Chapter 70: The Beautified Monkey King (Revised)
"Second Senior Brother, you tell me about Brother Monkey, wait a minute, I need to pay attention to something, don't you?" Lin Jiawei was a little excited, as if he was going to see his girlfriend for the first time, hoping that he could make a good impression on the other party at first sight.
It's no wonder that Lin Jiawei is so nervous, he has watched Journey to the West since he was a child, as the undisputed first protagonist of Journey to the West, Lin Jiawei is of course a tight worship, whether it is the majesty of the latter when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, or when he escorted Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures, he relied on his fiery eyes to kill demons all the way, which made him enthusiastic.
Since he came to Heaven, although he knew that he would be able to meet Sun Wukong sooner or later, he didn't expect to meet so soon, fans saw their idols, especially this idol is usually not seen, you can imagine how turbulent his heart is, he can't wait to appear in front of the latter immediately, but he hopes to slow down and make himself more fully prepared.
"How to say it, in fact, Brother Monkey's personality is still very good, but a little naughty, after all, it's a monkey, but it's brought by my old pig, and it will definitely be very friendly to you, boss, you can rest assured." Zhu Bajie saw Lin Jiawei's strange appearance, this was the first time he saw his boss look like this, and he couldn't help but comfort him.
"Then tell me what hobbies he has, uh, except for eating peaches." Lin Jiawei planned to know more about his idol, but then added.
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In this way, Lin Jiawei and Zhu Bajie left the heavenly court and came to the territory of Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou.
"King, king, that fat pig is here again, and this time he brought someone over." A little monkey came to Sun Wukong and half-knelt to report the arrival of Zhu Bajie.
Sun Wukong, who was originally learning martial arts with Nezha, stopped the golden hoop stick in his hand, tightened it in his ears, and subconsciously scratched the monkey hair twice with his right hand, his eyes turned twice in his sockets, and he secretly said in his heart: "This nerd has not worried about eating and drinking since he became the messenger of the Pure Altar, and he rarely comes to my Huaguo Mountain, and recently he went to Heaven to learn haircuts from a mortal, I don't know what to do, the person who brought it this time should be the mortal who can get a haircut, I don't know what to do with my Huaguo Mountain!" ”
"Boys, go and bring that idiot here." Sun Wukong ordered his monkey monkey grandson, the voice was a little sharp, if Lin Jiawei was here, he would be surprised, this voice was very similar to the voice of Sun Wukong in the 86 version of Journey to the West.
Sun Wukong didn't notice that after Nezha next to him received the red tassel gun, he seemed to feel something, and took out the transmission note, but he didn't expect it to be the message left by his sister-in-law Mrs. Diyong, although he didn't like the latter very much, especially what she did, and recently I heard that the other party was also looking for trouble with a mortal, which really embarrassed the face of Li Fu, but he didn't want to care about the other party's business, but he was a little dumbfounded when he saw the other party's message.
Soon Lin Jiawei and Zhu Bajie were brought in.
"Go, go," Zhu Bajie drove the monkey beside him, and hurriedly said after seeing Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, I haven't seen you for so many years, my old pig wants to kill you, why have you stayed in this Huaguo Mountain all the time, and you didn't come to Lingshan to see the master and our junior brothers." ”
Sun Wukong heard the true temperament of Zhu Bajie, but as time went by, he gradually knew the truth about the Journey to the West, although he was named the Buddha of Victory, don't look at him as a Buddha, Guanyin is a Bodhisattva and feels that he has a higher status than Guanyin, and the status is not to look at this, Guanyin is still the teacher of the Seven Buddhas, so in general, he has complaints about the Buddha, so he has always preferred to stay in Huaguo Mountain than to Lingshan, and he does not go to Lingshan, but he is also afraid that the things he guessed in his heart will become the truth.
"Bajie, I am much more free in Huaguo Mountain than in Naling Mountain, if you don't do it in the future, you can come to Huaguo Mountain, although they are all fruits, but they will definitely not be hungry for you," Sun Wukong looked a little sad, he didn't expect that the positive fruit he had gone through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties in cultivating might be someone else's conspiracy, and no one would be in a good mood, but he quickly changed the topic and said: "You idiot, what is the matter with you coming to my Huaguo Mountain this time?" ”
Zhu Bajie was a little confused by Sun Wukong's previous words, but after hearing Sun Wukong's question, he hurriedly spoke: "Brother Monkey, the main reason for coming to Huaguo Mountain this time is that my boss wants to find Nezha, but I heard that the doorman of the Li Mansion said that he came here, so we chased after him." ”
Sun Wukong was slightly stunned when he heard this, but he didn't expect it to be this reason, when he heard Zhu Bajie call Lin Jiawei the boss, he couldn't help but be a little curious, looked Lin Jiawei up and down, and then looked at Nezha.
