Chapter 2: Oni Upper Body

Maybe the little Taoist immortal's psychological quality is too poor, but then again, no matter who is scared by me like this, he will be afraid of it, don't want it. It wasn't until a little time later that Changsheng woke up, but there was a hint of black gas on his forehead.

Changsheng rubbed his forehead, which was a little dizzy, and suddenly felt a chill in his eyebrows, his whole body was excited, and he looked around cautiously, the full moon shone softly, and the strange female ghost he saw before he fainted was gone.

Sure that I had really disappeared, the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and stood up vigorously, but found that his legs were still very weak, so he leaned against the wall and wanted to leave the courtyard.

"Don't go ahead, there's a foreign devil there, go around to the left!" I couldn't help but remind the little Taoist priest in his ear.

Suddenly hearing a woman's voice, the little Taoist priest didn't think much about it, hurriedly turned around, and said as he walked, "Thank you!" That should be the abominable Teacher Lacey. ”

After saying this, the little Taoist priest reacted instantly, and his scalp was numb, because there was no one here except him, who was talking to him?

"You...... Who are you? He was so nervous that he stammered.

I had the intention to tease and tease the little Taoist, so I deliberately lowered my tone and said in a cold tone: "I can still ...... Who are you just ...... Don't see me? ”

The little Taoist priest's body stiffened, thinking that I was now behind him again, so he desperately swallowed saliva mode and continued to turn on, his legs were soft and seemed to be about to fall down again, and he couldn't stop saying:

"Sister female ghost, if you have a grievance to take revenge, you have found the wrong person, I ...... I haven't hurt anyone...... I'll burn you more paper money......" The little Taoist priest was frightened, and his mouth became incoherent.

"How do you know I'm going to get revenge?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Master told me that when a woman dies unjustly, she is most likely to become a powerful ghost, looking for people everywhere to ask for her life......

"Ha, ah, handsome little guy, you're so funny, I'm a good ghost, I just want to find a stand-in."

"Good...... Good ghost, find a stand-in! When the little Taoist priest heard my last sentence, he was so frightened that he sat on the ground, snorted and cried, and shouted:

"I'm looking for a stand-in, and I said it's a good ghost, don't be so scary, okay? We met in Pingshui, we don't know each other, there is no need to harm my life, right? ”

"Look at your stinginess! I'm not looking for a substitute for the dead, this girl is not familiar with life, but I just stay in your body for a few days to find some security. "I didn't have the heart to say. Maybe it's the instinct of a ghost, and it always feels like it will dissipate at any time when I'm floating outside, but the little Taoist priest I met gave me a very strong sense of security, which attracted me fiercely, maybe this guy's yang fire is too weak.

"My sister, you have a sense of security, then I ...... What about my sense of security? Hearing me say that I was not looking for a substitute for the dead ghost, the little Taoist priest let out a breath, his heart relaxed a little, and he spoke a lot smoother.

But in an instant, the little Taoist priest seemed to react, and I saw a few crystal cold sweats on his forehead.

I said...... I said you wouldn't be in my body already, would you? ”

", you just thought of it now? Hahaha......"

The little Taoist priest almost cried again: "Master, I have been clever and sensible since I was a child, and I have no bad heart, why don't you bless me, I was caught by a female ghost!" ”

"Sister, how many days are you going to stay on me?"

"It depends on the situation, maybe ten days and half a month, maybe it's more comfortable, I won't leave."

After listening to me, the little Taoist's face changed from white to blue, and then from blue to purple, and he wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't live in pain.

What is bad luck, the little Taoist priest is unlucky when he meets me, and it is bad luck in bad luck!

The little Taoist priest drooped his listless head and said with a cry:

"Auntie, just have pity on me, let me go!"

"What grandma, I just died, and I'm still fresh, and I'm 281 years old." I didn't like to interrupt him.

When the little Taoist priest heard this, a chill arose, and his body trembled a few times, you just died, you are still fresh, and you are scared to death.

"That'...... Sister, tonight, I'll let you stay overnight with my little body, and I'll find you a strong man tomorrow...... Well, I will recommend to you this foreign devil Lao Les from St. Mary's Girls' School, that body, that physique, to ensure that you are satisfied. "Because this Lacey usually looks at the little Taoist priest unpleasantly, if he wasn't the only small Taoist master in this Taoist temple, he would have been driven away by this foreigner.

"I'm not good at that bite, besides, my sister likes delicious little fresh meat, you, it's just my appetite, haha......" I laughed uninhibitedly after I finished speaking.

Ah, why does this laughter sound so, do I like innocent little virgins?

"I already have a place in my heart, there is grass everywhere in the world, don't hang yourself on my crooked neck tree......"

"Hey, how do you know I'm hanged?" I replied seriously.

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, swallowed the following words immediately, and secretly looked around a few times with his eyes.

"You're looking to see if I'm a hanged ghost with a long red tongue, bulging eyes, and flying hair."

"I didn't ...... Nope! ”

"Hahaha...... I'm scaring you, I'm not a hanger! Hahaha......" Seeing the little Taoist priest's frightened appearance, he couldn't help but laugh again.

The little Taoist priest looked helpless, and quietly slipped back in silence, and his pace gradually became natural. Perhaps because he felt that I had no malice, or because he was infected by my humor, this little Taoist priest didn't seem to be as afraid of me as before.

"We will live together in the future, my name is Changsheng, may I ask what the girl's name is?"

The little Taoist priest suddenly became crepe, and I couldn't help laughing: "The little woman's surname is Ye Xiaoluan, we will be neighbors in the future, I hope to get along happily." ”

"Neighbor, who dares to ask you to be a neighbor?" Changsheng muttered quietly.

"What are you muttering?"

"I didn't ...... It's nothing, I'll say it again, Ye Xiaoluan's name is really good. ”

"Well, that's pretty much it." I am very satisfied with the answer of this immortal little Taoist.

Because we were noisy, he was startled by me, but he narrowed the distance, and he was not so frightened, and occasionally took the initiative to say a few words to me.

"When I first came, I saw you being chased by a group of unclothed little girls, you wouldn't have done anything to be ashamed of, would you?" My gossip heart was overflowing, and I asked with some curiosity.

Changsheng touched his head a little embarrassed, and became a little embarrassed, so he told me about sending moon cakes to invite his sweetheart tonight when the moon was shining, and I was immediately amused, haha laughed.

Changsheng felt very shy, and his face was hot and dry.

"Brother Immortal, you like that girl, don't you? Sister help you get it! Love is about acting bravely, and I think you're doing it right! I finally managed to suppress my laughter and breathlessly.

The little Taoist's sluggish eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly said, "There is a ghost like you...... Sister helps, maybe this thing will really become...... Well, let's have a hero to save the beauty first, you can quietly show a grimace to scare her, and then I ran out to save her, she was grateful, and said that she would promise to be ...... Quack, this plan is perfect! ”

The little Taoist priest had forgotten the fear he had when he first saw me, and at this time he was immersed in his beautiful imagination and actually laughed, and he could still laugh when my female ghost possessed him, what a strange flower!