Chapter 311: Two and a Half Women
"How can a woman drink?" Yang Zhao is such a heroic person, and he is really a bit machismo.
"Why can't you?" Pan Yanru opened her phoenix eyes, "I am a woman, and my alcohol consumption is much higher than yours." ”
Yang Zhao is machismo, and Pan Yanru is also deeply rooted in feminist thought. The two of them pinched together, and there was definitely a collision.
"Can you drink? Haha, it's the same beer as water, right? If it's a spirit, you give me a drink of half a catty and eight taels to try, it's not that I look down on you, you are allowed to lie down. Yang Zhao picked up the flask and shook it with a look of disdain.
Pan Yanru was so provocative that she walked up to Yang Zhao and dodged his wine jug under everyone's gaze. Open the plug and raise the goose neck, the white skin like jade is shiny, the throat moves lightly, and the wine is poured into the stomach with a clatter.
Everyone was stunned, it couldn't be water inside, right? But looking at Yang Zhao, I think it shouldn't be. This is Yang Zhao's wine, and what Yang Zhao just said proves that what he has in the jug is wine. And thinking about it, Yang Zhao is such a heroic person, and he will never drink ordinary wine.
Yang Zhao was also in a daze, he knew very well how strong the wine in his wine pot was, but he didn't expect Pan Yanru to drink it in one gulp. He had to change his opinion of women, this can be said to be a heroine among women!
The five members of the Happy Family have been doing shows for so many years, and it is the first time they have seen such a situation. It was also shocking.
"Good ......" is the opposite, and the audience applauds.
"Sister, is she so able to drink?" Ling Wenxuan asked. Last time in the final ring match of the "Peak Music Showdown", Pan Yanru and Song Yanqing talked about the relationship between Xiao Ningxi and them, since it is so close, it should be better to know Pan Yanru. Such a girl who can drink, Ling Wenxuan expressed his admiration.
Xiao Ningxi smiled lightly: "Since the day I met her, I haven't seen her drink." ”
"Huh?" Ling Wenxuan was stunned, what was going on with Pan Yanru now. How can she drink like this without drinking? It is not impossible for such a strong wine to squirt out at the first sip for people who have never drunk alcohol, but Pan Yanru drank so much so calmly?
However, she has an innate immunity to alcohol, so no matter how much alcohol she drinks, she is considered water. There will be no reaction. Xiao Ningxi said.
Ling Wenxuan glanced at Yang Zhao, comparing the amount of alcohol with Pan Yanru, who had an alcohol-immune physique, it could be regarded as a complete mistake.
This frozen atmosphere was broken by Song Yanqing: "My God, Miss Pan, are you indirectly kissing Yang Zhao?" ”
"Uh......" Pan Yanru reacted. In a panic, he took the wine jug and pushed it to Yang Zhao's hand, pretending to be calm and walked back to his seat, "Yang Zhao, are you convinced?" ”
Yang Zhao looked at the spout of the wine jug, lifted the wine jug and took a sip: "Serve." ”
Pan Yanru's face flushed. Did she win or lose? Win the scene, lose the kiss.
The debate then continued, with everyone taking the floor. In this speech, Xie Na used Liu Yifei to attack Ling Wenxuan many times. forced Ling Wenxuan to sacrifice Brother Jie again, which made the audience laugh crazy.
There are three debate questions. Ling Wenxuan's witty life, Pan Yanru's heroine, Nie Qingyan's different way of discourse, and Song Yanqing's strange views all made the audience constantly applaud and laugh. In addition, this debate topic is very interesting, and the funny effect caused by it is very high.
"Hmm. The winner of this round was Nana's team. "Mr. He announced the final winning team. How can you tell from the audience's reaction. If you want to ask why you lost, the reason is very simple, Xie Na has three women on her side, and Li Weijia has only two and a half on her side. Oh, why do you say there's still half of it? Because Song Yanqing is in Li Weijia's team, he is half of it. The number of women is doomed to the strength of the debate.
"After a fun debate, let's play a game." Teacher He looked at the stand, "This game also has points." This game is called 'Guess the Man'. ”
"What a straightforward name." Li Weijia complained.
"Simple enough, clear enough. As soon as you hear it, you will know what the process looks like. Xie Na also complained.
Teacher He continued to host despite their complaints: "This 'guessing person' is a free team, two people cooperate, one guesses and the other is changed." The shorter the guess, the higher the points. ”
"The rules of the game are very simple, just put a character board behind the two people. The person who guesses asks the question, and the person who sees can only answer yes or no. Three guesses per person. If you guess incorrectly three times, you will fail. The two exchanged questions. So, now start teaming up, and don't care about the previous two teams. This time, it was random and had nothing to do with the team allocation just now. Teacher He said.
Three minutes later. Ling Wenxuan teamed up with Xiao Ningxi without any doubt. The two of them have already acquiesced to teaming up, and no one will have doubts. However, there are still dissatisfied people, and Song Yanqing is. Song Yanqing puffed out his mouth and looked like a girl, and he was staring at Xiao Ningxi very unhappily.
"Slap ......" Pan Yanru slapped Song Yanqing's head.
"Look at the ball, whether you are a man or not, I really doubt you." Pan Yanru looked at Song Yanqing.
"The first group. Pan Yan is like Yang Zhao. Teacher He read out the two people who formed a team. This combination is still a bit surprising, it turned out to be the two of them. Just now, both of them were about to curse the street, but now they can still have a team. Shouldn't they have come up to make trouble for each other?
The photo behind Pan Yanru is Song Yanqing, and the photo behind Yang Zhao is also Song Yanqing. Seeing this scene, Ling Wenxuan sighed~
Pan Yanru glanced at Ling Wenxuan: "What is it, look at your expression, why does it look like you have eaten a dead mouse?" ”
"......" Pan Yanru's poisonous tongue skills are not lower than Li Weijia's at all, Ling Wenxuan was speechless.
"The first question starts with Yang Zhao." Teacher He said to Yang Zhao.
"Is he a man?" Yang Zhao asked.
"Hmm......" Pan Yanru thought about it for a long time and didn't speak. This short hesitation made Song Yanqing go wild, has he hesitated for so long on this question?
Teacher He burst into laughter: "Yanru, you have to answer no." ”
Pan Yanru cried with a sad face: "But I can't tell the difference!" Well, count it as a man. ”
These words made the audience laugh collectively off the stage.
"......" Song Yanqing took a deep breath, preparing to kill Pan Yanru after she was finished.
"I'm a man on top of this?" Pan Yanru asked.
"Yes." Although Yang Zhao's expression was a little strange, he still answered normally.
"I know this person?" Yang Zhao asked.
"Yes." Pan Yanru replied, and then asked, "I know this?" ”
"Yes. Is he an entertainer? ”
"Yes. Is he an entertainer? ”
"Yes, is he on this stage?"
"Yes, is he on this stage?" (To be continued.) )