Chapter 191: The Story Is Over
After the audience in the venue was seated again, Liu La began to officially say: "There are a lot of friends who have come today, and they are full of pits. Some of my friends came yesterday, and some of them are here for the first time. In order to make everyone understand and understand, we still have to review yesterday's content before we say it, so that new friends can have a general understanding of the situation, and friends who came yesterday can deepen their memories. ”
"The place where our story happened is in Beijing, and it is said that there are brothers who worship like this, Jia Laoda, the second Dull Lao, and Ma Laosan. This Jia boss has a good life, but Ma Laosan and Bo Er are not doing well, and the poor family is not good. On this day, Ma Laosan went to Zhenwu Temple to find Boss Jia who was playing chess here, hoping to borrow some money from him and spend a fat year, who would have thought that Boss Jia would lead him around the temple for a whole circle......"
Next, Liu La spent a few minutes summarizing the story he told yesterday.
In fact, whether it is stand-up comedy or storytelling, there is such a characteristic, that is, it can be described in detail or briefly, but it will not have any impact on the final result.
For example, if you tell a story about a car accident, you can have comments and narratives in it, adding a lot of baggage and jokes, so that you can tell it in detail.
But you don't have to be so detailed, just one sentence, which is also okay, it doesn't sound much different to the audience, it's just a more interesting one, a serious and stereotyped one.
After introducing yesterday's situation, Liu La began to tell today's content: "Yesterday, we talked about the agreement between the second and Ma Laosan, and the next morning when it was just dawn, Ma Laosan came to him, and he wanted to take Ma Laosan to share a fortune. ”
After the matter was decided, the time was not early, this ****** lived outside the city, and Beijing City was going to close the city gate at night that year, and after saying goodbye to the boring two, Ma San hurriedly walked towards the outside of the city.
On the way, he was a little thirsty, so Ma San went to a foot shop and asked for a bowl of tea, and drank it all.
Telling a story on his lips, Liu Spicy also cooperated with his own words, picked up the teacup on the table, and then "sucked" and took a big sip.
"Haha." Seeing his movements, and thinking of his somewhat stiff and sudden insertion, the audience, including Liu Ra himself, laughed.
This is a small latent rule in the cross talk industry, actors are also people, and it is inevitable that there will be a nose prick on stage, back itching and other emergencies, and the most common of them is that the actor is thirsty after talking too much.
In this case, if you suddenly pick up a teacup and drink water, or sneeze loudly, it will seem too unprofessional and not respectful enough to the audience.
But you said that if you hold it, it will be too uncomfortable, and besides, the actors can't hold it back. So I don't know which master came up with such a note, and substituted what you want to do into the characters you are performing.
For example, let's say that this actor is talking about the Three Kingdoms on the stage, and when he talks about Dong Zhuo and Diao Chan, he suddenly feels that his back itches so much that he can't help it.
So he can substitute into the characters and pretend to be Dong Zhuo: "Beauty, Lone's back is itchy and unbearable, can you scratch Lonely?" After saying this, he was playing Diao Chan himself, scratching himself an itch.
Or it can be like Liu La, who said that he was thirsty, so he said that he was talking about it, and suddenly inserted such a sentence, and then picked up the teacup himself and drank saliva.
Speaking of which, this can be regarded as a manifestation of wisdom, turning what was originally embarrassing into a joke.
After laughing, the book returns to the text.
It is said that Ma San hurried and hurried, and finally got out of the city before the city gate was closed. At that time, Beijing's so-called city was only as big as the second ring road now, and even if it was a suburb out of the second ring road, it was basically inhabited.
At the end of the year, it got dark early in winter, and there was no light that year, and there were few people outside the city.
When passing by a forest, Ma San suddenly noticed something in the woods, which looked like a person, but his body was floating in the air.
"Who? Don't make a fuss, I'm a coward. This forest is the only way for Ma San to go home, Ma San was a little scared, and he mustered up the courage to shout inside.
He shouted several times in succession, but there was no reaction in the woods, the thing was still floating, and a gust of wind blew, and he floated even harder.
After a stalemate for a while, Ma San finally couldn't hold on, so he gritted his teeth and walked into the forest, shouting as he walked: "Don't make trouble, I've learned martial arts, it's easy to hurt you, stay away from me." ”
Shouting and making trouble, soon, Ma San walked to the side of the thing, and sure enough, it was a person, a dead man who had hanged.
It was not easy to live in those years, because there were many people who committed suicide due to various things, and the people were used to it. So after finding out that it was a hanged person, Ma San was not afraid.
The hanged lord is a man in his thirties, who looks dressed like a person who can't live, as if he still has some money. This lord has a hat on his head, and he looks quite new.
Seeing this hat Ma San Cola, he quickly climbed to a high place, then took off the hat, and then put it on the top of his head, and muttered while wearing it: "Hey, let you scare me, scare me enough, take your hat to pay off the debt, and we will be even." ”
"Put on the hat, Ma Sangao happily went home......"
Next, Liu La faced the audience and told the whole story clearly, clearly, every button, every character tried to be as detailed as possible. And as the plot he said deepened, there were also human heads appearing one after another, one head, two heads, and three heads.
When talking about the appearance of the third head, Liu La suddenly stopped, and then looked at the audience: "Today's story is about this, "The Nine-Head Case", as the name suggests, is the story of nine heads, and we are now talking about the third one." But here, I have to say sorry to all of you, that's all for this story, and I shouldn't continue to talk about it next, I'll change the story. ”
"No, why?"
"Well said, why did it suddenly stop?"
"No, it's not as tricky as you, just when it comes to the point, why are you still talking about it?"
"Isn't it a nine-headed case? You're just that! ”
The audience was listening energetically, and as soon as they heard it, Liu La suddenly said that the story was gone, and they were all anxious...... (To be continued.) )