Chapter 225: Huo Da Food Critic
Huo Quzhi smiled: "I can't afford to raise so much." Three or five www.biquge.info are enough. When you say this, I understand this matter, and it's okay. ”
Xue Qing pouted and said, "You don't understand this, you don't understand that, how to understand me." Do you know that this birth is more than a momentary pleasure, if I am really pregnant, the child will be like a bean, and it will swell wildly in my body. Exactly ten months. Grow to such a big ............. And then it broke out of my womb, you think about it, and you want me to give birth to 10,000, are you stupid or not. ”
Huo Quzhi was stunned: "What? Breaking out? It was not bloody, and the liver and gallbladder were split. Can't you live? ……”
Eh, how can I explain this thing to you, I can only say vaguely: "Since ancient times, there are many women who give birth to children and die in childbirth, even if they are born successfully, it is as if they died once." So, how many more children do you want? ”
Comrade Xiao Huo was a little frightened, and his mind was full of terrifying images of a child crawling out of his wife's belly from inside. He sat stunned and didn't speak.
Xue Qing was very helpless, so she could only explain to him in detail. Comrade Xiao Huo is still relatively smart. As long as you don't talk to him about sperm and egg cells. What embryos with amniotic fluid. Just a few general ones. He can still understand.
In the end, Huo Quzhi stretched out two hands, his left hand clenched into a fist, and his right hand stretched out two fingers and said: "I have seen children, the head is at least the size of my fist, but that place is nothing more than two fingers wide." How can this be drilled? It's not that I crushed my head. It's just tearing that place apart. No, no, no, how can having a child be so scary. Then let's not give birth, okay? ”
Xue Qing snickered on the side. Ruhua brought people to bring meals. Xue Qing went over to set up the dishes, and the lion's head and dry croquettes were really fragrant. It was estimated that Hou Ye had eaten enough lamb leg in Hexi, so he got a delicate deer breast. A cup of turtledove soup, a plate of fish tart, and an abalone. There are also a few side dishes.
Xue Qing put the dishes on the table and said, "Ruhua, you go down first." Come and dine. ”
All the servants bowed down and withdrew. Huo Qu came over dejectedly and sat on the soft couch in a daze. Xue Qing put the chopsticks and table knife in front of him and said: "Don't think too much, it's just that you are too stupid and don't understand, think about this world, nine out of ten women have given birth, you are a big man, where do you understand these things." Rest assured. Don't worry. ”
Huo Quzhi raised his head and said, "Really? Then why are you talking so terrible......
Oh my God, can you still have a good chat, you think you're clever and don't understand. Xueqing is a little hungry, forget it, the old lady admits defeat, it's all my fault. Then he said: "Okay, okay, I exaggerated and deliberately said it pitifully, so that you can pity it." ”
Huo Quzhi looked confused: "I already pity you." But what does this have to do with giving birth to a child and dying? If he dies, he will not live. It's all, and I've lived for so long to know what my father's name is. What is passed on, what is received? ”
Xue Qing said: "Okay, okay, don't worry about it, let's eat." This is a new dish invented by concubines today. Come and taste it. ”
Huo Quzhi was attracted by the strange aroma of the new dish, and temporarily forgot about the tangled problem. Looking at the lion's head curiously, he poked it with his chopsticks and asked, "What is this?" The color is ruddy and the aroma is tangy. Why is it so rounded? It's like a pearl, it's so strange. Is this meat, or fish, or some kind of dish? ”
Xue Qing opened her teeth and danced her claws: "This is called a lion's head ......"
Huo Quzhi poked with chopsticks: "Impossible, how big is the lion, that head is cut off, I'm afraid it is so wide in these cases." ”
Xue Qing pursed her lips and said, "Looks alike, can't you look alike?" ”
Huo Quzhi said entangledly: "It's not like ah, it's round." ”
Xue Qing rolled her eyes: "Does that look like the head of a stone lion at the gate of the palace?" It's always like, isn't it? ”
Huo Quzhi nodded: "That's still a little similar, is this made of meat, I'll taste it." Well, it's delicious, well, there's no fiber in the covered meat, it's so strange. Well, it's a bit tough. It's full of flavor, what kind of meat is this? ”
Xue Qing also put one in the dish and said, "Minced pork." ”
Huo Quai's illness was surprised: "Pork can be so delicious?" Good boys. ”
Xue Qing picked up another dry croquette and put it on his plate. Let him taste it. Huo Quzhi exclaimed deliciously: "The outside is charred and the inside is tender, how is this done, and it can also make this kind of burnt, fragrant, crispy, and crispy taste." Delicious, delicious, a few more. ”
Huo Qubing is worthy of being a fighter among foodies, and he has to take the imperial chef to the battlefield in battle. Do you say he's pretending? Actually, no, people are used to eating deliciously, and they can't stand it when they suddenly go to eat a big pot of rice, and it's not surprising that people are arrogant and indulgent.
If you want to talk about foodies, I'm afraid that there are few people in the Han Dynasty who are more senior in this product, just based on his comment, it is burnt and crispy. This is what a person who has only eaten steaming, boiling and roasting all his life can say? The reviews are precise and perfectly point out the characteristics of the fried food.
Xue Qing was determined in her heart, since she could get Huo Quai, a foodie, then she would have technical support to open a restaurant for the princes and nobles to take the high-end route to make huge profits. Xue Qing was happy in her heart, picked up the wine jug on the small red clay stove, and poured a glass of wine for Huo Quzhi and herself.
The little couple had a good meal. In the end, Huo Quzhi had to eat two more lion heads and ten dry croquettes. Xue Qing is not allowed, tell him that the fried food should be eaten less, just satisfy his cravings, don't wait for two years of Mobei Decisive Battle, our General Huo will hold a general's belly, and ride on a horse with elephant legs to charge and fight.
Let Ruhua remove all the wine and food. The little couple snuggled up on the soft couch, drank some wine, and chatted a little.
If you want to talk about antiquity, what is not good? That's it. If in the later life, the little couple ate dinner, most of them took advantage of the moonlight, just took advantage of the dim street lamp, walked around, called eating, or went to watch a movie, or sat around the living room at home to watch TV, waited until late and then took a bath, did something shameful, and then went to sleep, thinking about it to the fullest.
But now, when I want to go shopping, the north wind is blowing, not to mention, the lights outside are blind, and there is no one on the street, just like a ghost movie. How can there be half a point, please tune in.
Stay at home, no TV to watch, no internet. The two of them stared at each other, and within a few minutes, the atmosphere in this room began to be ambiguous.
Comrade Xiao Huo hasn't seen his wife for a long time, and he should have been unable to hold it back, but he was a little timid when he was intimidated by the birth of a child. As for Xue Qing, it is estimated that it is only seven o'clock. The news broadcast has just begun, and it is going to circle and fork, it seems that this person is very, isn't it? (To be continued.) )