Nezha was not surprised when he heard Zhu Bajie's words, and looked at Lin Jiawei with some curiosity, wanting to see if the mortals he dealt with with by his uncompetitive righteous sister also drank the same three heads and six arms as herself.
At the same time that the two of them were looking at Lin Jiawei, he also looked at the two of them, but the Monkey King in front of him was a little disappointed by Lin Jiawei, after all, he was a hairdresser and had a high pursuit of beauty, but the real image of Monkey King subverted Lin Jiawei's previous cognition, and it turned out that the TV was all beautified.
Sun Wukong's sunken and wrinkled face, pointed beak, protruding forehead, fangs are exogenous, and from time to time baring his teeth and grinning, his nose is flat, his ears are over his shoulders, and his face is full of hair, but a pair of eyes are blazing, his body is thin, and his height will definitely not exceed one meter three.
"I've seen Sun Dasheng." Lin Jiawei bowed slightly, although the other party was not as perfect as he imagined, but Lin Jiawei is not a Virgo, he still has a great impression of perfectionism, but he has diluted the original passion.
And the appearance of a young man on the side, a boy with a hairstyle on his head, wearing a lotus robe, a red silk wrapped around his shoulders, and a diamond bracelet on his left hand is obviously Lin Jiawei's target Qiankun circle this time, the white and slender hands and feet are exposed, and the red tassel gun and Hot Wheels are not visible, it should be put away.
"I've seen the third prince of Nezha." Lin Jiawei then saluted Nezha slightly.
"You're the mortal who made a fuss in the Heavenly Court?" Sun Wukong asked after grinning at Lin Jiawei.
"Yes, Sun Dasheng, you don't know, how much our people like you, and they will play your story over and over again every year, especially the part about making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it's really exciting to watch." Lin Jiawei gradually adapted to Sun Wukong's appearance, and said excitedly.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he recalled how high-spirited he was when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace everywhere, and now he regrets why he made a bet with Rulai in the first place, so that he lost his freedom later, not to mention, and fell into the conspiracy.
However, Sun Wukong's affection for Lin Jiawei has increased a lot, and he said to the monkeys beside him: "Children, prepare some fresh fruits and serve them." ”
He turned his head to Lin Jiawei again and said: "That's natural, when I was in Heavenly Court, but when I fought with my grandson, there were only a handful of two and a half opponents who could be my grandson, Yang Jian counted one, and Nezha counted half." ”
Nezha smiled a little bitterly when he heard this, he did lose to Sun Dasheng after fighting for a long time, but the latter was straightforward, and he was no longer surprised.
"Great Sage, who else is there?" Lin Jiawei originally wanted to talk about Tuota Li Tianwang, but he thought that Li Tianwang didn't seem to have the Linglong Pagoda, and he couldn't even beat Nezha, so he didn't mention it.
It's just that Lin Jiawei never expected that Sun Dasheng would say someone he couldn't think of.
"There is one other person who can barely be my opponent, and that is the one next to you." Sun Wukong grinned at Zhu Bajie.
Nani! Lin Jiawei's jaw almost dropped, the lazy Zhu Bajie next to him didn't expect it to be so powerful, he wouldn't think that Sun Wukong would lie to himself.
"Brother Monkey, you're exalting me too much." Zhu Bajie smiled bitterly, he knew that Taoguang was obscure, and quickly changed the topic: "Boss, you haven't sued me yet, what are you looking for Nezha for this time?" ”
immediately shifted his attention to Lin Jiawei.
Lin Jiawei glanced at Nezha, and said a little embarrassed: "I just want to borrow the Qiankun circle for use." ”
Nezha was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this mortal lion to open his mouth and borrow his magic weapon when he came up, and he couldn't help but think of his righteous sister who let herself agree to this mortal's request......
Before Nezha could speak, Sun Wukong interjected first and said something unrelated: "I heard that you, a mortal, are in charge of haircuts, so do you have a way to get rid of all the fleas on my monkey monkey grandson?" ”