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With tears in his eyes, he was shy about talking, and he looked at Chen Gongzi shyly and timidly, and several sons with a heart of beauty next to him couldn't help but step forward and take a step forward to be in the arms!

Chen Gongzi was stunned, thinking that he was participating in the princess's husband selection banquet, and decisively retreated again and again to avoid the clutches of the little palace maid.

Such scenes were staged in many places in the palace.

By the jasper pool, by the cold autumn pool, listening to the lake, several sons watched the beautiful little palace maid fall into the water with a pop.

Looking at the beautiful and cool little palace maid who was up and down in the water, panting and shouting for help, several people reacted differently.

Some people are independent, watching the little palace maid float in the water; Someone jumped into the water with a pop and enjoyed a heroic rescue of beauty; Someone giggled and pointed at the side, feeling that the person was about to be drowned, and asked the little guy to scoop the person up, and the scene proved the first aid method of artificial respiration in "Prepare for Emergency".

In addition, there are several sons who are chased and beaten by someone's bear children for no reason; was called away by the little eunuch, saying that her sister in the family had suffered a disaster and asked her to go to the rescue; I was soiled by a bowl of soup and tea by a careless little eunuch, and when I changed my clothes, I met a seductive little palace maid with a widening belt, or a few cats and dogs that went crazy.

A series of sudden accidents have been staged one after another, and the little ladies and gentlemen in the royal garden feel that something is wrong no matter how stupid they are!

In the following time, I tried my best to show my perfect self. Even if there is an emergency, they are the perfect year!

The banquet lasted from morning to evening, and seeing that the people who came to the banquet were about to leave, Shang Jiakang and his party also called it a day.

The seven of them reunited in the gazebo in the Imperial Garden.

Except for the stars, each of them was holding a large piece of paper filled with all kinds of dog crawling characters.

Little Prosperity came first

"I found a classmate who pretended to fight and accidentally went to fight Cheng Gongzi, Cheng Gongzi swooped away, worthy of being a military attaché, he is very good, he also advised us not to fight There is something to say, Cheng Gongzi is really a good person." to issue a good guy card.

"This Li Gongzi is not good, he jumped into the lake to save people without anyone moving, save it, do you know where he put his hand? The little palace maid said that her buttocks were touched, and I paid an extra hundred taels of silver for hush money. This person must not be able to do it! Zhu Yuyang said indignantly with a bitter face.

"Well, this surnamed Han is terrible! Do you know what he did? He didn't go to save people himself, and then said to the other companions that he was waiting for the little palace maid to be drowned, and he just tried the first aid method in "Preparedness", but it didn't work. Then a group of people watched in amazement as the little palace maid was about to sink to the bottom before dragging people up. This man is so bad, so unsympathetic! "Baby, the key is that afterwards, the little palace maid said that she was kissed by someone else's slave, and she was no longer innocent, and she was going to jump into the lake again, and he lost five hundred taels of silver to settle it. Huh, he Liang Xiao wouldn't say such a shameful thing.

The son of the Song family in Wuyang was not moved at all in the face of the beautiful little palace maid, and directly dodged away, and by the way, he sprayed the blood of the uneducated dog scolding me. Although this person's character is good, but his face is too serious, Rory has been training me for a long time, and those who don't know think it's my father. Zheng Chengde, who played in person, hurt himself and at the same time tried his best to smear and reprimand his son of the Song family.

Seeing that a few people were talking again, Fat Fat hurriedly stretched out his fleshy hand and raised the paper in his hand and said seriously: "I went to observe the eldest brother of the Lu family, I said that I was lost, and he kindly took me to find my brother." Along the way, the brother of the Lu family is very good at talking, and he is very happy to be with him! ”

Several people took turns to say it, as the chief examiner this time, Shang Jiakang frowned for a while, was angry, and smiled for a while listening to their words, as if he was fine.

When a few people saw that Fanxing came back, they were empty-handed, and subconsciously thought that he hadn't tested people.

And so another round began.

There are more than 20 people who are listed as prospective sons-in-law by the queen, and for most of the day, several people have inspected all of them in a fancy way. One by one, they said what they thought was the conclusion.

After half an hour, a few people finished speaking.

The summary is as follows:

Shang Kangjia looked at the list in his hand with satisfaction and said: "Chen Gongzi, Hu Gongzi, Gao Gongzi, and Dong Gongzi are good, and I must tell the queen mother if the other words and deeds are not good, and I must choose a good husband for the imperial sister!" ”

Shang Jiakang swore that he was full of confidence in the results of his election.

Liang Xiao wished Yuyang a small prosperity, and nodded with satisfaction with the success of his labor.

Fanxing rubbed the teacup in his hand, coughed lightly and said lightly, "Do you want to listen to my advice?" ”

Yes?

All the people looked at him.

If you don't investigate, you don't have the right to speak, you just sit there for a day and don't do anything, so you're embarrassed to give advice!

Xiao Prosperity is a little embarrassed to look at his brother, why are you thick-skinned? It's not like my father, it's not like my mother, it's definitely like my grandfather.

There was no blush on the starry white face, and he pointed to a string of dog crawling words written by Shang Jiakang and said, "This, this, and these are all removed." Finally, Fanxing's slender finger landed on Han Jinyu's name, "This is the best!" ”

Several people looked at the stars with puzzled eyes, and their faces all said, 'Is it for the forest?' ’

Shang Jiakang saw the mysterious look of his little friend, and thought that after entering the palace from Fanxing, he perfectly explained what other people's children were, and he humbly asked for advice for the happiness of the imperial sister, "Why is Han Jinyu the best!" I think he's average except for his good looks, and there's nothing brilliant about him. ”

Han Jinyu is the son-in-law who just let a few people not know how to evaluate it, watching the little palace maid who asked him for help soak in the water for a long time, and finally made the little maid take advantage of it blatantly by verifying that the method of artificial respiration is effective. In short, it doesn't feel like a serious person. A few people really couldn't understand why Fanxing thought Han Jinyu was good.

