Although this paragraph is related to the work, it is not related to the work. "[Fengyun Novel Reading Network baoliny] just wants everyone to relax after their hard work.

This paragraph is written by a third-rate person's friend 'Otaku One' based on a joke.,I also wrote this third-rate person into it.。 By the way, I would like to recommend his work "Flickering the Tang Dynasty". Okay, please get ready, spoof the Three Kingdoms begins:

But said that this Jiang Gan stole the letter and wanted to go back to Cao Ying, but picked up a big king eight on the way, this kid who was happy was how big he jumped three feet, and he made up for it, this is simply a good thing that fell from the sky, it seems that today is indeed a good day for himself, which is conducive to travel, not only got the military secrets of Soochow, but also picked up such a good thing by the way.

In order to monopolize this Wang Ba, this thing is one step and three times to turn around, and keep looking around, for fear of meeting an acquaintance and then following him to his house to drink, at that time it is not as simple as eating Wang Ba, maybe you have to take two dishes and drink a few pots of wine.

To say that this person has always been afraid of something, although this Jiang Gan walked cautiously, but there were people washing their hands by the river, although Jiang Gan didn't see his face, he could tell that it was Princess Nanshan who was squatting by the river.

This Nanshan princess is notoriously rude and willful, although Jiang Gan has only stayed in Dongwu for a few days, he is quite clear about this girl's temper, and it is just a matter of not letting her see it today, if she sees that she has delicious food here, I am afraid that this girl can follow Cao Ying with saliva, but this day is getting brighter and brighter, and if you don't hurry up, I'm afraid that Zhou Yu will be suspicious when she gets up, so she has no choice but to stuff a Wang Ba into the crotch of her pants, and walks over with her hand.

Princess Nanshan saw that Jiang Gan came out so early today, and she had to cover her crotch with her hand when she walked, she was very puzzled in her heart, and couldn't help but look Jiang Gan up and down.

Jiang Gan is also a spirit-agitating person, as soon as he saw Princess Nanshan's eyes, he knew that there was something wrong with this matter, looked down, was shocked, and hurriedly stuffed a Wang Ba into it, and threw a tantrum at Princess Nanshan, "Look at what, haven't you seen Guitou?" ”

Princess Nanshan was stunned when she was looking at it, and suddenly heard Jiang Gan questioning herself, and she also understood that she was a little out of shape, her little face was red, her head was lowered, and she replied glutinously: "I've seen it in the end, but there are noses and eyes, this is the first time." ”

Jiang Gan saw that the princess of Nanshan was embarrassed, and he didn't explain much at the moment, so he hurriedly walked over, and left Jiangdong in a flat boat.

It turned out that Nanshan saw Jiang Gan walking strangely, and hurriedly ran to the camp, just happened to meet Brother Yun looking for the camp, and hurriedly went over to tell Brother Yun about it, Brother Yun is an old and refined character, listening to Nanshan say a rough idea, I know what is hidden in Jiang Gan's crotch, and when I saw that Jiang Gan was so unrighteous, there was Wang Ba who didn't even call himself, and he was furious, ordered 3,000 soldiers and horses, and chased after the third-rate military division.

Jiang Gan saw that these people chased up, and secretly complained in his heart, his two Yulu, where did he invite so many people to eat and drink, in order to save this cost, Jiang Gan rowed the oars of the boat quickly, and rushed towards Cao Ying, Cao C also heard the movement on the opposite side, which made people see, but it was the soldiers and horses of Dongwu who were chasing Jiang Gan, knowing that this goods must have brought back good news, and hurriedly led the troops to meet in person.

Jiang Gan saw that Cao C was coming, he jumped three feet with joy, hurriedly jumped on the big boat to meet Cao C, and saw that he was safe, and the cargo was bold, lying on the bow of the boat and scolding at Brother Yun, "Brother Yun, for the sake of a prince, you chase me here, and you are not fucking righteous." ”

Brother Yun was originally a military general, and he was a student in his previous life, you let him go up and beat people, it's okay, you let him scold him, but he will be stupid, and he was scolded by Jiang Gan and couldn't speak, at this critical moment, the third-rate military advisor came forward with a fan and gave a respectful salute to Jiang Gan,

"Hello Mr. Jiang, third-rate is polite!"

"You Wu Jun's courtesy, don't dare to accept it!"

"Oh! It's a third-rate abruptness,, how is your mother? ”

"Okay, my mother is healthy!"

", how is your father?"

"Well, my father is well! Don't worry! ”

", how is your lord?"

"The lord is here, and you can go and greet yourself."

The third-rate saw that **0ss had come out, and greeted Cao C very politely, "It's CCC fierce from the other side," "It's down!" On the other side, Mr. Third-rate and General Yunge? "It's the two of us, how are you?" Cao C also replied: "Mr. Third-rate, you can really make the little brother shine here." The third rate froze all of a sudden, when did this C become so polite, since he is so polite, I can't be rude, continue to greet Cao C,

"C, how is your mother?"

"Well, my mother is well! Mr. Lao is concerned. ”

"C, how is your father?"

"Okay, my father is healthy, and I am worried about work."

"C, how is your grandfather c, how is your grandmother, how is your daughterC, how is your uncle C, how is your aunt, etc., 10,000 words are omitted below, and the third-rate greetings Cao C is very polite to the ancestors of the eight generations down to the unborn descendants, Cao C was stunned by the third-rate greetings, except for "Okay! He didn't want to say the second word anymore, and after listening to the third-rate greetings to his ancestors for eight generations, he finally reacted, and the old blood spurted out three feet high......

The soldiers were horrified, and they set up Cao C wolf and fled.