156Do you like long legs?
Fang Yang handed over the music score he had just written to Deputy Head Liu, and promised to arrange for the girls of Girls' Generation to go to Feiyang Music in the capital to record an album after the New Year, and then all the publicity and packaging were covered by his company.
The long-legged members of Girls' Generation naturally cheered, and the other head of the regiment was even more grateful to Dade, and then immediately began to practice songs and dances against the score.
Fang Yang watched the training of the long-legged people while holding a pen and paper to create a boutique sketch, and went through all the sketches he had seen in his mind, and found that it was still Uncle Benshan's sketches that were wonderful, and he sued the uncle in his heart, and began to create the sketch script of "You at the Same Table".
This is Uncle Benshan's performance in the 11th Spring Festival Gala, and it just so happened that Fang Yang filmed and released the movie "You at the Same Table" this year, and the launch of this sketch can be regarded as a timely occasion.
Xiao Shenyang: Dad, hurry up
Wang Xiaoli: Hey (with a smile on his face)
Xiao Shenyang: Hurry up and leave Dad, you asked me to find the classmate you were looking for, just this one, go
Wang Xiaoli: Son (sad): Let's go together, Dad's nervousness is jumping
Xiao Shenyang: Dad, why are you so screwed, (collapsed) I have to go when I see a classmate, why do you have to go?
Wang Xiaoli: Hey, you listen to my father, you go, knock on the door, come out of the old man, you just ask someone if Aunt Guiqin is at home, if you want to come out of the old lady, you just ask if you are Aunt Guiqin, if so, my son gave her this letter, don't let the old man see it, go and go
This sketch is performed by Uncle Benshan and several of his apprentices Wang Xiaoli and Xiao Shenyang, when Fang Yang wrote it, he naturally revised all the names of the characters, the plot is about Lao Yu (Yu Zecheng) played by Wang Xiaoli and Guiqin played by Li Lin in the same class and table in elementary school, Guiqin takes care of Dachengzi (referring to Yu Zecheng) with family difficulties, pays for his tuition, and stuffs half a salted duck egg in Yu's lunch box every day. Yu Zecheng has been hiding these things in his heart, planning to repay them after he mixes up his appearance.
More than 20 years later, Yu Zecheng, who has become "Lao Yu", took his son Xiao Yu (played by Xiao Shenyang) to Guiqin's house to repay the favor, he wrote a letter to Guiqin, and insisted on sending a bank card with 30,000 yuan to his old classmates. Just as the two said goodbye with a "Western-style handshake" (referring to a hug). Lao Zhao returned home and became suspicious when he saw this scene.
Gui Qin told Lao Zhao that the old classmate specially brought a bank card to repay the favor this time, and took out the card to show his wife. Unexpectedly, the card she put away was a room card, and the real bank card was inserted on the power switch of the hotel by Yu Zecheng as a telephonic card. In order to prove that the two were just classmates, Lao Yu and Gui Qin had to make the content of the letter public, not wanting the vague sentences in it and the "omitted ×× word here" that appeared at the critical moment in the description of the scene led to more misunderstandings, and Lao Yu spent a lot of effort to unravel these "knots" one by one. in the process. Xiao Shenyang, who played "Xiao Yu", "added chaos" in a timely manner, which made Lao Zhao mistakenly think that Xiao Yu was the illegitimate son of his wife and Lao Yu......
The performance level of this sketch in terms of quality is not as good as "Selling Abduction", but it is still an excellent work full of jokes, otherwise it would not be possible to go to the Spring Festival Gala, Fang Yang is still laughing while writing! It took an hour to revise the script and handed it over to Deputy Head Liu.
Deputy head Liu diligently helped him beat his shoulders and said: "The head of the regiment has created a boutique sketch so quickly, he must be very tired, why don't you go to your office to take a rest, and I will arrange a girl to help you massage it." Guaranteed to take your fatigue off. ”
"Tuina?" Fang Yang smiled, he remembered the lame massage technique of an actress during the filming of "To Youth", and he shook his head: "This is not good!" They are all actors, not massage girls. ”
Deputy Head Liu smiled and said, "If you don't agree, then I'll massage you myself, I don't mind taking a look at the massage girl." ”
Fang Yang raised his hand to make a surrender and said, "Don't, I can't bear you." He was indeed a little tired, and glanced at the long legs over there. Shen said: "Well! Okay, I'll go back to the office and take a break. ”
Fang Yang returned to his office and entered the inner room, where the decoration specifications were quite high. Bedroom style, with bathroom, but also saw a neat big bed, bedside table with massage oil, towels, tissues, well-prepared! This Deputy Commander Liu is premeditated! It's just a massage! Having spent so much energy for girlhood, what's wrong with enjoying their massages? Fang Yang lay on the big bed, closed his eyes and waited.
Deputy Head Liu stopped the Girls' Generation who was training, took Guo Zhen aside and whispered, "It's time for you to repay Captain Fang." He specifies that you should go and give him a massage. ”
Guo Zhen was stunned and said, "Massage? I won't! ”
Deputy Head Liu smiled mysteriously: "You think you are going to really get a massage!" ”
Guo Zhen's eyes were a little flustered: "If you don't do a massage, then, what do you want me to do?" ”
Deputy Head Liu said with a straight face: "Captain Fang treats you like this, you should be a cow or a horse, and I can see that he is a little interesting to you, you know what to do!" ”
Guo Zhen hesitated and didn't speak, Deputy Head Liu pointed to a group of long legs over there, and said, "If you don't want to go, they are all rushing to go, think about it yourself." ”
Guo Zhen blushed and said, "Deputy Head Liu, do you really think he is interesting to me?" ”
Deputy Head Liu said without hesitation: "Of course, this is what he told me personally, why don't you be appointed?" ”
Guo Zhenyi gritted his teeth, nodded and said, "Then I'll go." ”
Deputy Head Liu said in her ear: "As a person who has come over, I can teach you a few tricks, and after you go in, you must first and then ask last." ”
Guo Zhen's little face flushed, nodded and went to Fang Yang's office.
Watching Guo Zhen leave the rehearsal room, the long-legged people asked Deputy Head Liu: "Where did Guo Zhen go?" Look at her weird expression. ”
Deputy Regiment Commander Liu said with a straight face: "Don't ask so much, continue training." She whispered to herself: "See how your head Fang reacts, if nothing else, I will arrange all of you one by one." ”
Guo Zhen arrived at Fang Yang's office, the door was not closed, she looked at the neighborhood with a thief's heart, and then entered the room and locked the door, covering her chest with her hands, calming down her careful liver that was about to jump out of her throat.
Captain Fang's voice came from inside: "I'm inside, come in!" ”
Guo Zhen slowly approached inside, and saw Fang Yang take off her coat, her shirt was unbuttoned and her chest was open, her face turned red again, and she whispered, "You, do you really like me?" ”
Fang Yang opened his eyes and glanced at her, and said with a smile: "You are so beautiful, of course I like it." (To be continued.) )