"You think I don't want to get a girlfriend? The question is, who can look up to me with my dignity? I just hooked up with a freshman little sister in the school's WeChat group yesterday, but after meeting at the appointed location, the soft and cute little sister turned her head and ran away, and I couldn't even chase four teaching buildings! ”

Lu Yuanyao cried with a bitter face, and looked at Li Song pitifully: "Brother Li, you can teach me a few tricks, as long as I can get out of the singles club, from now on, whatever you say will be what you say, I will never say anything!" ”

Li Song looked at Lu Yuanyao's fiery gaze, his heart tightened, he swallowed his saliva, and shook his head helplessly: "It's not that I don't help you, Lu Yuanyao, I'm a rookie myself, what can I teach you?" If I were really as powerful as you said, I would have dealt with Chu Yudie a long time ago, how could I not have made any progress until now? ”

"Even you can't help it, so I'm not destined to be the fifth king for four years?" Li Song shook his head helplessly, which made Lu Yuanyao's face stiffen suddenly, slowly turning iron gray, climbed into his bed dejectedly, lay down on his back, and looked at the ceiling quietly, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Li Song, seriously, where did you go to sleep? If I hadn't been quite confident in my cousin's difficulty in conquering, I would have really thought that you had captured her, and the adulterous and loving Shuangsu had gone. ”

Chu Liangcheng snapped and hit quickly on the keyboard, his right hand was shaking like a chicken claw, staring at the screen intently, and bursting out from time to time: "Damn!" This support can die! Or "Wow-haha!" Behold me taking you all! Achieve my five-kill prestige! ”

Except that he didn't wear the classic blue and white striped clothes, he looked like a madman in a mental hospital.

"Don't say it, I've been working for the past two days, I've been tired to death, I haven't even slept well, and the boss has deducted my salary, it's just inhumane and crazy!"

Li Song hurriedly found an excuse to prevaricate, an angry look appeared on his face, and he threw his body heavily on the bed.

In Lu Yuanyao's curious questioning, Li Song plugged in his mobile phone, casually coped with Lu Yuanyao's two sentences, and lay on the bed with his back to the sky, thinking carefully about his next plan.

"Li Song, have you been short of money lately? If it's not enough, I can lend it to you, and you don't have to pay it back in a hurry anyway. You don't want to go outside to work anymore, there is no school in society, it's okay to deduct wages, and the most afraid thing is that there is no dime after the completion of the fight, which is called a miserable! ”

Chu Liangcheng proudly slammed the mouse on the table, looked at the other party's base that was slowly exploding, and said, "There is no class tomorrow, we are going to go to the computer city with a few computers, do you want to go with us?" Last time, we didn't have enough time, just hurriedly looked at the price and configuration, this time we are ready to go out early in the morning and have a big battle with JS! ”

"No matter how good the buyer is, the seller can't be fine, I asked you to buy accessories directly online last time, and I'll come back and install it for you." It's cheap and reliable, and it's stable. ”

Li Song yawned and said casually. He had been drained of his Origin Power by Shui Rouqian several times today, and although he had not been injured to the root, he was already exhausted.

I didn't think it just now, but as soon as I lay down now, my eyelids had already begun to fight, so I hurriedly took off my clothes, reached out and grabbed the quilt to cover it, and fell asleep in the sound of keyboard beatings one after another.

"Even if the whole world is covered in the blue sea, I will follow in your footsteps~~~ forever~"

As the fierce singing sounded, there was a sudden whining in the dormitory: "Damn! Who called early in the morning to urge the kill? Do you want people to live? ”

"Poor I didn't fall asleep until half past two last night! Please let it go! ”

Li Song opened his hazy eyes, took the mobile phone with a flashing green light in his hand, put it in his ear and said, "Who?" Is it the fourth uncle? Is there something going on at home? ”

"Li Song, I don't know what's going on in your family, but if you don't come here again, something big will happen to me here!"

Chu Yudie's voice rushed out of the speaker of the mobile phone, and drilled down Li Song's ears to his brain, making Li Song tremble, and he woke up from his hazy state in an instant.

"Jade Butterfly? What's going on there? Could it be that they are knocking on the door? ”

Li Song glanced at Xu Zhiguo, who had his eyes closed tightly, but his ears were sensitively propped up, and his mouth was snoring, put his mobile phone into the quilt and whispered, "Where are you now?" Be sure to hold on! I'll rush over right away! ”

"Li Song, haven't you woken up yet?"

Chu Yudie didn't seem to know what tone to use, and after a pause, he said depressedly: "No matter how bold the army is, it will not dare to go to war directly in Jinnan University." I'm talking about your good maid! If I hadn't pulled her, she would have gone to your dorm to find you! Hurry up and come over to me! We are waiting for you at Moonlight Restaurant! ”

Li Song looked at the phone that had been hung up helplessly, sighed softly, sat up from the bed, and after freshening up in the toilet, put on the casual clothes made for him by Shui Rouqian, and tidied up his appearance on the small mirror hanging on the bed frame.

"Li Song, your clothes are expensive, right? Looking at the lines and version, it must be professionally customized. Tell me honestly, where have you been working for the past two days, and how can you afford to buy such high-end clothes? ”

Chu Liangcheng lay on the side of the bed, looked at the clothes on Li Song's body, and said in a loud voice: "You shouldn't be going to do that kind of part-time job, right?" I said, although that kind of part-time job comes quickly, it is quite a burden on the body, so you must be cautious! ”

"Can't you say something nice?"

Li Song rolled his eyes helplessly, bent down to pick up the pillow and smashed it in Chu Liangcheng's face: "Just for this clothes, I still owe nearly nine thousand yuan to Laurel Fang, and I still don't know where to get the money for the clothes, and you still have to come to entertain me!" ”

"Laurel Place? No way? Are you sure it's the luxury custom store in Jinnan City? There was never less than 10,000 clothes in it! It's also limited to small accessories like scarves and hair ties! Nine thousand dollars for a set of casual clothes? Add a zero to the back, there is still a glimmer of possibility! ”

Chu Liangcheng stretched out his hand to catch the pillow thrown by Li Song, and his eyes widened in surprise: "Li Song, you shouldn't have been deceived, right?" Although Laurel Fong is the most upscale private custom club in the city, it has always been open only to female customers, and even if you have money, you can't find a men's dress in it! ”

"What? Li Song was deceived? TMD, what else to say? The big guy hurriedly copied the guy and went to help him get justice together! Dare to bully the head of our 158 dormitory? Let's ask him how many heads he has! ”

Lu Yuanyao, who was sleeping in a daze, was suddenly startled after hearing Chu Liangcheng's words, quickly climbed down from the bed, dragged out a deflated baseball bat from under the bed, and waved it in the air: "Li Song, it's just been a night, they may have run away, let's hurry up and find them, maybe we can recover some losses!" ”