Chapter 146 is to blame on the quack

After filming "The Hole", Di Yun was idle again, and took his daughter-in-law to the crew every day. Wang Gang has left the group after filming, and there is no storytelling to listen to, and he is a little bored in the crew.

Lao Xu also saw his boredom, so he kicked him out, only letting him send him in the morning and pick him up in the evening, and go out to play by himself at other times.

If there is nothing in between, then it is estimated that Lao Xu has been filming like this and then returning to the capital together.

However, something happened on April 30th.

There was no night play on this day, the two had dinner early, and then returned to the hotel, and began to make love at just over eight o'clock.

From eight o'clock to nine o'clock, a full hour.

Of course, this includes the heating up in the front, wetting, undressing, and caressing and talking about love afterwards, and the effective time is only half an hour.

Half an hour is too little? Then you let seven minutes, three minutes... How can even thirty seconds of comradeship live? Thirty minutes is a lot, as for the kind of machine-like piledriver, it's the actor in Xiao Huang*'s article!

After the afterglow passed, Lao Xu sat up and said, "Let's go, let's take a bath." This is not good in summer, and you will sweat when you move a little. ”

Di Yun pouted quietly, did he move slightly? Female knights are also knights, well, it's tiring.

Just as Di Yun was about to get up, the phone rang.

He reached out and picked up the phone, looked at it, it was not his own phone ringing, the two of them had the same ringtone, and the phone rang when they were together, and I couldn't figure out whose it was ringing.

"Not mine, your call."

Lao Xu picked it up and looked at it, it was his mother's, and after connecting, he said, "Mom, why are you calling here, is there something wrong?" ”

As soon as he heard that it was Xu's mother calling, Di Yun chuckled in his heart, couldn't it be that fate was born, and Xu's mother came to report the good news? This is a disaster for me. I thought about how to deal with it later.

Lao Xu covered the phone and whispered to him, "You go wash first." ”

Di Yun didn't want to leave. Wanting to hear what was going on, Lao Xu pushed him up with his foot. He had no choice but to take his pajamas and go into the bathroom.

"Is Xiaoyun by your side?" Mother Xu asked.

"I'm not here now, what did you say happened?"

"Oh, it's your dog's business." Xu Mu said.

"What's wrong with fate?" Lao Xu asked a little nervously.

"I said, what did you both feed the dogs at home?" Mother Xu said: "Xiaoyun sent it to me here, and when it came, it had a big belly. I thought I was pregnant with a puppy, and I thought I would give birth to a ...... for my family."

Lao Xu Te interrupted his mother's words in horror and asked, "Fate is pregnant?" ”

"It's okay to be pregnant!" Mother Xu said, "It wilted the day Xiaoyun sent it, and this morning it suddenly screamed, so I took it to the veterinary hospital to take a look." You know what? ”

"What's wrong?" Lao Xu was nervous.

"The doctor fed me a packet of insecticide. Knock down a bunch of bugs...... "Mother Xu said and retched twice, "I don't know what you've been feeding all day." ”

"We didn't feed anything, we fed her whatever we ate." Lao Xu said, "How is it now?" ”

"It's much better now." Mother Xu said, "I don't call anymore, and I am much more well-behaved, and the doctor said that I will bring it over tomorrow to clean up my stomach and intestines." ”

Lao Xu breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest: "It's okay." ”

Xu Mu continued: "Pay attention when feeding things in the future, don't feed everything messy, it's easy to get sick!" ”

"Uh-huh, yes, got it."

When Di Yun came out of the bath, Lao Xu was sitting on the edge of the bed with a worried frown.

He had just heard the word fate in the shower, and he was ready to accept the storm. As a result, it doesn't seem like a prelude to a storm.

Wonderingly, he asked, "What's wrong with fate?" ”

"Fate is sick, and my mother said that I took it to the doctor today and shot down a lot of bugs."

Di Yun's eyes widened and said, "You mean that fate has a big belly because there are bugs in the stomach?" ”

"yes, what do you think?"

Di Yun blinked and was stunned for two seconds, and his thoughts were smooth.

"Oops!" Smacked the thigh.

That's right, the gestation period of the dog is only two months, which is almost five months, which is enough to give birth to two litters of cubs, how can it be pregnant, which dog can be pregnant for five months?

"What's wrong with you, why are you crazy all of a sudden?" Lao Xu looked at him suspiciously and said, "I asked you to take fate to see a doctor that day." Didn't you go? ”

"Go, go." It's not a cub, Di Yun felt relieved, and quickly said, "I took it to the vet that day." As a result, the guy said that fate was not sick, but pregnant. What the do you know with twenty years of experience, I'll go, that's a quack! ”

Lao Xu was also speechless.

Di Yun asked, "What did Auntie say?" How's it going? ”

"My mom said it's better now." After a pause, he said, "No, I'm still not at ease, my mother said that fate hurt today." I'll have to go back and see. ”

"Then you ...... play"

"It's okay, just take a few days off!"

The next day, Lao Xu went to ask for leave, but he didn't say that it was because of the matter, but only that there was something urgent at home and he had to go back. Although she is a main actor in this play, she is not the absolute protagonist, and her role is much less than that of Asher, another apprentice of the big monk, and she is not in a hurry, so the director gave her a three-day vacation.

The two boarded a plane at noon that day, made a stop on Hong Kong Island, and returned to Beijing in the evening.

