Episode 5 A Day of Leisure (4)
At about two o'clock in the afternoon, a group of four people drove to Chengshantou, and Duoduo had been waiting at the gate of the scenic spot for a while. Today she drove a white Beetle by herself, and after seeing Wenjun and Wenwen, she briefly introduced each other and then got back into the car.
After driving for less than 10 minutes, we came to a seaside with a wide field of vision, and after finding a pier with stones at the bottom, Duoduo stopped the car, opened the trunk, and proudly showed everyone the eight crab pots and a large bucket containing seven or eight saury.
Smelling the fishy stench wafting from six or seven meters away, the fat man pinched his nose and teased:
"I said why I never saw you drive to work, how could a little girl who looked quite clean and beautiful be so sloppy, I'm afraid these crab pots haven't been cleaned for more than half a year, it's a pity that it's such a good car, do you still have a way to put things in the trunk in the future?"
Listening to the fat man hurting himself like this in front of everyone, how could Duoduo hold it on his face, and said hatefully:
"I also teach others a lesson, if there is no fishy smell in the crab pot, how can the crab be attracted in, in order to make everyone happy, I haven't touched the steering wheel for more than half a year, is it easy for me to drive the car by myself?
The trunk must be brushed all over again, and this difficult but glorious task will be left to you. ”
The fat man said: "I don't have the same knowledge as you, Qin Shi Huang asked Li Si to engrave the big stone with the three big characters of "the end of the sky" during his eastern tour, take us to see it first." ”
It is impossible to easily accept such a thing as a car wash, so the fat man deliberately changed the topic.
Duoduo smiled and sarcastically said: "Yo, I can't see the fat man, you still know that the end of the sky is carved by Li Si." The historical and cultural heritage is quite rich, and I checked it in Baidu overnight yesterday! ”
"Then you haven't checked, the stone tablet at the end of the sky has long ceased to exist, and the name of this place has been changed and changed, called "endless sky" for a while, and now it has become "Good Luck Corner" again! ”
Wenwen asked curiously, "How can the name of a city's landmark scenery be changed around?" ”
Duoduo didn't know the ins and outs very clearly, so he only vaguely introduced the information he learned to Wenwen:
"Maybe it's because the three words at the end of the day are more unlucky, I heard that many people in history have been in a bad situation in a short period of time after coming, so the local government changed the name to Tian Wutou.
However, the celebrities in the officialdom and the performing arts still don't dare to travel easily, so they simply change it, and it is now the "Good Luck Corner". ”
"Feudal superstition kills people, a good cultural and historical attraction has been ruined like this, the end of the sky, the corner of the sea such a majestic momentum, by the word good luck is indecent."
The fat man, who was exposed by Duoduo in public, pretended to sigh and wanted to reshape his image in the hearts of beauties.
Wenwen joked: "I'm embarrassed to say others, didn't you show me palmistry in the morning?" She didn't plan to save face for the fat man, and directly exposed his deliberate false humanistic feelings.
Wang Wenjun, who was relatively quiet next to him, felt that the fat man was quite pitiful, and maintained: "Sister Wenwen, you can't say that, aren't what the fat man said in the morning quite accurate." ”
Without waiting for Wenwen to speak, Duoduo grabbed Bai and said: "Fatty, you know how to tell fortunes, so have you calculated when you are lucky and when you are unlucky?" ”
The fat man pretended to be and said: "I don't have to calculate, a very reliable fortune teller used to say that I will only have a catastrophe when I am 135 years old, and the rest of my life will be safe." ”
"What's wrong? Has the grave been dug up? "In the midst of everyone's laughter, Duoduo was not ready to give the fat man a step." Since I don't want to count you, let's help me look at the face first. ”
"Are you going to be accurate or not?"
"On time, of course."
"Then go back and take off your makeup."
"Get out of here, keep moving!"
Everyone laughed again, and the fat man finally pulled back a game.
Duoduo just talked about it, and he didn't see how angry he was. I looked down at my phone and it was almost half past two, thinking that the sea water would start to tide at about 3 o'clock, so I hurriedly beckoned everyone to prepare to put crab pots.
The easiest way to catch crabs is to unfold the crab pot into a cylindrical shape, mash the fish and put it in the bait box to make sure that the bait does not spill easily, and then tie the bait box into the net in the middle of the crab pot. There is an opening on the side of the crab pot, through which the crab can easily crawl in, but once inside, it is almost impossible to get out.
When done, tie two long ropes on both sides of the crab pot. Tie the rope to the seaside rock, throw the crab pot into the sea, and sit and wait.
The reason why you need to tie two ropes is because in the sea area where there are many crabs, there will be many stones at the bottom, and if one end of the crab pot is scraped, the rope at the other end can be pulled up relatively easily, otherwise it may be scratched by the stones.
Duoduo, who is extremely rich in theoretical knowledge and practical experience, commanded the fat man and Jun Mo to work in an orderly manner, and then took out a snack bag from the car and distributed the beef jerky brought by the fat man from Inner Mongolia to the other two beautiful overseers.
