Chapter 12: The Fart King

The TV bus finally arrived at its destination in the west of Jianghuai City, and as soon as the gate opened, a group of people rushed out of it as if fleeing for their lives.

The last one to come down was Xu Zhuo, whose face was still slightly red.

Seeing the colleagues around him avoiding him from afar, several of them were unceremoniously covering their noses with their hands or simply with handkerchiefs, looking at themselves with disgust, Xu Zhuo wanted to dig a hole and get into it immediately.

"Hah...... Haha......" Li Gang, who was laughing while pinching his nose and making a disgusted expression, came over, looked Xu Zhuo up and down, and then fanned vigorously with his hand exaggeratedly. "Xu Zhuo, you guy is really a blockbuster. Haha......"

"Hmm...... I've seen people fart countless times in my life, but it's the first time I've seen someone fart as loud and smelly as you are. A young man with a camera also came over, also made an exaggerated expression, and exclaimed loudly.

This guy's name is Zhou Kang, another cameraman of the TV station, Xu Zhuo entered the TV station a year earlier, and usually mainly works in the advertising department, but because he walks with Xu Zhuo and is of the same age, he usually has a good relationship with Xu Zhuo.

"Fuck off!" Xu Zhuo glared at the two of them angrily. "No matter how much nonsense you have, believe it or not, I'll put another one to smoke you two now!"

"I believe it! I believe it! Of course I did! Li Gang jumped away in one step and made a look of begging for mercy. Xu Daxian, you are good, don't let it go again. Your earth-shattering fart just now has almost smoked a carload of people to death, and if you put another one, I'm afraid there won't be a few people in this place alive. ”

"Yes. Look at the distressed appearance of Lao Zhao's driver, he is afraid that he can't wait to throw the car into the bathtub and wash it well, if you want to say that he hates you the most now, it must be him. Zhou Kang also smiled.

Xu Zhuo's eyes widened, but he couldn't think of any good way to fight back.

The fart that I put in the car just now was indeed too amazing, it was so loud and smelly in the real sense that it not only directly interrupted Director Jiao's impassioned speech with an earth-shattering sound, but the amazing smell was so smoky that everyone in the car couldn't stand it, and had to open all the windows and disperse for a long time before barely smelling away.

Recalling the eyes of everyone in the car looking at him just now, Xu Zhuo couldn't wait to turn around and run away now.

He's grown so big, and he's never done such a shameful thing.

If nothing else, he will have the title of "fart king" on the TV station in the future.

"Hey, Iron Pillar! Why didn't you tell me in advance that cultivating the Heavenly Imperial True Scripture would fart? Would you put such an exaggerated fart? Annoyed, Xu Zhuo unceremoniously gave the title of "Iron Pillar" to the machine spirit.

"What you are asking is whether the cultivation of the Heavenly Imperial True Scripture will shine all over the body, and the immortal energy will overflow, and farting is a common thing for mortals, and it is not in this category."

The machine spirit's answer made Xu Zhuo speechless for a moment.

"Then tell me, why is this fart so earth-shattering and smelly? Isn't that a vision? ”

"The first step in cultivating the Heavenly Imperial True Sutra is to refine the physical body, and this fart is just to expel the acquired turbidity in your physical body."

"Can't it be discharged in any other way? You don't have to use this ...... Such a humiliating solution? ”

"The Gou Tian Yu Zhen Sutra is one of the top exercises, as long as it is cultivated properly, the effect will naturally be very fast, this is a normal phenomenon."

"Normally, you're your size."

Xu Zhuo angrily ended his brief exchange with the machine spirit, shouldered his camera, and strode towards the meeting place amid the ridicule of Li Gang and Zhou Kang.

I have to say that the Gou Tian Yu Zhen Sutra is indeed a very magical exercise, although it made Xu Zhuo let out a very embarrassing fart, but the effect is excellent.

Now Xu Zhuo has not only completely recovered his spirit, but also obviously feels that both mental and physical strength are much better than he is in good condition, even if he is carrying a camera weighing dozens of pounds, he also feels that there is no weight on his shoulders at all, which is extremely relaxed.

At this time, there was still some time before the official start of the investment signing ceremony of Zhongzhou Group, and after the arrival of the TV station, they dispersed and got busy.

As a cameraman, Xu Zhuo's task is to put the camera in a good position and find a good shooting angle, which is relatively easy.

And the main person in charge of this camera task is Mao Jianjun and Brother Mao, and he doesn't need Xu Zhuo to think about those messy arrangements, of course he is more relaxed.

Under the command of Mao Jianjun, Xu Zhuo quickly adjusted the machine and everything was ready.

About half an hour later, a convoy approached quickly from a distance.

In front of the queue were two minibuses, and after they stopped, two groups of people came down from them, several of whom Xu Zhuo still recognized, but they were colleagues from the TV station.

