The so-called open door to do business, the person who comes is the guest, but there are really few guests who come to the door so early, a few people rushed to the Nanhai Oasis Hot Spring Resort when it was just more than six o'clock, the small waiter at the front desk was still lying on the counter at this time dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law!

When he was woken up by Lei Ting's heartbroken palm, the expression of the little brother at the front desk was still a little confused, and it was estimated that he must still be muttering, why did the big demon king who had fallen in his dream resurrect again.

A group of six people, opened three rooms, all of which are standard rooms, one room and one bathroom, two single beds, one Lei Tingye Jinghong, one Zhan Ge Wang Yu, and one Zhang Xiaoshuai Yuanye.

After tossing all night, the big guys were hungry enough, and when a few people rushed to the restaurant, there was not even a waiter in the empty room, or Lei Ting called one in a loud voice, and several people waited for more than half an hour before finally eating a hot meal.

Wang Yu took advantage of the waiter's time to serve the buns and asked casually:

"Handsome guy, this is quite deserted, isn't it the peak season for hot springs? Why don't you usually have customers? ”

The waiter was obviously just woken up, his face was not washed, and two handfuls of dumb hair on his head stood up to the sky, looking very happy.

"We're not going to eat until half-past seven."

The implication is obvious, the starving ghost who came to ask Yangzi for food at six o'clock is really not very popular, but fortunately, Wang Yu's face is thick enough, and he doesn't go to his heart when he touches a soft nail, but asks with great interest:

"What are the guests here? When we came, there didn't seem to be a lot of cars parked in the parking lot! ”

The waiter yawned and brushed the two tufts of hair from his head.

"We have an underground parking lot, and guests who need accommodation usually park their cars in the underground parking lot."

"Really?" As soon as Wang Yu heard this, he immediately became interested.

"We're also planning to stay a few more days, by the way, how about the parking lot? Why didn't we see a sign when we came in? ”

"The underground parking lot is newly built, and I haven't had time to sign it yet! I'd better let the doorman park for you directly, the place is a bit remote, and few guests can find it. ”

I don't know if this resort is too popular, or if it hasn't paid these people for too long. With this lukewarm service attitude, it is really a bit of a big bully, seeing that the waiter yawned and turned around and left, not waiting for Wang Yu to say anything! Lei Ting quit for now.

"This is a waiter? I don't know, I think it's my second uncle! What an attitude! ”

"Forget it. Don't get into trouble. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai is rare to be a peacemaker, mainly he can better understand the mood of this little waiter, a month is so fixed 1,800 yuan, the guests have nothing to do with them, they came early in the morning to eat and drink. The boss won't give them more money, and no one will be in a good mood.

"Hey, you said this villa is really interesting, let's get an underground parking lot, it's not like a tunnel war, and no one knows the bottom of the way to lead it! What the hell? ”

The fist-sized buns, Wang Yu took a bite at a time, and the most amazing thing was that his old man could still speak, and his words were quite clear. It was really an eye-opener for Zhang Xiaoshuai.

On the side, after Yuan Ye Sankou solved a braised egg, he half-squinted his mung bean eyes, shook his head and said:

"This place sits in the east and faces west, is for the shade of the gathering of evil position, a road in front of the door through the hall, from top to bottom such as a knife and axe, is for the sky to cut evil, if this seat is not mistaken, this underground parking must be built in the northwest corner of the outdoor swimming pool behind. The water is yin, and the underground does not see sunlight all year round, so the yin qi must be extremely heavy, and it is the place where yin gathers and nourishes evil. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai frowned. With a solemn face, he said:

"What's this bun stuffed with? Why didn't I taste it? ”

Lei Ting dried half a bowl of porridge in one go, wiped her mouth with her sleeve, and said:

"Maybe it's human flesh, how about it? Isn't it a special fragrance? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai nodded frequently.

"Don't say it, it's really similar!"

Wang Yu seemed to be very exploratory, and he also craned his neck to join in the fun.

"It's like you've eaten human flesh. What does human flesh taste like? Bother you to tell your buddy? ”

"You don't believe that you are rare and strange, your hair is short, and your knowledge is even shorter?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai became more and more attentive the more he spoke, chewing the meat bun in his mouth, and gestured:

"The situation of eating human flesh is ancient, especially in the year of famine, or war, don't look at the same human flesh, it is also to be divided into three, six, nine and so on, when the Jin soldiers invaded the south, there were generals who ordered their soldiers to make human flesh into dried meat as military food, and also gave it a very chic name, called 'two-legged sheep', among which the old and thin men are called 'Rao Gang Huo', young women are called 'unenvious sheep', and the most tender meat of children is called 'and bone rot'......"

"Zhang Xiaoshuai--"

Ye Jinghong really couldn't listen to it anymore, can he still eat well, Zhang Xiaoshuai hurriedly said with a smile:

"I can't say it yet, don't be angry!"

As soon as she heard that Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't say anything, Lei Ting dropped her chopsticks on the spot.

"Don't mind! I'm listening to that! Why is it called 'spare the fire'? What do you mean? ”

Yuan Ye pressed the green tendons that were faintly beating at the corners of his forehead, and said patiently:

"Zi said: Worship ghosts and gods and stay away, this place is already extremely yin, it is best not to talk about these disrespectful topics for corpses at will."

"Go, go, what's the matter? Little girl's family, can you learn better? ”

Lei Ting is not her own woman, Zhang Xiaoshuai can be expelled without pressure, Zhan Ge naturally can't watch his woman being humiliated, he does not hesitate to join the battle at the moment, the woman sings and the husband launched a double attack on Zhang Xiaoshuai's spirit, flesh and body, Wang Yu is not a big deal to see the excitement, followed by all kinds of farts next to him, Ye Jinghong is too lazy to take care of this gang of snake spirits, just bowing his head and drinking porridge, quiet as if isolated from the world.

Yuan Ye couldn't bear it anymore, and finally slammed the table and roared:

"Is anyone listening to Lao Tzu!?"

Several people fell silent in an instant, and then they got up and left the table.

Zhang Xiaoshuai stretched his waist.

"I'll go back and sleep for a while when I'm full."

Wang Yu wiped his mouth and stood up.

"Did anyone go to the hot springs with my brother?"

Zhan Ge and Lei Ting raised their hands one after another.

"I'll go, I'll go."

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "You're not sick, you just soaked in the hot springs when you were full, and what about death?" ”

Wang Yu's chest snapped.

"It's okay, buddy, this is a military physique, super long standby, one person is stronger than six."

Wilderness: "......"

A bunch of little rabbit cubs, when you cry, grandma has a leg, Lao Tzu can't fix you anymore, wait and see! Look at how Lao Tzu kills you. (To be continued.) )