"Huh." Feng Xiaolazy sneered, "I said I could!" ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and then the whole person calmed down. That's right! What is he talking about with such a woman? Does she know what farming is?

So, without saying a word, he raised his hand and threw an iron pipe towards the wind.

Go to hell!!! Stinky woman!!

Before he could think of it, the iron rod that had allowed him to gain a firm foothold in this area flew over like a sharp arrow, and with a thud it turned into a handful of dust in front of the stinky woman, and fell in the air.

"......" man: I'm scared to death!!

"......" the people he brought: Kicked to the iron plate!!

Next, Feng Xiaolazy didn't say a word, and was forced to watch a change of face without warning.

"Haha, haha, just kidding to liven up the atmosphere." The man who threw the iron pipe forced himself to laugh twice, and forcibly replaced the land grabbing with a joke.

"Oh." Feng Xiaolazy nodded, and turned his head to look at the group of people behind him who were almost the same confused faces, "Is it funny?" ”

The crowd shook their heads in horror. The hostess is amazing! Dou Ye really didn't lie! I was going to leave after dinner! This must be settled now!! That's amazing! The number one master in the safety zone! Sure enough, it lives up to its name!

Feng Xiaolazy turned his head and said to the man with a smile: "But they don't say it's funny." ”

"Aha, aha. Maybe ......" The man was about to cry, nodding his head and waist, with a cold sweat on his face.

"What could be?." Feng Xiaolazy also followed his example and raised his hand, but he pointed to a big bird that flew innocently in the sky. Bang...... Ashes.

"......" The man almost stared at Feng Xiaolazi's fingers in fright, for fear that if she pointed at him, he would be wiped out.

"Huh?" Feng Xiaolazy blew leisurely into his fingers, "What could it be?" We're so upset that you're joking! Otherwise, you make my people laugh, and I'll let you go. How is it? ”

The men at the Longshan base nodded frantically, lest the action be a little smaller, and the wind and laziness would be pointed at if they couldn't see it......

Next, it's time to test the stock of jokes in this group of men.

Feng Xiaolazy stepped aside and stretched out his hand to signal that the men could start!

The two teams faced each other, expressionless on the one hand. One smiled with a tough smile on his face.

The scene was very strange.

Good half a day. The man spoke.

"Well, do you know how many steps it takes to put an elephant in the fridge?"

The men led by Dou Ye looked at him with an indifferent JPG expression.

"Ha......" the man gestured with his hand, "it takes three steps to open the refrigerator." Put it in. Shut up! Hahaha"

His laughter echoed throughout the scene......

The man saw that the response of the crowd was not so enthusiastic. Touched his nose: "Isn't it funny?" Then change another one...... Do you know how many steps it takes to put a giraffe in the freezer? ”

Feng Xiaolazy raised his hand in the field support: "Know, three steps, open the refrigerator." Put it in and shut it up. ”

"No, no, no, it's four steps, open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and lock it up again! Hahahahaha......ha

The whole scene echoed with his laughter again......

Wind Sloth: ...... This doesn't follow the routine!

"Isn't it funny?" The man touched his nose again, and it was very difficult to search his intestines and scrape his belly, "That...... The forest is going to have an animal convention, and there is an animal that does not come, do you know what it is? ”

As he spoke, he paused, looked at the indifferent everyone, and saw that no one interacted with him, so he had to continue to answer himself: "Giraffe! Because it's still in the fridge! ”

Wind Sloth: ...... Dirt!

The man was in a hurry, he looked at Feng Xiaolazy cautiously, and then said to Dou Ye and them with a sad face: "Ants want to cross the river, there are crocodiles that eat ants living in the river, you say, how did the ants pass?" ”

Feng Xiaolazy sighed, and according to this routine: "Swim over, the crocodile has gone to a meeting"

The man's eyes lit up, and he looked at Feng Xiaolazy with an expression that you know me, but the latter shook his white and tender little hands: "My people are not smiling." ”

"......" begs to be spared!

The man was defeated and returned to his own team in disappointment......

As a result, the men in the Longshan base showed their talents, some danced, some sang, some somersaults, and even stand-up comedy.

Feng Xiaolazy rolled around laughing outside the court, but Douye's people didn't even change their expressions......

She didn't forget if she laughed, the group of men looked at her hopefully as soon as they saw her smiling, but as a result, she waved her hand, her face turned pale, and she pointed at Dou Ye with a serious face: "I haven't laughed yet!" ”

The group of men quickly became exhausted and longed to rewind and start over, having never been to this place again in their lives.

In the end, it was Lin Weiran who saved them.

Lin Weiran felt bored after supervising the work for two days, and decided to arrest Bai Banxian to test feng shui.

Just when the group of men almost danced a striptease en masse, he walked in with a calm white half-immortal and a white banxia who was about to collapse.

"Little lazy sister! Available? The half-immortal said that he had a big hexagram and wanted you to listen to it. ”

The group of men suddenly looked at Feng Xiaolazy, and said with a face full of words, if you have something to do, you should be busy first, and we will come back to show you the big stone crushing chest next time.

Feng Xiaolazy also looked at this group of men, and couldn't decide whether he was free or not......

"This woman, look?" The iron pipe man was sweating on his head, and nodded respectfully at the wind, and he bowed his waist.

"Alright, alright! Let's go, let's go! By the way, you're around here? O neighbors! Come and play often! Feng Xiao was lazy and decided to let them go.

The men breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said that the neighbors would definitely coexist peacefully and help each other! As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and they are the representatives of the five good neighbors! It is to build this harmonious neighborhood society to come to this world!

Just as the group of men was about to leave the light curtain......

Syllable! A bang!

One of the men was bounced to the ground by the light curtain under the surprised gaze of everyone, and he was fiercely embedded in it......

The effect of force is mutual, which shows how urgent this man's mood is to leave here......

The man was set on the floor, and just when Feng Xiaolazy was hesitating whether to ask Dou Ye to buckle it, the man moved.

His face was covered with mud, and his eyes were filled with endless confusion and suddenness, as if he didn't know where he was.

The iron pipe man who had already walked out was stunned and looked at Feng Xiaolazy: "...... are you?"

"I'm not bored!" Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly raised his hand to show that he was innocent, "He took my family's things!" ”

The man with a muddy face looked at the small shovel he was holding in his hand blankly, just in order to perform the props picked up by Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law for that group of people, he forgot to put it down when he thought of being able to go out...... (To be continued.) )