Chapter 243: Believe it or not, beat your son

Soon Xia Wencai gathered a circle of people here, and everyone gave Xia Wencai a thumbs up and praised his creativity, thinking it was very interesting to look at it like this.

Then a group of people followed Xia Wencai to continue to move forward, to see what tricks he had, when he was about to arrive at the monkey gathering place, Xia Wencai took out a sign and began to paste it, everyone looked at it, and they all laughed.

I saw that this time the sign read: "Attention! There are bandits here! And under the sign is a large picture of the monkey king and Xiaobai, and there is a large group of monkeys behind him, the monkey king has "Mountain King" written on his head, Xiaobai has "two masters" written on his head, and "little thief" is written on the monkeys' heads.

When a group of people came to the monkey group to collect the road fee, they found that there were at least hundreds of people gathered here, at least twice as many as usual, Xia Wencai asked and then learned that many people here did not know that there was a group of monkeys gathered here, after this monkey beating and Xia Wencai initiated a vote to know this place, so I came here to watch the monkeys play.

After Xia Wencai walked to the middle of the monkey group, he pulled the monkeys apart and began to paste them again, and the crowd and the monkeys all gathered around to see what he was going to do.

Xia Wencai's sign this time is written in the form of comics, first of all, the head of the Monkey King, which reads, "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree." ”

Then there is the little white head that reads, "If you want to live from now on, leave to buy road money." ”

At the bottom is a group of ordinary monkey heads, which read: I want melons and fruits, I want vegetables, I want snacks, and the last head says - I want everything but money!

Tourists laughed after seeing it, and some began to take pictures and upload them on the spot, thinking that this slogan was too interesting.

And the monkeys also gathered around and pointed at themselves in the picture, especially the monkey king and Xiaobai, who also learned to grin their mouths in the picture to show a "vicious" appearance, which amused the tourists.

"Monkey King, Xiaobai, if you don't understand the rules and don't pay for the passage in the future, ask them to see this, you know!" Xia Wencai smiled and pointed to the sign to them and said.

It's just that Xia Wencai just finished speaking. I thought of something, grabbed Xiaobai, who wanted to run, knocked it twice on its head and said, "Why did you run out of the dog again, what are you doing for a day." If you want to run out and be a road rage, do you have less food at home, and those who don't know still think I abuse you, don't follow your bandit dad all day long, your grandma is usually boring enough. Go home more often and accompany her, knowing no. ”

The Monkey King is now also often waiting for melons and fruits in the space and water, and his IQ is also rising, seeing that Xia Wencai is using it as a negative teaching material, and in front of his own son, how can he be embarrassed, so he grinned and screamed at Xia Wencai.

"Yo, don't be unconvinced, you see whose father has nothing to teach his son to be a bandit, and he still dares to grin, do you want to practice. I'm not the beaten idiot boy. After Xia Wencai finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to fight.

Most of the onlookers don't know how good the relationship between Xia Wencai and the monkeys is, seeing Xia Wencai and this big monkey top cow are pinching a cold sweat for him, there are one hundred and ten monkeys here, and the real martial arts masters may not be pleased, of course, some of the villagers who came to play with them are completely watching the excitement, knowing that these monkeys are now living in his ranch at night, and their relationship is good, so they coaxed them to fight quickly.

Xia Wencai didn't care about these foolish people, suddenly turned his head and looked at Xiaobai in his arms with an interested face and asked, "Xiaobai, it's your father." I'm your godfather, who do you help when we fight! ”

If Xiaobai could speak, he would have already started scolding, your sister, isn't this similar to the proposition that a mother and daughter-in-law can only save one from falling into the water.

Xiaobai thought for a while after hearing this. took its father's hand, and then put it on Xia Wencai's hand, and quacked twice, Xia Wencai was happy when he saw it, and knocked twice on its head and said, "You ghost clever, okay, I won't tease you." How can I fight with your father! ”

After that, Xia Wencai leaned next to the Monkey King, and regardless of whether he understood it or not, he began to mumble in a low voice.

These tourists are surprised to see Xia Wencai and these monkeys so close, first of all, people who often come to play know that the big man is the monkey king, although he doesn't bully people, but he doesn't like to deal with people, the white-haired monkey is the most domineering one here, and he likes to bully children the most, but children also like to play with it the most, because its so-called bullying is to rob children to eat, and children also think it's fun, so they often get up and take the initiative to be robbed, Now when he sees that Xia Wencai has something to do, he will not be angry when he knocks it twice on the head, and the other monkeys in the monkey group also look strange, you must know that if they have a little excesses, they will be warned by the monkeys, and the man who was beaten before was attacked by the group because he bullied an ordinary monkey.

"You see that Village Chief Xia seems to be talking to the monkey, can the monkey understand?"

"You know a fart, Village Chief Xia speaks monkey language."

"I think it's just hype, and after a while he gets up and says something to the monkeys, and then he says what the monkeys said to him, and it can be in the news."

"Hype, can our village chief use the hype, believe it or not, I'll beat you!"

Some villagers were suddenly unhappy when they heard that someone was slandering Xia Wencai, and glared at the person who was maliciously speculating just now.

Of course, Xia Wencai was not hype, he said to the Monkey King: "You have to mix here often, but don't make trouble for me, it's nothing to collect tolls, but don't hurt people, but don't be afraid if someone bullies you, and you have to beat him last time I was beaten by you for that kind of neuropathy, I have to take care of it, do you understand, what I mean is that you can't hurt people for no reason, you can hurt people for a reason, and don't beat me hard, you know?"

After Xia Wencai finished speaking, he saw that the Monkey King seemed to roll his eyes at him, and said angrily: "What do you mean by rolling your eyes, hey, don't go, you tell me clearly!"

However, the Monkey King took a few steps to a large tree next to him, and then found a place with thick leaves, glanced at him, and then lay down leisurely.

Xia Wencai was angry, and ran under the tree and shouted: "What kind of eyes are you, dare to annoy me, believe it or not"

After Xia Wencai looked around, he grabbed Xiaobai with an innocent face and said, "Believe it or not, you provoked me, and if you have nothing to do, you will beat your son to play!"

Monkey King: ""

Xiaobai: ""

Seeing that the Monkey King was unmoved, Xia Wencai was stunned, he was reluctant to really beat Xiaobai, and turned his head to Xiaobai and dropped his father: "Xiaobai, poor baby, you see that your father doesn't care about your life or death, or godfather hurts you, go, let's go down the mountain, don't fool around with it."

Xia Wencai just finished speaking, and said "ouch", only to see a small dried fruit bounce off his head.

Xia Wencai looked up angrily, only to see that the monkey king didn't look at him, he was pretending to sleep in the tree, and the other monkeys were also busy with their own business, indicating that it was none of their business.

"Damn! Monkey King, you bastard, don't think I didn't know you did it. No matter how Xia Wencai jumped, the monkey king ignored him, so he had to reluctantly take Xiaobai to ride on the horse, and then went down the mountain in the enthusiastic onlookers of tourists. (To be continued.) )