130: By boat or by plane
"Little lazy won't die!" Lian Hua shook his head vigorously.
"Yes, yes, I won't die, so what about those people outside?" Feng Xiaolazy spread his hands helplessly, "Do you have to go out and tell them, hey!" You guys get new clothes ready and you might die in a few days? ”
Feng Xiaolazy really didn't dare to say that, thought about it for a while, and went out to find Yan Se, he is the head of a base, so he always has some ideas, right?
After hearing this, Yan Se's whole person was blinded, and his heart was so powerful that Lying Chao was on the one hand, and Lying Chao was going to die on the other side!
"How many days?" Yan Se straightened the collar of the leather coat that he had taken credit from Lianhua Supermarket, and said solemnly, "Will it be too dark for me to wear this to death?" Do you have any festive clothes? ”
"......" this brain hole! It's a little subtle and synchronized with her? Feng Xiaolazy was speechless for a moment, "Do you want a wedding dress?" ”
"Forget it, let's still be like this!" Yan Se sighed, "I can't imagine that I, Yan Se, also have a time when he dies young." ”
"Lie down! The old lady asked you to come up with ideas! "Feng Xiao is lazy and angry, is it really good that the captain of a base is so unreliable?
Yan Se spread his hands and lamented: "Boss, look outside!" The Yangtze River is full of water! I suspect it's connected to the Pacific Ocean! I can't even see a corner on the opposite side, hey! ”
It's not impossible to say this, it feels like the mountains and oceans have changed.
"Hey! Why are you talking so much about frustration? Where did the courage to kidnap me go in the first place? What's wrong with the sea, don't you know how to swim? "Feng Xiaolazy accusation.
“…… Have you ever seen a man swim across the Pacific Ocean? Yan Se looked at the wind as lazy as he looked at SB.
Feng Xiaolazy also looked at him with the same eyes as looking at SB: "Have you ever seen someone who can jump ten meters high and jump five meters away?" ”
All right...... Truly. Humanity is also progressing. Yan Se wiped his face and nodded: "I know, how much time can be given to us to prepare." ”
"Preferably 10 minutes!" Feng Xiaolazy said seriously.
"Ten minutes...... It's not enough for me to! Yan Se reprimanded, "You're kidding me!" ”
"That's your constipation! It's been a waste of thirty seconds! Feng Xiaolazy glanced at his wrist without a watch at all, "Time is life, boy, do you understand!" ”
I don't know how Yan Se did it, but in the evening, when Feng Xiaolazy came out to eat, everyone was dressed neatly, and even their hair and nails were brushed clean. Serious and sad sat upright at the dining table and waited for her.
...... "They shouldn't know she's actually half dead, right?" Why is this atmosphere the same as a funeral!
Feng Xiaolazy carefully sat down with a smiling face. The ass just touched the bench. I was so scared that I almost fell down!
"Stand upright!" Gao Chengwei shouted.
All stood up.
"Salute to the Wind Maiden!" Gao Chengwei took the lead in bowing to Feng Xiaolazi.
"...... "Woo woo woo, she's so scared!" Is this to burn her? Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly stood up on the table.
"Wind Maiden Hero Conquers the World! Thank you to the Wind Girl! Everyone bowed three times to the wind.
"......" Feng Xiaolazy almost got under the table, such a huge momentum! What the hell are you going to do?
"Ahem! Thank you, Wind Maiden, for saving us from fire and water! Thank you Lian Hua for sacrificing himself to save others! Gao Chengwei shouted again.
"......" Lie down! Why is there always a sense of immediacy that a cult sacrifice is being carried out?! Feng Xiaolazy couldn't help but touch his arm.
After these people finished shouting, Gao Chengwei looked at Feng Xiaolazy with blank eyes: "Wind girl." What do you have to do with everyone. Just say it! We're going to go to the fire! Go to the knife mountain! Into the fire! ”
"Yes!"
Watching so many people look at themselves with expectant eyes. Feng Xiaolazy thought for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "Uh...... Why don't you eat first? ”
"...... "What kind of food do you eat when it's so exciting?!" How long did it take him and Yan Se to adjust this atmosphere!!!! Gao Chengwei's face turned green in an instant.
Yan Se, who was standing first, was also stunned. This woman...... Tut. Shaking his head and sighing, he turned to the stunned crowd and raised his hand and said, "Yes, eat first!" Only after eating can you have the strength to live! ”
"That's right! Sure enough, the wind girl is thoughtful, if she doesn't eat enough, where will she have the strength to live! Gao Chengwei echoed.
"Wind Girl is majestic!"
...... "She's just hungry!"
After eating, Feng Xiaolazy and Yan Se squatted in front of the corner where Lian Hua was standing to discuss.
"Hey! What did you just do?! Feng Xiaolazy glared at Yan Se angrily.
"You have to give them a hero, a belief, otherwise they may die later, who will think of a way first? He, mother, started grabbing food, drinking, and women, okay? ”
...... "Well, she really doesn't understand this very well." So, Feng Xiaolazy graciously skipped this topic and continued, "Then have you figured out a way?" ”
"Huh? Isn't there an airplane in the supermarket? Yan Se said, "Can't we fly out?" ”
"Good!" Feng Xiaolazy nodded, "Then will you fly a plane?" ”
"Uh......"
"Or is it that the people in this supermarket are crouching tigers, hidden dragons, and some people can fly planes?" Feng Xiaolazy asked again.
"Uh......" Yan Se shifted his gaze, "then, what about the ship?" ”
"Lianhua, do we have a boat?" Feng Xiaolazy pulled Lianhua's trouser leg and asked.
"Ship...... Yes! ”
"Great!" Yan Se's face lit up, and he felt beaming with joy that he was going to spend candles in the cave room today, "Then Miss Feng, why are you still scaring us so much in the morning?" ”
"I'm sorry, my bad, I didn't know you were going to sail." Feng Xiaolazy sincerely apologizes.
"......" the night of candles in the cave room, the bride came to the aunt...... The joy on Yan Se's face froze, feeling that he would not love anymore, and he hesitated for a moment and asked, "Which is easier to learn to fly a plane or a boat?" ”
"Hehe, I don't think it's a matter of being studious or not, the point is how quickly you fall from the sky and die, or if the boat capsizes and dies quickly."
"......" Yan Se felt a little painful, and he pulled his hair and thought about it for a long night, but he was about to bald himself and didn't choose which one was more difficult to die, so he had to say goodbye to Feng Xiaolazy, "I'll go back and discuss with Lao Gao." ”
Waving goodbye to Yan Se, Feng Xiaolazy pulled Lian Hua to let him sit down: "Clean up the supermarket at night, no matter whether they choose a plane or a ship tomorrow, let's quickly spend a day doing a special training, and then hurry up to flash people." ”
Feng Xiaolazy really feels that she has done her best, most of the people in this supermarket she doesn't know, and her understanding is divided into three parts.
The group headed by Yan Se had kidnapped her and tried to dissect her.
The part of the Xiwang regiment once bribed the patrol team to tie her up, and for her unreasonable speed, he tied her up and gave her to Yan Zhao without saying anything.
The part headed by Brother Shi, because of the construction of the supermarket, has established a friendly partnership with the wind and laziness.
Then, when the time comes, arrange Brother Shi and them to come to their own ship.
That's all she can help with the others. (To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you Su Xiaoxuan for your reward, thank you Nirvana, the monthly pass for rebirth~
Thank you all for your kindness!! Boom!