Chapter 105: Never Wash the Dishes
In the midst of this scream, Li Song rushed into the 158 bedroom with Heidi in his arms, closed the door tightly, and let out a long breath.
He didn't expect that it was only early spring, and it was not yet the hot summer, and there were exhibitionists in the dormitory building who were only wearing small pants and wandering around, and after seeing the beautiful Heidi, he actually hugged his chest shyly and screamed loudly, making him think that he was back in the primeval jungle and felt the roar of the ape with a strong primitive atmosphere.
Heidi was not shy at all, but stared at the middle of them curiously, and a few of them didn't know whether they were frightened or surprised, and they actually fainted with nosebleeds, which made Li Song surprised at the same time, and regretted his decision to bring Heidi back for a while, and he was so remorseful that he wanted to slap himself in the face.
"Li Song, you can accept me when you are old!"
Before Li Song could come to his senses, he saw Lu Yuanyao rolling down from the top bunk and rushing towards him: "Great God, as long as you can teach me a little bit of Bao Mei's stunt, just a little bit, I will be a cow and a horse in the next life, and I will repay your great kindness!" ”
"Get out of the way, there's no way to take advantage! If you want to apprentice, there is no way! I don't know where to go to apprenticeship, so what can I teach you? ”
Li Song saw Lu Yuanyao rushing towards him, his mind turned down, and he raised his foot and kicked Lu Yuanyao out: "Don't you pounce on Heidi by head, you forget your friends, it's really a shame for us in the 158 bedroom!" ”
"Actually, I think that if the so-called colors are all of this level, you should fry them and eat them, it's not a big deal."
Chu Liangcheng looked at Heidi blankly, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses, and looked at Li Song's arm around Heidi's waist with a solemn gaze: "Does anyone know where my mending knife and axe are placed?" For the glory of the Horde and the Alliance, Yamaguchiyama never flinched! ”
Li Song followed Chu Liangcheng's gaze, found that his arm was still on Heidi's waist, hurriedly let go of his arm, straightened Heidi, who was almost completely leaning on him, and looked at Chu Liangcheng with heavy eyes seriously: "Liang Cheng, why are you so funny?" Can we still get along? If you let Yudie see it, your cousin's image will be completely shattered! ”
"I used to think I could be the man I wanted. Not arrogant, not impatient, broad-minded, virtuous. It wasn't until I discovered a creature called scum that shattered the longings in my heart one by one, that I learned that some humans, from the very beginning, did not exist at all! ”
Chu Liangcheng slapped the G520 on the table fiercely, ignoring the loudspeaker's "Grass, give away people's heads!" Report him! Looking at Li Song's face, he said in a deep voice: "Li Song, you honestly explain, how did you get on this new super beauty?" If your answer satisfies us, I won't tell you about your actions, how about it? You wouldn't be stupid enough to refuse such magnanimous conditions, would you? ”
"Chu Yudie?" Before Li Song could answer, Heidi, who looked inexplicable, said: "Chu Yudie went to her mother's company and asked me to take care of the master~~ No, it's Li Song, what do you want to sue Chu Yudie?" Can I know? ”
The silence like death suddenly descended on the 158 dormitory, and after Chu Liangcheng's face changed several times, he said hatefully You are ruthless, sat back in the specially customized gaming chair, took Da Ao on his head, and concentrated on fighting with people.
Looking at his vicious appearance, Li Song was really worried, if the goods in the game continued to BB, would they be killed by Chu Liangcheng at home and stage a series of pit de chicken explosions.
"Okay, I'm convinced."
All the heroes in the dormitory sat in front of the computer with a dead heart, moving their fingers sluggishly. Looking at their bitter faces, it was as if they had just been wheeled by dozens of big men, revealing a desperate look of despair that there is no love in life, and my brother must restart the earth.
"Li Song, what happened to them? All of a sudden, I looked like the country was ruined, did I do something wrong? ”
Heidi turned around and whispered into Li Song's ear. Li Song looked at the brothers who suddenly got up and kept beating the mouse, coughed dryly, and pushed her towards his own one-third of an acre: "It's okay, they're just tired from the game, just get some sleep, don't care." ”
"Could you please pay a little attention to it? Less than 15 percent of the entire dormitory building is stripped naked, and if you have a girl like you in your arms, you can't find one even if you search all over the university town, okay? Can you care about the demands of a single dog! There is no way out, and every day is the Dog Abuse Festival! ”
After hearing Li Song's shameless remarks, everyone looked at Li Song's side face with deep eyes and scolded fiercely in their hearts. From time to time, I secretly looked at Heidi's pretty face, and after comparing her with the foreign movie stars I had seen, I was sad to find that there were still more ugly ducklings on the earth, and white swans or something were all smuggled from the Andromeda Nebula, not a native breed.
After Li Song lowered his head and rummaged on the bed, he finally found a pack of unified sauerkraut, frowned and looked at Heidi, who was looking at him expectantly, scratched his head, reached out from Lu Yuanyao's bedside, took out a box of instant noodles, tore off the lid and finished the seasoning packet, opened the little hot water bottle left, and poured boiling water into the environmentally friendly plastic box.
After carefully closing the lid tightly, Li Song smiled and said to Heidi: "After three minutes, you can start eating, I guarantee that after you have eaten, you will never forget!" ”
"Yes, it must be unforgettable, after all, at noon, invite a super beauty who is many times more beautiful than the super beauty after PS to eat instant noodles, this kind of creativity is definitely not something that normal humans can think of, it's not the year of eternity series I eat Xiang live in public!"
The heroes complained weakly in their hearts, looked at Heidi with curious eyes in their eyes, and sighed silently in their hearts: "Why does this kind of pure girl fall in love with an animal like Li Song?" No matter how you look at it, I'm more like a good man than this tease! ”
Lu Yuanyao looked at the steaming instant noodle bowl in front of Li Song, and his eyes showed deep resentment: "Damn, labor and management finally made up their minds and bought a fifty yuan instant noodle, if they want to taste it, they will be taken by Li Song, a shameless scumbag, to make the girl happy!" ”
At this time, it was time to open the lid, Lu Yuanyao watched Li Song carefully uncover the lid, stirred the yellow, orange and orange noodles in the bowl evenly, and handed it to Heidi's red and glamorous little mouth, and a ripple suddenly passed in his heart: "Labor and management have decided!" I'm not going to brush this instant noodle bowl from now on! Take it to cook every day! ”