two of them didn't take it to heart and continued: "Not to mention that you will make the Zhao Guogong Mansion hate our lord by doing this, even this street steer doesn't know how many people you have offended!" ”

Not only Du Er, Du San but also Liu Yao looked at the old housekeeper in surprise.

The old housekeeper sighed and said a little deflated: "This Kyoto castration is not only a pig, how many fathers-in-law in the palace can't even hear the words 'castration', 'chicken' and 'egg', and if you eat an egg, you have to call it yellow cabbage. ”

Du Er Du San was stunned, there was still this kind of thing. After reacting, the two hurriedly said, "It won't cause trouble to Uncle Liu, right?" I did the thing, and it was for them to come to me. Speaking of which, Second Brother Du couldn't help but get discouraged, who is he? People can't find him on his head even if they settle accounts.

If you really provoke someone, the Liu family will be unhappy, and it will not be the sister who will suffer in the end!

(To be continued.) )