It's night, Xu's house.

It was Mother Xu who opened the door, and she was a little surprised to see the two of them.

"Didn't you say that you were filming on Taiwan Island, why did you come back all of a sudden? Don't even make a phone call in advance? Is the filming over? Mother Xu let the two into the room and said.

"Nope." Lao Xu said: "Come back and see fate." ”

"I didn't even leave the drama and stopped filming, just to come back to see fate?" Xu Mu asked again.

"Uh-huh...," Lao Xu nodded, "I took a few days off." ”

"Tsk......" Mother Xu didn't know what to say, so she tapped her finger on the door of her head.

"What about fate?" Lao Xu asked when he entered the room.

"Speaking of which, it's not me who let your baby bump live in the bathroom, it's that people want to live in it, and you won't go anywhere." Xu Mu said.

Fate heard the voice and ran out of the bathroom, wagging his tail, but he lost a lot of weight, and he lost his previous fat and fat appearance.

Lao Xu squatted down and hugged it in his arms in distress, swaying its ears.

Mother Xu looked upset. Turning his head away, he turned his eyes out of sight and asked Di Yun, "Have you eaten?" ”

"Not yet." Di Yun said.

The two of them had breakfast in the morning, took a plane during the period, and hurried over after getting off the plane. No more dripping.

Mother Xu looked at her daughter again, shook her head, and nagged: "I really don't understand what happened to these young people now, a dog is as precious as a son and daughter." "Went into the kitchen.

Di Yun could only touch his nose behind him. Said to Lao Xu: "Okay, look at it now." It should be fine. ”

"How can she be fine, how thin do you see she has become now?"

"Didn't you always think it was too fat, saying that you had to lose weight, but now it's not just right to lose weight."

"How can it be the same?" Lao Xu glanced at him and said, "Losing weight is normal to lose weight, but now it's because I'm sick." ”

Di Yun knew that this question was incompatible with her, so he closed his mouth and stopped talking.

Mother Xu ordered a bowl of noodles for each of them, with two poached eggs on top and some chopped green onions.

Both of them were hungry, Di Yun served them up and ate them directly, while Lao Xu wanted to get some for fate.

Mother Xu hurriedly stopped: "The doctor said it." Don't give me anything to eat for these two days, and wait until your stomach is cleaned. ”

Fate jumped around the two of them but didn't get anything to eat, and finally lay on the ground, put his head on his paws, rolled his eyes, and looked at the two pitifully.

Di Yun didn't have any psychological obstacles, and he quickly put a bowl of noodle soup down his stomach. Lao Xu was very unbearable to look at fate, and he lost his appetite for noodles.

After eating, Lao Xu reacted, and there was no one in the house, and asked, "Where is my dad?" ”

"Feelings, you only think of your dad now?" Mother Xu said, "In your eyes, your father is not even as good as a dog...... After finishing speaking, she suddenly found that there seemed to be something wrong with this, and poked Lao Xu on the forehead and said, "It's all you." ”

"What's my business. You said it, but I didn't say it. Lao Xu covered his forehead and shouted.

"What's wrong with what I said?" Mother Xu poked her forehead again.

This time, Lao Xu didn't speak, just held his mouth.

"What else can I do besides playing chess?" Xu's mother complained, "I love to play chess if I can't do it, and I shout at people outside all day long, but I don't have a good job." ”

When the two went back to their nest, Lao Xu took their fate away together.

"What are you going to do with it? I won't be able to stay for two more days. I have to send it over. Di Yun said.

"No need to send it, my play won't last long, at most ten days, you don't need to follow me anymore, just be at home, take care of fate by the way."

"What's wrong. Disgusted with me? Di Yun said with a deliberately hanging face.

"How can it?" Lao Xu grabbed his arm and coaxed a child, "I can't help it, you don't have to run around like this, it's tiring." And didn't you say that you want to learn English, you can take advantage of this time to sign up for a class or something, and also, don't play tricks if you want to film after meeting Li Xiaowan, just take it. ”

"Okay, I'll read the script first."

"Okay?" Lao Xu shook his arm and pulled a long greasy sound.

"Hmm."

"Okay?" She continued to shake.

"Okay, pick it up, if the script is good, I can't take it." Di Yun was helpless.

"Hee-hee, this is good, come, reward one." He pecked in the face as he spoke.

The two of them probably forgot about their current popularity, and when they showed affection on the street, they were discovered in minutes.

Across the road, a young couple stopped and looked around.

The man said: "Hey, look, is that Xu Jinglei?" ”

The woman looked at it and said, "It seems that yes, the one next to me is Di Yun?" ”

"Well, it should be. I heard that the two were a couple before, and it was probably true. ”

The two also noticed the couple's gaze, and only then did they realize that this was the capital, and it was easy to be recognized, so they quickly ran away with fate.

The woman asked her boyfriend in confusion: "What are they running?" ”

"Who knows, hurry back and make *love." The man took his girlfriend's hand and said casually.

The woman glanced at her boyfriend and said, "Do you think everyone is as dirty as you?" ”

"What's wrong with this? It is a natural thing for men and women to make * love, is it impossible for celebrities to lose their seven emotions and six desires? ”

The two of them really didn't make * love when they went home, they took a plane for half a day today, and they were already tired, so they cleaned up the house, and went to sleep after washing. (To be continued.) )