Chapter 398: I'm really not Lolicon

At two o'clock in the afternoon of the 20th, in the luxury suite of the old store of the Bauhinia Hotel in the magic city. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the luxurious room with a Chinese style, the crew of "The Hangover" are busy, but when they pass by an iron cage in the middle of the room, everyone can't help but hide to the side - inside the iron cage, there is a big tiger with a big mouth and looking around.

The scene that the crew is preparing to shoot now is the "rival scene" between the drunken trio and the tiger.

The filming of "The Hangover" is now nearing the end, and only the hotel luxury suite and Qian Debao and Tiger-related scenes remain.

In the morning, the crew filmed the rivalry between the drunken trio and Qian Debao in the hotel room, a simple scene, seven scenes, and under the "hard work" of Qian Debao's scumbag acting skills, he was stunned for a whole morning before he could barely count it......

"Haha, Teacher Da Shu, this tiger has nothing to be afraid of." Qian Debao, who looked like an iron tower, sat on the sofa, laughed and patted Shu Hongming's arm, and stretched out his finger to point to the tiger in the cage, "Xiaohua was raised by me since I was a child, and it has long been wild and will not bite at all." ”

That's right, the big tiger raised by Qian Debao is the same as a cat raised by Xiaomi, both called Xiaohua, but this difference is really too big......

"Hehe......" Shu Hongming chuckled, still didn't dare to look at "Xiaohua" squarely, "This is a tiger after all, it's better to be careful, if something really happens, it's not good." ”

"Da Shu, you are so timid!" Next to Qian Debao, Qian Debao's daughter Qian Yayan made a gesture and despised Shu Hongming.

This fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl heard that Qian Debao was going to film today, so she took a day off from school and followed Qian Debao to join in the fun.

Shu Hongming smiled slightly, but he was not angry: "The safety of the crew is more important than everything." ”

Shu Hongming and Qian Debao were chatting, and suddenly, I saw Ma Weicheng walking over, turning his head to look at the tiger in the cage, and then said: "Teacher Da Shu, Mr. Qian, the toilet has been arranged, let's move this tiger in now?" ”

Ma Weicheng's words fell, and Qian Yayan next to him complained: "It's not troublesome to move around with such a big iron cage all the time......"

As he spoke, Qian Yayan stood up, pressed the electronic key he had brought with him, and then saw the door of the tiger cage slowly open.

Qian Yayan reached out and pulled up the collar that tied the tiger's neck, and the tiger immediately walked out of the cage and lay down beside Qian Yayan, with two front paws still hugging Qian Yayan's calf, and the big tiger's head rubbed twice on Qian Yayan's leg.

Qian Yayan reached out and rubbed the tiger's head, then pulled the chain, as if leading a pet dog to walk the bend, and directly brought the tiger into the bathroom, turned his head and beckoned to Shu Hongming: "Okay, Xiaohua is in place." ”

The people around looked speechless and embarrassed for a while - Okay, the little beauty is holding the tiger, this scene is very beautiful and powerful.

Ma Weicheng was the first to react, reached out and touched his head, and turned his head to look at the drunken trio: "The three of you are ready, and you will start filming immediately." The first set of shots is...... The groom's brother went in to pee and found the tiger ......"

Ma Weicheng commanded, and Yu Binbin, who played the groom's younger brother, immediately stood up, tied a bath towel around his waist, stood at the door of the bathroom, and looked at the tiger inside.

Soon the camera crew was also ready, and Yu Binbin ripped off the bath towel around his waist, revealing his fat ass and super small underwear.

The little girl Qian Yayan's face turned a little red when she saw this scene: "Haha...... Why doesn't he wear a pair of pants? It's ugly......"

Wang Yang, the screenwriter of "The Hangover", stood next to him and said with a smile: "We are making a commercial comedy, which is more funny." ”

"It's funny, it's funny, but it's too bad, isn't it?" Qian Yayan still laughed, turned her head to look at Wang Yang, "I remember that you are a screenwriter, you came up with this idea?" ”

"No, it was Teacher Dashu who came up with it." Wang Yang stretched out his hand and pointed at Shu Hongming.

Yu Binbin stood in front of the toilet, glanced at the tiger lying on the ground next to him, and walked to the camera: "The hangover hotel room, bathroom scene, Yu Binbin found the tiger shot, the first time, start!" ”

Yu Binbin immediately entered the state, looking sleepy-eyed, when he was peeing, he saw a tiger next to him, and after looking at it twice, he scolded: "Stupid ~ force the tiger!" ”

When Ma Weicheng saw this, he immediately shouted: "Okay! One more. In addition, Yu Binbin, when you see the tiger, your expression should be the feeling of being confused, recognizing the tiger in front of you, but you are hangover and not waking up and fearless......"

"Okay, Director Ma, I see."

……

The acting skills of the drunken trio are certainly much stronger than those of Qian Debao.

The three of them quickly finished filming the "rival scene" with the tiger in the bathroom, and began to shoot the scenes in other luxury suites, Shu Hongming stood next to Ma Weicheng, and also mentioned his opinions from time to time.

