175: Sleeping Nima
"Will it condense on its own?" Mi Li twisted his eyebrows, "Raindrop stone?" The legendary thing actually came out too? ”
"You know the goddess?! You say, I'm willing to exchange this thing for anything, let alone a beauty? So ......"
"So your uncle!" Mi Li stabbed a dagger into his arm, then opened the back door and threw the man in the back seat out, and then probed out, pulled the front door open and dragged the injured driver out, and then sat in himself, closed the car door and smiled at the co-pilot who was already mentally retarded, "Do you jump down by yourself now, or will I kick you down?" ”
The man chose to jump on his own.
Immediately, Mi Li drove the car, made a sharp turn, and drove the van out of the Ferrari effect, only giving the group of teams a dusty exhaust and leaving the dust.
"Mi Li, aren't we going to see that raindrop stone?" Chen Beibei, who had already climbed to the co-pilot, asked suspiciously.
"You're short of water to drink?" Mi Li squinted at her.
"No......"
"That's it! What about people, go straight to their original goal, in order to find the goal as quickly and steadily, don't forget, our goal is to be lazy! ”
"That's right! It's almost crooked! Fortunately, you are determined. ”
The van travels farther and farther away......
On Feng Xiaolazy's side, the group of singing men formed a circle, trying to force them to obey with their vicious eyes.
It's not that they don't want to use the strong one, they tried it, and at the beginning they thought about carrying it away and throwing it on the bed! However, they had only just drawn their weapons. Suddenly, an invisible barrier appeared around the group.
Heh, they are also people who have seen strong winds and waves, floods, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, they have all survived, they are very awesome!
So, they came up with their own trick and slammed it against the barrier.
Of course, eggs are not.
That's when the game of eye confrontation appeared......
Well now. The problem in front of the four of them is much more severe.
Being watched is still a trivial matter. Anyway, they're used to it, and they have food and water to drink.
Until Feng Xiaolazy suddenly felt a faint pain in his abdomen, it seemed to ......
"That, Lian Hua. People have three urgent ......"
"In a hurry?" Lian Hua's eyes widened. After thinking about it, he pulled out a pink marble-sized thing from his pocket. "This is called a women's portable public toilet, do you want to come to one?"
"Come on your sister!" Feng Xiaolazy glanced at him fiercely, what do you mean? Let her, such a young and invincible beautiful girl, be relieved in public? Hold the court! What did he think?!
"Lazy. Very easy to use! Lian Hua is still persuading, "high-tech nanotechnology, high compression of absorbent particles, disinfection and sterilization ......"
"Shut up!" Feng Xiaolazy pressed the green tendons on his forehead, and glanced at Bai Banxia, who was very hard, "The old lady is holding back!" ”
"Poof!" Bai Banxia couldn't help but laugh, "Hahahaha!" Hold it back! Where to hold back? Inside the stomach? ”
"You have to take care of it!" Feng Xiaolazy glanced at him, thought about it, and took out a bag of dried sake lees fish from his pocket, "Banxia, come, eat fish!" ”
"Huh? Really give me food? ”
"Nonsense! Do you want to eat it? Don't eat pull down! ”
"Eat!"
After he finished eating the fish and drank two large bottles of water.
"Ouch, Wo Chao! Urgency, urgency, urgency, urgency! Bai Banxia jumped around with his legs between his legs and spun in circles, "The wind is lazy!" You are despicable and shameless! ”
Only then did he realize that the sturdy crowd of onlookers around him couldn't even find a corner where the water was released......
"Portable public toilets!" Feng Xiaolazy shook the small pink bead from Lian Hua's hand at him, "Do you want one?" ”
"Come on your sister!"
Feng Xiaolazy can hold back, Bai Banxia doesn't have that ability, his face is blue when he is suffocated, and he almost didn't pee his pants.
The onlookers didn't look panicked at all, and magically took out all kinds of snacks and mineral water from their pockets, and almost spread a mat for a picnic.
This style of painting is wrong!
Even if they are of equal strength, with one enemy against hundred, four people can overthrow all of them. You have to be serious, right? What's going on? Have a party?
Feng Xiaolazy still didn't let Bai Banxia suffocate to death, pulled a piece of cloth, and the three of them circled him so that he could solve a life emergency in front of everyone.
In this way, the two sides confronted each other from sunset to sunrise, and then from sunrise to sunset, and quietly confronted each other for two days.
Feng Xiaolazy They were waiting for the onlookers to hold on, and the group of orangutans were waiting for them to run out of food......
However, they all changed shifts several times, and these four people still ate, drank, and played, and even began to fight the landlord!
Oh I'll go, where are the bandits worse than meat tickets!
Liu Tong almost vomited blood and died......
They negotiated for a while, glanced at each other, and pulled Liu Tong to sit down in front of Feng Xiaolazi.
"Wife......" Liu Tong was the first to speak.
"Stop!" Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly raised his hand to listen, and persuaded bitterly, "Young man, you can't call your wife if you pick up anything on the road!" What if you pick up a dog? ”
"Then eat it!" Liu Tong looked serious, "Wife, how can you compare with a dog?" ”
"......" is right, looking at their uninhibited appearance, not to mention picking up a dog, even if they pick up a phoenix, it is also the life of the pot!
"Wife, don't look at us like this now, in fact, we were very beautiful before!" Liu Tong continued to work hard, "It was after the earthquake that we began to grow hair slowly!" ”
"What the hell is going on with me?"
"Wife, don't be like this! You can try it, don't force it, and feel the red glittering heart beneath our not very good-looking appearance! “
"Don't!"
"Don't, wife! You see, those human beings now still look like humans, but they are inferior to beasts in their hearts! gnaw bark and grass roots, grab food and water, and even eat Yizi! Don't you think they're not human? ”
"We've never had anything to do with you?"
"At least we still have a bottom line and integrity!"
"It's my business!"
"How about living with us for a while? One month, and if you still can't accept us after a month, we'll let you go. ”
Feng Xiaolazy was about to refuse sternly, but Bai Banxian gently pulled her sleeve, she looked up at Liu Tong and others, and chuckled: "Okay!" ”
"Okay?" Feng Xiaolazy and Bai Banxia were both stunned.
Liu Tong still wanted to continue to persuade, but when he heard this, he almost jumped up without being frightened, and after confirming it twice, he stood up happily and said to Feng Xiaolazy: "Wife! I'll sleep with you at night! ”
"Sleep Nima!" (To be continued.) )
PS: The background has been updated, I can't understand it...... Thank you for the tip!
Today, the network is still being repaired, and the computer and the TV network have crashed together.
Still holding the phone and writing all night......
Wait a minute, I'll pull out the work at hand and I'll come to the update I owe!
Boom!