Looks like they're going to follow up on it.

Behind the minibus were three ordinary cars, and after the middle one stopped, two middle-aged men with extraordinary bearings came down from the back seat.

Xu Zhuo recognized it at a glance, one of them was Deputy Mayor Qin, who was in charge of urban planning full-time in the Jianghuai Municipal Government, and the other was Sha Fangzhou, the chairman of Zhongzhou Group, who was famous in the whole **** and was extremely familiar to countless ordinary people.

Seeing Sha Fangzhou, Xu Zhuo was a little strange.

He has also paid attention to real estate for a period of time and has some understanding of Zhongzhou Group.

As far as he knows, although Zhongzhou Group has countless real estate investments in various places, basically every time he invests in a project, he, the chairman, will not come forward in person, but mainly by the CEO of Zhongzhou Group or a lower-level group leader.

Although the investment of Zhongzhou Group in Jianghuai City this time is not small, it is nothing compared to Zhongzhou Group's investment in other places.

And since it is a rare person from Sha Fangzhou, why did the city government only dispatch a deputy mayor? Shouldn't it be the mayor or even the ******** who should come forward to accompany you?

However, this is not something that a small person like Xu Zhuo should consider, seeing that Sha Fangzhou and Deputy Mayor Qin had already walked to the ceremony site, Xu Zhuo immediately focused on the filming work.

In fact, there is nothing to say about the whole signing ceremony, because all the conditions have already been negotiated, and today is just a formality.

In a harmonious and friendly atmosphere, the signing ceremony was successfully completed, representing that the large piece of land where everyone is now located will be developed by Zhongzhou Group in the future.

According to the flowering plan of Zhongzhou Group, in addition to the meeting to develop a large area of real estate, a large area integrating shopping malls, life and entertainment will be built, and strive to build this place into a new downtown center of Jianghuai City, so as to promote the prosperity and development of Jianghuai City......

Xu Zhuo didn't listen to these words at all, anyway, these bigwigs were thinking about nothing and it was none of his business.

If he really wants to say it, even if he can save enough money to buy a house in Jianghuai City, he is afraid that he will not be able to buy a house in Zhongzhou Group......

After the ceremony, according to the plan, Zhongzhou Group will have a banquet for guests, and the people from the TV station will naturally be among them.

Xu Zhuo, as a member of the TV station, was of course invited.

This is the only thing he is satisfied with in his job today.

Zhongzhou Group has a lot of money, of course, the place to treat guests will not be too much, and what you say about this meal must be satisfying.

Thinking of having a dinner party, Xu Zhuo suddenly thought of Rego.

Yesterday, because of the sudden appearance of the god list, he was a little absent-minded, and his mental energy was exhausted, and he didn't have much energy to taste food, so he really didn't pay much attention to how delicious the French meal made by Rego.

But since he is possessed by the god of the stove and is a certified Michelin-starred chef, the taste of the dishes he makes cannot be bad.

Fortunately, Ji Yan will take herself to a meal next week, but she can have a good taste.

"By the way, Iron Pillar, about the Stove God on Rego, you said that his divinity is unstable and his godhead is incomplete, what is going on?"

"I don't know." The machine spirit's answer made Xu Zhuo suffocated.

"Don't know? How could it not be known? ”

"Because there is too little intelligence to judge."

"Okay......"

Xu Zhuo could only give up, thinking that if he saw Rego again next week, he could let the machine spirit try again, and it was best to find out what the so-called "instability of divinity" and "incompleteness of godhead" meant.

After thinking for a while, Xu Zhuo's heart suddenly moved, and his expression was slightly stunned.

Why do you care so much about this?

Is it just because of this god list that suddenly appeared?

And what made him very strange was that he still didn't understand how the Fengshen List got into his head...... Oh no, how could he accept its existence so easily, and without hesitation, he cultivated what Gou Tian Yu Zhen Sutra he gave?

Is it just curiosity?

Xu Zhuo only felt that it was full of mysteries, which made it difficult for him to let go.

"Iron Pillar, you said that I will only get further information when I open the ban, does it include why you suddenly appeared in my sea of consciousness?"

"Yes."

"The only way to open the ban is to increase your mana and use you more deeply?"

"Yes."

"In addition to cultivating the Heavenly Imperial True Sutra, the way to improve mana is to recover the true spirit?"

"Yes."

Xu Zhuo was silent for a moment, and then asked, "You say, if I recover the true spirit of the Stove God, will I get enough mana to break through the ban?" ”

"I can't know what remains of the true spirit of the Stove God, so I can't judge the amount of mana I have gained as a result, and I can't answer this question."

"Okay......"

Xu Zhuo took a deep breath.

It seems that this Rego, the so-called Stove God, he has to face it.