"Are you waiting for me?" "A guy in a red leotard with two swords on his back stood at the window, and although he was wearing a mask, the direction knew that the face under the mask must now have a cynical smile.

Direction suddenly realized, when he saw this person, Direction had no doubts that the clown could make friends with him. If the clown is bad and crazy, this person is cheap and neurotic. None of them are normal people, and they all belong to those who have no concept of right and wrong, but one does things because of fun, the other because of money, and oh there is a period of time to seek death.

"I'm sure many of my friends have already guessed who I am! That's right, I'm your good neighbor Deadpool! Oh, this phrase is of the little spider. Deadpool speaks, and he says this to all his readers.

Direction and Bruce blinked their big eyes and showed a confused look, and when they saw the appearance of the two, the Joker said in surprise: "He said that he can break through the fourth wall and talk to another plane, and he also said that we are characters from the comics." ”

The direction was actually stunned for a while and remembered Deadpool's ability, so when he heard the Joker's explanation, there was not much fluctuation, but Bruce was different, looking at Deadpool in disbelief and exclaiming, "Just kidding!" Are we comics? So why did they draw my Rachel to death? ”

Deadpool stared at Batman for a moment, patted his head and said, "Oh, I remember, you're Batman, sir!" It's a pleasure to meet you, I've read your comics, to be honest, I think you're very ****, you have so much money to be a superhero, do you have any mental illness? I know a bald professor who is quite insightful about people with mental illness, if you need it, you can call me, as long as you give money, anything, even if you want to blow up my chrysanthemum. ”

Bruce has nothing to say, it was normal before! What's going on today? How does it seem that everyone knows his hidden identity?

Deadpool jumped down from the windowsill, touched his nose, and said in the direction, "Hello, yellow man!" I'm sorry, I'm a straight-talking person who hates three kinds of people, the first is to do things without pay, the second is racist, and the third is yellow! Ha ha! Just kidding, I've been to Asia, are you a neon guy or a Smecta guy? ”

Xiang knew the character of Deadpool's Nerve Knife, so he pretended not to hear and turned to the Joker and said, "I said dear brother, can we go?" We're in a hurry. ”

"How dare you ignore me! Man, you've managed to get my attention! Forehead...... Who can sue me for not even my mother who has ignored me? Deadpool leaned against the direction, putting on a domineering president and saying something inconsequential.

The Joker nodded, took out two pink Hello Kitty backpacks from under the bed, handed them to Deadpool and said, "Okay, Waiter, we have to go, I decided to blow up this hospital, so you have to get out of here with your things." ”

Deadpool took the backpack and shook his head indifferently, "Hey, did I come to this place all my way just to run a trick?" No, according to the time, I should be quite hot now! ”

"Pretty hot?" The direction regretted it after saying these three words, didn't this give Deadpool this cheap mouth cannon a chance?

Sure enough, as soon as the direction of the voice fell, Deadpool said with a sad face: "Hey, I gave my discipline in exchange for a chance to be the protagonist of a big movie, you definitely don't want to know whose balls I licked to get this opportunity, just like I don't want to know who that brother of yours thinks about every night. Fly. machine the same. Of course, I'm not interested in you and Batman falling in love and killing each other. ”

Deadpool paused when he said this, looked at the clown who took out the bomb with a blank face, waved his hand and said: "Don't lead me to say something that I have and don't, I am an upright person, really, as long as you give money, you can let me say that Jesus is good!" As long as you give me money, it's okay to let me play a three-ps with that guy from Thanos. ”

Direction feels that he is about to can't bear it, what is it called to give money to let him and Thanos engage in ***! Who's going to want to see these two objects get together! No matter how heavy the taste is, you won't want to see such a workman's book! Of course, these are not the most important, the most important thing is, what about the subject? You don't want to leave so early in the stalling for time, hey!

Deadpool nodded, looked at the three people with expressionless faces, and said, "You guys are really boring big villains and superheroes!" I didn't even react to what I said. I thought something sweet was going to happen to you and me! ”

Bruce couldn't stand it anymore and pointed to Deadpool's nose and said, "Enough! Who** wants to have any sweet memories with you! Let me ask you, what is the matter with you coming to my city? Sue you, if you dare to do something crazy in Gotham, I won't let you go! ”

Deadpool's answer this time was very succinct, raising the international gesture and saying contemptuously: "You are down now, why don't you let me go?" And also. Deadpool suddenly collapsed, and said in a deep voice: "I'll never die!" I'm cursed by Thanos, I'm immortal! ”

A difference flashed in Bruce's eyes, although he didn't know who Thanos was, but a person who never died was actually quite pitiful in a sense. Maybe Thanos is the supervillain in their place, and Deadpool used to be a good guy, maybe it's because of the confrontation with Thanos, thinking of this, Bruce suddenly stopped being angry.

Bruce was about to say something to comfort Deadpool, but Deadpool suddenly spoke again: "He's just a guy with a small belly, he likes the goddess of death, I also like the goddess of death, if I have a fair contest, I will definitely get the goddess of death before him, after all, at that time, I have a strong self-healing ability but I will also die, but that stingy guy is afraid that I will get the favor of the goddess of death, and he actually cursed me to never die!" ”

Bruce sighed, and he knew that reality would certainly not be as righteous as he thought.

"Then again, what the hell is the matter with me coming to this plane?" Another trait of Deadpool is forgetfulness. Direction glanced at Bruce, looked at Deadpool, who was grabbing the back of his head and wondering why he came, and walked out with the Joker.

After a long while, Deadpool suddenly patted his head and said excitedly: "I remember, I'm looking for a guy called Direction!" Someone asked me to send him a letter! When Deadpool said this, he suddenly noticed that there was no one around, he sighed, and was about to turn away, but suddenly he seemed to remember something, and stopped talking.

"Like, I forgot the most important thing......"

PS: I'm so tired, I'm sleepy, begging for collections, begging for clicks, begging for clicks.