Speechlessly plucked out my ears, I think I'm really big enough, living under the destruction of my roommates every day, I'm even more and more frustrated, and I survived the rain of bullets in the dormitory, thank my roommate for not killing me (hey, hey, that's just because your Xiaoqiang attribute didn't die, okay).

Zhang Xiaoyi was indignant while slashing me with knife-like eyes, but she had to be careful and rubbed her white nightdress with her hands, which was said to be silk, but I don't know if it's true or not, it's not mine anyway.

"I can't wash it off, what should I do!" Zhang Xiaoyi wailed indignantly, then smashed the water in the basin with his hand fiercely, and barked at me, "Lu Xueyin, I'm not done with you!" ”

"Hey, hey, the cherry is yours, the skirt is yours, it's you who gets the cherry juice on the skirt, and it has a half-dime relationship with me," I looked at it with a playful face, and I couldn't wait to rush to me to grab my Zhang Xiaoyi, and I suddenly felt a lot better, and even the heat just now subsided.

"You!" Zhang Xiaoyi was so angry that he threw the clothes in his hand into the basin and rubbed them, and then he couldn't help but let out a scream in his mouth, "Ah! My skirt ......"

"Hmph," I snorted softly, and no longer paid attention to Zhang Xiaoyi's screams, sitting at my desk and playing with my phone, anyway, it's really none of my business, every qiē is her own death, lalalala (raised eyebrows and exhaled Ouye).

I don't know why, this time I had a confrontation with Zhang Xiaoyi, Zhao Meng and Wang Yu didn't follow the gang, this is really the first time in the world, it's usually the foursome of the Three Musketeers plus Peng Lulu, why did it stop so much.

However, it doesn't seem to have much to do with me, and it's best for them to fight in their own nests, so I don't have to work hard to maintain the so-called roommate relationship with them in this dormitory.

"Bang".

I seemed to hear a soft sound, like a long-budding flower bone, finally gathering momentum, and finally blooming gently without hurrying, I suddenly panicked, and a strange thought flashed in my heart.

Something, ripe.

Almost a conditioned reflex, I looked behind me a little suddenly, and found that Zhao Meng and Wang Yu were lying motionless on the table, but if they were motionless, it could only be that they didn't make any big moves.

Because, after I took a closer look, I found that they were lying on the table, trembling slightly and strongly, and Peng Lulu, who was next to the two of them, was unaware of the wrong with the two of them at this time, and was still quietly and intently looking at the phone.

"Hey......" Seeing Zhao Meng and Wang Yu shaking like chaff all over their bodies, I instinctively crossed bad thoughts in my heart, shouldn't they be ...... At the same time, you're going crazy (are you really stupid or fake stupid, hey)?

"Coo", another strange sound, as if something had exploded.

"Xueyin, what's wrong?" As if sensing my gaze, it kept falling on their side, Peng Lulu finally raised her head, turned around and looked at me a little confused.

"......" I didn't know how to answer for a while, because Zhao Meng and Wang Yu were shaking so badly, but I don't know if Peng Lulu just didn't notice it, or if she couldn't see it at all, wouldn't I be exposing something?

"Ah," maybe my expression was a little weird, Peng Lulu saw that I didn't speak, so she looked straight towards the place I was looking at, and at this time, a small bubble was slowly protruding on Zhao Meng's neck, like a small mushroom growing slowly.

"Peng Lulu, what is your name, it's really ......" Zhang Xiaoyi heard Peng Lulu's scream, so she was also attracted from the balcony, and when she wanted to sarcastically mock Peng Lulu, she found that her good friends had become different at this time, and the second half of the sentence was suddenly stuck in her throat.

So, with a "snap", the white nightdress in Zhang Xiaoyi's hand was heavily spread on the ground full of water stains (it can't be washed out now).

"Weird, weird...... Monsters, ahhhh Zhang Xiaoyi took two steps back suddenly, but because she accidentally stepped on it, the banana peel she threw away sat on the ground all of a sudden, and suddenly, she was covered in dirty water, but at this time, she had no time to estimate this.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoyi sitting on the ground, Peng Lulu suddenly panicked, and at this time, Zhao Meng and Wang Yu were already like inflated balls, expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in less than a while, Zhao Meng and Wang Yu had become complete Patrick stars.

"It's a bit troublesome now," I muttered to myself, and my heart began to get entangled, although Zhang Xiaoyi and Peng Lulu were scared silly, but after all, they didn't faint, if I do something now, even if I pretend to be very flustered, it will inevitably leave some flaws, after all, my brain is not very reliable (you actually admit it!) ）……

Seeing that Zhao Meng and Wang Yu were about to evolve into a complete Pai Daxing, I couldn't help but be secretly anxious, thinking about whether to rush up, one person gave a mop rod, and when I started again after I was stunned, a voice behind me actually sounded.

"What's the trouble, it's not troublesome at all," Hearing this voice, I hurriedly turned around and found that it was Cheng Qing in a white coat.

"Cheng Qing!" I looked at him with some surprise, and my heart was about to be moved to death, Cheng Qing is simply my savior.

Cheng Qing was as polite as ever, and after pushing his glasses slowly, after reaching out and snapping his fingers, Zhang Xiaoyi and Peng Lulu both fainted softly.

High-achieving students are different, they are worthy of engaging in scientific research, I am like a great enemy, Cheng Qing actually did it, Cheng Qing is simply my idol, if only I had such a hand.

However, just as I was staring at Cheng Qing with a nymphomaniac face, hoping that he could explain to me what happened just now, Cheng Qing didn't even look at me, but just walked straight in front of me, and walked straight towards the two big stars who had completed their evolution, about a pound of evolution, and the eyes covered behind the glasses were shining brightly.

"Tut-tut, it's really a rare good material," Cheng Qing looked straight at the two big stars, and walked over step by step, and I even heard him sucking saliva.

Science madmen are still a little crazy, and sure enough, I'll let Lord Bai be the male god of my underworld. (To be continued.) )