Chapter 165: It's embarrassing
Trapped in the small space of two square meters behind the curtains, listening to the sound of Zhou Gongzi and the three chatting, and they also teased themselves from time to time, Liu La really had a feeling that there was no heaven and no earth, and there was no door to the ground.
Bent down and looked out the window, but it wasn't too tall to be on the seventh floor, but the problem was that there was no place outside where I could help? You can't jump down on the air-conditioned box layer by layer, and you're not Jackie Chan. And if you don't jump and fall down, it doesn't matter if you fall to death, your reputation will be infamous for 10,000 years!
A male star peeping at an actress changing clothes in a hotel window accidentally fell from the seventh floor and died.
Thinking of this, Liu La remembered a true story again. There is such a neighbor in his parents' community in Tianjin, this family sells beef and mutton, the husband breeds, and the wife sells it in the store. Don't underestimate this business, the couple is busy surviving for a year, and it is not a problem to earn millions.
The problem is that these cattle and sheep must not be raised in the city, they must be in the suburbs, where there is pasture on the top of the mountain. For this business, my husband and a few workers live in his own small ranch, and he may not be able to meet once a month.
This woman is thirty years old like a wolf, her husband never comes home, she is lonely, itching unbearable! When I didn't have money earlier, it was good to say, but now I can earn millions a year, and the financial power is in my own hands, so the eldest sister began to find all kinds of handsome guys to come to the house to play small games with her.
Sometimes one, sometimes two, according to the neighbors, at most they have looked for six at the same time, and they have not gone out for three days and three nights at home. Never got out of bed.
She's having a good time. But her husband thought of throwing his daughter-in-law at home. Sometimes I feel quite guilty, so I call my daughter-in-law: "Don't worry, I will definitely accompany you for a few days when I go down the mountain this time." β
Hearing his words, his daughter-in-law was straight and quickly persuaded him: "It's okay, the eldest man is career-oriented, you don't have to worry about me, I will take care of the family at home." β
If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for? The husband was moved to tears: "Hey, you are really my good daughter-in-law, when I go back this time, let's have a child, when I don't accompany you, the child can accompany you." β
The daughter-in-law glanced at the young men lying next to her who didn't dare to breathe, and said with her teeth happy: "You want a child, right?" That's a good dare, what do you want, like whom? β
The husband wondered: "What is this called, of course it is like mine!" β
"Like yours?" The daughter-in-law frowned, and said in her heart, "There is no one as ugly as you." I don't think I can take care of ...... with money."
As the saying goes, if you walk too much at night, you will inevitably see ghosts. It was past six o'clock in the evening. The eldest sister took two young people to play games in the house, and while they were doing it, there was a knock on the door. The three of them were all scared all of a sudden, and the eldest sister's husband came back in the future, this is to catch the adulterer.
In a hurry, the eldest sister paid attention to herself, she had a rope for tying sheep at home, more than 20 meters long, she tied the rope around her waist, and then asked the two young people to follow her downstairs from the window. This eldest sister probably watched too many American blockbusters, and thought she was Spider-Man, and the three of them drank some wine at night, and the two young men really handed her down through the window in a daze.
You don't think about it, don't say it's an ordinary woman, it's enough for a professional firefighter to come! As soon as she went out of the window, before she could find a place to stay, she fell down. This eldest sister's family lives on the seventh floor, and that guy died miserably.
What's even more fucked, in the end, the police found out that the owner who knocked on the door outside was not her husband at all, but a mistress she had raised. Today is the day of the monthly salary, but the eldest sister forgot to pay her lover, and the lover said that I was playing in vain? That's why I came to the door.
The stories in this world are really strange, and there are no coincidences that make a book! (I still remember that some time ago I said that there was a woman in my neighbor who jumped off the building, and it was the story above, and there were always book friends who asked me what was going on, so I wrote it out today)
As for the story of this eldest sister, everyone in Tianjin knows and knows it, and it is all told as a joke. Liu La estimated that if she fell today, Cheng DΓΉ would definitely be taller than her, so she had to give up this trick by going down from the window.
Just when Liu La was thinking wildly, he heard Zhou Gongzi suddenly say to the other two people, "You two try it first, I'll go to the side and smoke a cigarette." With these words, Liu La heard a sound of footsteps walking in his direction, da-da-da-da.
"It's over, it's over, it's really wrong this time!" Feeling that the voice was getting closer and closer, Liu La's face turned white, and in this small place behind the windowsill, there was no room to hide, and she must have been discovered by Zhou Gongzi.
In Liu La's restlessness, Zhou Gongzi gradually approached, and finally stood by Liu La's side. Fortunately, the length of this window sill is about one meter three, and most of it is blocked by curtains, Liu Lao hid behind the curtains, and Zhou Gongzi walked to the other half of the remaining position without curtains, which happened to avoid Liu La, but there was only a thin layer of fabric between the two.
This layer of fabric is not only a curtain, but also a fig leaf for the willowy and spicy. "Whew." Seeing that Zhou Gongzi failed to find out, Liu La secretly breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. He didn't dare to move, for fear of attracting Zhou Gongzi's attention.
However, people are always like this, the more they are afraid of something, the more they will come. Liu La was nervous, and at this time, he suddenly didn't know who called him.
"Buzz."
As soon as she woke up just now, Liu La was worried about being discovered, and she had already set her phone to vibrate, but the vibration would also have a "buzzing" sound, if it was far away, Zhou Gongzi was by her side at this time, and it was likely to be heard by her.
Liu La's brain turned rapidly, it was definitely not okay to hang up the phone, and the other party would call back if he couldn't say it. If you turn off the shock temporarily, it will definitely be too late. At the last moment, at the moment when the vibration sound just sounded, Liu La quickly pressed the answer, and at the same time, his fingers turned down the call sound of the mobile phone to the lowest as fast as possible.
"Hey, I said ......" The first second of the connection, a male voice came, but then because Liu La pressed the voice, so he couldn't hear it. However, just this sentence of "hey" Liu Spicy can be heard, it is Wang Baoqiang's movement.
"Probably not found, right?" Liu La nervously leaned her face out from behind the curtains, ready to take a look at the situation. However, as soon as he was halfway through his movements, a delicate white palm suddenly reached over and opened a gap in the curtain.
The owner of the palm is naturally Zhou Gongzi, looking at Liu Ra hiding behind the curtain, she has a very complicated expression on her face.
Finding that he was exposed, Liu La spread his hands and sneered with a smile on his face: "It's embarrassing......" (to be continued.) )