Speaking of the reason, Fanxing was a little embarrassed, and when he saw a few people looking at him eagerly, he couldn't help but confirm: "You want to know the reason?" ”

Qi Qi nodded, "Eun, I want to know!" ”

Fanxing clenched his fist with one hand and put it to his lips, coughed lightly, and said calmly: "Because he is a big bird." ”

What? They must have heard something strange!

The impulsive Liang Xiao couldn't help but reconfirm in the encouraging eyes of his friends, "Fanxing, what did you just say about him?" ”

Fanxing glanced at Liang Xiao's lower body and spoke again, "Because his bird is big, at least bigger than yours." ”

Liang Xiao, Liang Xiao.

Liang Xiao burst into tears, "It's just a fifteen-year-old child!" ”

No one paid attention to the injured Liang Xiao, and his gossipy eyes were all green and looked at the stars, "Good brother, brother, how do you know about such a private matter?" ”

The stars smiled and clapped their hands lightly.

Not far from the pavilion, there were a few little eunuchs with beautiful faces and very ordinary clothes.

The little eunuchs knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "See Second Highness, Princes!" ”

Shang Kangjia raised his head and held his chest high, and commanded the prince Fan'er: "Raise your head!" ”

The little eunuchs were all beautiful, but Shang Kangjia was sure that he hadn't seen them.

"Where are you on an errand, and why hasn't this temple seen you?"

The older eunuch at the head hurriedly replied: "Back to Your Highness, the servants are waiting in the clean room. ”

Clean room? What is a clean room? It's the toilet!

Shang Kangjia tried hard to suppress his urge to cover his nose.

The handsome, dashing and kind-hearted Fanxing hurriedly rescued a group of bear children with tangled faces, and asked the eunuchs with a smile: "I don't know what you think of Chen Gongzi, Hu Gongzi, Gao Gongzi, and Han Gongzi?" ”

What are the eunuchs in the clean house doing?

Responsible for handling the reincarnation of the guests.

In short, someone comes to the toilet, if you pull poop, cover it with plant ash and pour it into a special commode, and then open the window to ventilate and light incense to keep the smell fresh. If it is easier to urinate, flush it after the end. Too easy.

After that, when they went out of the clean room, it was not their business to bring tea and water and change clothes.

Of course, this is the work of the servants in the clean room of ordinary people, as the eunuchs in the clean room of the palace, they are naturally much taller.

The highest person is the eunuch in the clean room of His Majesty the Emperor, taking off his pants and wiping his butt to help the cock, which is intimate service to the home. They are relatively low-grade, but they are also witnesses from beginning to end.

When the sons of the Liu family looked for them this morning, the little eunuchs were stunned!

The son of the Liu family asked, "What is the swelling of the XX son?" ”

They are about to cry and faint at work, how to answer this, eating and drinking is not like that. This stinks and doesn't stink, constipation is inconvenient, and I'm really embarrassed to expose people!

It was the handsome, dashing and kind-hearted Liu Gongzi who reminded them that they realized that they had mistaken the point. Thinking that the princess was choosing a husband, the little eunuchs who knew the truth instantly felt that they were going to make contributions to the pinnacle of life.

Because of Liu Gongzi's advance drill, in the face of the questions of the Second Highness, several little eunuchs have already been prepared.

The older eunuchs stepped back, and several of the younger eunuchs answered in turn from left to right.

"Chen Gongzi's job is quite compact." That's small!

"Gao Gongzi is very good, but there are a few pinch marks on his buttocks." The Discord campaign was definitely done yesterday.

"Hu Gongzi's skin is a little long." XX Andrology welcomes you, wrapping and circumcision lead a harmonious society.

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"Han Gongzi's appearance is perfect, his height is majestic, and the minions have seen not thousands but hundreds, and he is definitely the best among them!"

Don't ask the little eunuchs why they know so well, they are disabled and imperfect, they always yearn for perfect existence. Watching the birds swaying in front of them every day, they naturally couldn't help but compare.

Looking at you small, I just hehehe, I didn't expect you to be so petite inside.

Seeing that you are so small, I want to smile proudly.

What's more, Liu Dashao reminded them today, and they all watched with wide eyes, wishing that they had to count how many hairs they had.

In a short period of time, everyone present has experienced a baptism of life.

These little eunuchs who are not ashamed and impatient have said everything, the size and color of the chicken eggs, whether there are pinch marks and hemorrhoids on the buttocks, and even the constipation of the son-in-law, who has a mole there.

Only you can't think of it, and you can't say it without them.

After the little eunuchs finished speaking, they looked at Shang Jiakang with blank eyes.

They are all working so hard, Your Highness doesn't give you some reward for promotion!

After hearing this, Shang Jiakang waved his hand to the little eunuchs in a bit of confusion.

Your Highness has a shadow in your heart, you go quickly! Come on!

After a while, he seemed to suddenly react to something, Shang Jiakang hurriedly said to Zhu Yuyang, Liang Xiao, and Zheng Chengde: "Go and pay the hush money!" Don't let them talk nonsense! "It's really known, and their royal face is gone.

The three companions left with their purses in their pockets.

As for Fanxing, a young man with such a clear mind, His Highness said that he did not dare to command others for the time being.

(To be continued.) )