Shu Hongming was talking to Ma Weicheng, when suddenly the mobile phone rang, and he hurriedly took out his mobile phone, immediately connected it after seeing the name of the caller on it, walked to the side, and said with a smile: "Rice? What's the matter? ”

It was rice that called.

"What? I can't look for you if I don't have anything? Rice snorted disgruntled on the phone, "Busy now?" ”

"I'm filming." Shu Hongming turned his head and glanced to the side.

Shu Hongming and Da Mi chatted briefly for a few words, and then heard Da Mi say: "...... yes, I'm in the studio right now. Xiaomi's "Song of Throwing Onions" will be done in the morning in the later stage, let's send "Song of Throwing Onions" here, and Aimeng Animation Studio has just sent the final version of "Song of Throwing Onions" MV. I read it once, and it feels pretty good, and I just sent a copy to your mailbox, so you have time to take a look. ”

"yes, okay." Shu Hongming agreed with a smile.

hung up the phone, Shu Hongming looked at Ma Weicheng and others who were busy, and asked for chores with the crew to pass his tablet, opened the mailbox, downloaded the MV of "Song of Throwing Onions" sent by rice, plugged in the headphones, and clicked play.

Listening to the dynamic melody in the headphones, Shu Hongming looked at the picture of the animation MV of "Song of Throwing Onions" with a smile on his face.

The beginning of the anime MV is a green grassland scene, the camera spirals in front of the anime character, and then the characteristics of the Xiaomi anime image, big eyes, small mouth, long hair hanging from the sides of the body to the waist, and the pink knee-length skirt gently swaying with the dance moves, decorating the character image very cute.

Shu Hongming smiled slightly, listening to Xiaomi's crisp and moving singing, and watching the animation Xiaomi's dancing in the MV a little fascinated-

I have to say, the MV of Aimeng Animation Studio is really good, Shu Hongming looks at the Xiaomi characters in it and has a heart-pounding feeling, especially the Xiaomi in the anime MV with both hands raised high, palms while grabbing, waist twisting back and forth, it's so cute that it wants to make people cute!

The effect of this anime MV is better than Shu Hongming imagined.

After watching the MV once, Shu Hongming was still unsatisfied, clicked the replay again, watched it a second time, and muttered in his heart while watching Shu Hongming: I'm not Lolitacon, I'm not Lolitacon......

Shu Hongming was watching, but suddenly saw a head leaning over next to him: "Teacher Da Shu, what are you looking at?" Yikes...... This is Xiaomi, right? It's so cute! ”

Shu Hongming turned his head to see that it was Qian Yayan, and immediately smiled slightly: "...... Yes, this is the anime MV I made for Xiaomi's "Song of Throwing Onions". ”

"This is the MV of "Song of Throwing Onions"?" Qian Yayan's eyes blinked, turned her head to look at Shu Hongming, and looked disgusted, "If you want to talk about "Song of Throwing Onions", Da Shu is too bad, what kind of lyrics of "Ala Chacha" are simply bullying Xiaomi!" I can tell you, now the whole world knows that you deliberately bullied Xiaomi, very bad, very bad! There were a lot of little girls in our class who were your fans, but because of this, they don't like you anymore! ”

"Uh......"

What is this?

Shu Hongming touched his nose helplessly, then took off his headphones and handed them to Qian Yayan: "...... This is "The Song of Throwing Onions", listen to it yourself. ”

"Huh?" Qian Yayan took the headphones, put them on her ears, listened to two sentences, and then her eyes lit up, and her head was already shaking with the beat of "Song of Throwing Onions", "This is ...... "Song of Throwing Onions"?" ”

"That's right."

Shu Hongming looked at Qian Yayan's appearance, smiled slightly, took out his mobile phone, and dialed back the rice.

The phone was quickly connected, and the voice of rice came from the other side: "Da Shu? Have you seen the MV? No problem, right? ”

"No problem, this MV is pretty good." Shu Hongming replied.

"That's it, the people in the studio, as long as they have seen the MV, none of them say anything bad." Rice chimed in, sounding quite happy.

Shu Hongming said with a smile: "Now that the MV has been made, it's time to upload "Song of Throwing Onions". You talk to Katyusha and Liu Moran, let them contact DK Music, and upload it. Shu Hongming raised his hand and looked at his watch: "...... It's still ten minutes to four o'clock, so let's set it at four o'clock. ”

"Hmm." Rice on the other side responded, "The studio communicated with DK Music yesterday...... By the way, you will send a message on the Weibo for a while, talk about "Throwing Onion Song", and I will also talk about it here. ”

"Okay."

Shu Hongming hung up the phone, turned on his mobile phone Weibo ~ Bo, and quickly sent a message: "Hello friends, the "Song of Throwing Onions" composed by the contemptible people and sung by Xiaomi has been produced and will be uploaded at four o'clock this afternoon, and there will be an animation MV produced by Xiaomi's prototype, please support." ”

After sending the micro~ blog, Shu Hongming took back the tablet from the reluctant Qian Yayan, looked at the millet in the MV that was playing on the tablet, turned off the tablet, and said silently in his heart-

I'm really not Lolita...... (To be continued.) )