Eight crab pots, less than half an hour to basically clean up, Duoduo took mineral water and hand sanitizer to clean the two of them, everyone chatted while eating, and waited comfortably for the crabs to throw themselves into the net.
Seeing that it was still early to pull the crab net, Jun Mo said his opinion on the 'end of the sky' scenic spot as a gossip:
"I think it's wishful thinking to associate the name of the scenic spot with the fate of tourists, and the majestic three words 'the end of the sky' will definitely attract countless celebrities to visit for thousands of years, whether it is because of its literal meaning or the historical feelings given by Qin Shi Huang.
In ancient times, when transportation was extremely inconvenient, it was generally necessary to have a reason to say that the past was necessary if you wanted to travel far away. A significant number of those who come to the 'end of the day' should be completing their 'bucket list'. I want to see what the end of the sky looks like before I leave the world; There are also some of them, who may have a bad career and want to go to the end of the day to vent their dissatisfaction. In either case, it is natural that the tourists will not end well when they return from here.
Although there are also a large number of well-known tourists who come to enjoy the scenery simply and return with pleasure. However, in the long history, the base of this part of the population is very large, purely from the statistical probability analysis, there will be a few people who will touch the mold after going back, and after thousands of years of accumulation, the total number will naturally be quite large.
Because of the name "The End of the Sky", some people deliberately pay attention to and count those frustrated people and things, and then subjectively blame the cause of the negative outcome on this scene with wishful thinking.
Whether it's endless or lucky, it's nothing more than a marketing method that the person in charge of the scenic spot wants to dispel the concerns of tourists. It's just that in this way, history and culture are sacrificed by the compromise of economic interests. ”
After speaking, Jun Mo looked at the fat man again, and smiled narrowly:
"Fatty, how did you show Wenwen palmistry in the morning, since you can bluff everyone, it should not just depend on Meng He guess."
The fat man pretended to be angry and said: "Brother, don't take such a demolition, if you are curious, go back and ask me." Sister Wenwen is still next to me, and my master's signboard was just hung up by you. ”
Protest is protest, but the fat man is also a bachelor, Jun Mo said that he looked at palmistry purely foolishly, and he didn't defend it, so he simply admitted it.
"Ah, you really rely on Meng? Sister Wenwen please pay for this meal. ”
Wang Wenjun punched the fat man with a gesture, but this way of beating people is no different from knocking on the back, and it is refreshing and comfortable. The fat man waited for Wenwen to knock on it, but no one paid attention to it for a long time, so he said stupidly:
"It's all up to Meng, how is it possible, and the Tao is deep here. It not only tests a person's eyesight and insight, but also requires rigorous logical analysis and a deep understanding of various industries. ”
Watching him talk more and more, Duoduo didn't believe a word, and joked: "Pretending to be a god stick and pretending to be stylish, I think the most important thing is to have a face as thick as a city wall." ”
"Of course, being cheeky is also one of the basic qualities, and you're right." Duoduo's doubts did not affect the fat man's self-confidence in the slightest.
"Don't believe it, what I said to Sister Wenwen has a logical basis. Although the conclusion that there is no boyfriend for the time being is a guess, this kind of guess is also more promising!
Do you think, is it normal for a beautiful girl to go out on the weekend and ask if she has a boyfriend? And I have worshiped the fairy girl for so long, why are you so sincere if you don't ask for marriage. ”
As he spoke, the fat man raised his eyebrows at Duoduo angrily and continued:
"I feel that Sister Wenwen should be twenty-six or seventeen years old, I don't know how many people will be chasing, how can I not be in love, since I am currently single, there must have been twists and turns in my relationship.
I can't let go of this feeling is best explained, and if I am broken up, it will definitely be uncomfortable; But the boy was very good to himself, but he was still broken up by himself, and it is estimated that she will not be too happy in her heart.
Everyone in their teens and twenties inevitably has a first love, a crush or something. I can't let go of the four words, basically it's easy to say to anyone! ”
Looking at the fat man's triumphant analysis, Duoduo said with a disdainful expression: "How many girls have you deceived with this crooked way to hold hands with you!" ”
Unexpectedly, Duoduo's IQ is quite high, and he pierced the perverted nature of the fat girl taking advantage of it.
The fat man protested: "Duoduo, it's too much for you to say this, how can you still use the thinking of the last century to look at the problem, aren't men and women equal for a long time, I'm also a little fresh meat, who takes advantage of whom!"
Besides, I'm confessing, and I don't have any tolerance at all. ”
Duoduo's level of questioning, for the fat man with bulletproof skin, the damage value is basically zero.
Wenwen didn't bother with the question of whether to take advantage of it, but she just thought it was a little incredible, so she also joined the conversation:
"How do you know about my career, we just met, can you guess so accurately?"
Hearing Wenwen's voice, the fat man was a little weak-hearted, scratched his head and said:
"Actually, if you look at your career, it's just like that, I said that your career didn't start well; But there are a few young people in the world whose career starts smoothly.
and said that your condition improved in a few years; No, it's also because you bought a car by yourself when you saw that you were single, and you can guess that your income shouldn't be too bad.
In addition, the job is to sell real estate, and it is not reasonable for such a beautiful goddess not to make money in the market that has been rolling up in the past few years.
As for the past two years, everyone knows that the property market is bleak, everyone is not happy, how can you be spared. So as long as you look at it and think about the logic, it's basically not too bad. Sister Wenwen, you won't be angry with me! ”
Wenwen waved at the fat man magnificently: "Virtue, everyone come out to play, where are there so many things, who would be so careful!" ”
"That's not right, didn't you also tell Sister Wenwen the hexagram of the name stroke? Or the dragon in the pool or something, are you talking nonsense? ”
Although he heard that the fat man had uncovered the mystery, Wang Wenjun still looked unwilling!
"How can you talk nonsense! Hu can say such a level of words, you think too highly of me. The hexagrams corresponding to the name strokes and fortune telling are all in my mobile phone, and I am indeed reading the annotation of Sister Wenwen's strokes. ”
"Then how can it be so coincidental that the annotations you find can correspond to your nonsense?" Duoduo is also full of question marks.
"I've said it a hundred times, it's skill and level, why do you still think I'm talking nonsense?
The strokes of fortune-telling can be calculated according to traditional Chinese, or according to simplified Chinese, and traditional Chinese characters are divided into several kinds, what is full traditional or partial simplified semi-traditional, all kinds of combinations to take a look, as long as you find the corresponding annotation and your own content is almost the same, just read it out. Everyone is joking, just don't read the auspicious or the fierce! ”
"It's almost time, let's close the net!"
Now that he knows what's going on, Duoduo doesn't want to listen to the fat man's continued showmanship, plus nearly half an hour has passed, and it's indeed time to close the net.
As she spoke, she picked up the first rope to go down the net, put it in the fat man's hand, and instructed him how to close the net. The flag is victorious, and there are four crabs in the first net, one large, two medium, and one small.
The moment they saw the crab, the passion of the beauties was immediately ignited, and they all dragged a rope to recover the loot. This kind of scene is commonplace for Duoduo, so he is very cooperative with holding a bucket to be a referee for everyone.
The rest were each responsible for two nets, and crabs less than the size of the bottom of a bottle of mineral water were thrown back into the sea. Rao is like this, this time 19 of the 8 nets were also harvested.
Wen Jun was very lucky, and the three largest female crabs were all caught from her cage. She happily found ropes to tie them one by one to mark them, making it clear that it was private, and whoever wanted to eat it should pat their ass as soon as possible.
You can get so much in one net, who would covet these few. So they threw the nets that they had temporarily identified as themselves into the sea, waiting to see the results of the next time.
Taking advantage of the high tide, everyone lowered the net twice in a row, and the bucket that could hold 20 liters was almost filled with crabs, and it is estimated that it will not be able to cover it if you catch it again. And the three female crabs that Wen Jun marked for the first time were not envied at all, and basically everyone had caught a bigger one.
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Duoduo first went back to his own ginseng farm, unloaded all the crab pots, and then returned the same way to meet everyone. After the group returned to Weihai, they drove directly to the Shanghai restaurant. Duoduo said hello at noon, so there was no need to say any nonsense after going, Lao Xu directly brought the fragrant fish head pot to everyone, and then went to the kitchen to help everyone steam crabs.
They are all friends and don't need to see each other, Jun Mo gave half of so many crabs to Lao Xu as fish head pot money, and half of them were served to him. There is no other dish, everyone just eats crab while drinking soup!
Mid-April is the season when the sea crabs are plump, plus they are all caught by themselves, not to mention that the two beauties have never experienced it, this is also a new experience for Jun Mo, the founder of Donkey in the rivers and lakes, and the fat man, a veteran player!
Although I know that crabs are cold and it is not good to eat too much, but who cares about this among young men and women in their twenties and thirties, having fun is the first priority!
After a meal, there is no estrangement between everyone, they are all as familiar as friends over the years, after the end, the fat man did not forget to remind Wenwen and Wenjun a sentence, more than 200 words of praise, don't forget!
When he got home, it was nearly nine o'clock, and the fat man simply cleaned up and threw himself on the bed. Jun Mo quietly turned on the computer, selected more than a dozen photos taken throughout the day, and passed them to the task sent by the fat man, and provided more than 2,000 words of description for these pictures.
The photo was taken and uploaded with the consent of the beauties, although neither of them was very reluctant when they mentioned it in the morning. But when it was time to eat crabs at dinner, when they saw the fat man constantly facing the bucket and pot with different angles and postures, and kept picking up the biggest crab to pose, Wenwen and Wenjun immediately entered the role and joined the selfie team together. And take the initiative to strongly request that these photos be put on the website, so that a group of travelers will be envious and jealous!