Soon the red light turned into a green light, Ye Jinghong released the handbrake, and the car immediately slid into the crowded traffic like a fish swimming into the sea.

"Why did you suddenly remember to ask me about my academic qualifications? Is there a question you would like to ask me? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai looked entangled, saying that in the face of the second ancestor of waste materials who had not even gone to school for a day, did he have anything else to ask? If she really asked some question that she didn't know, she would be annoyed and angry, wouldn't it be him who was unlucky?

"I guess you're trying to ask me about psychiatric forensics?"

Ye Jinghong is smart, he guessed correctly, Zhang Xiaoshuai laughed twice, and he acquiesced in her guess.

Ye Jinghong lazily rested on the side of the car door with his left hand, and held the steering wheel with his right hand at will.

"Mental illness seems to be imaginative, there is no order at all, in fact, whether it is schizophrenia depression or manic episodes, there are their own inherent laws to follow, most of the schizophrenia are more conscious, and the intelligence is still there, depression is often accompanied by low emotion, slow thinking, and mania is generally emotionally high, thinking rushing, these are just the most basic common sense, subdivided to be more concrete, so it is impossible to deceive the eyes of those experts by simply pretending to be crazy and stupid, Of course, if Zhao Jinguang is replaced by an old director who has been doing psychiatric treatment work all his life, it must be vivid, and even experts can't see the authenticity. ”

After listening to it, Zhang Xiaoshuai instantly realized that pretending to be crazy and stupid for a long time is also a technical job, without rich professional knowledge, no matter how much he tosses, he can only be regarded as a clown jumping off the beam, and he just laughs!

Speaking of which, didn't Ye Jinghong even go to school? So are all these easy-hand professional knowledge self-taught? Unexpectedly, Zhao Xin didn't understand the nonsense he didn't understand for half a day in the afternoon, and the waste material that no one had ever learned to explain it in a few words, this is too unscientific, right?

"Young man, who told you that you must go to school if you study?"

Reversed the car into the parking space, Ye Jinghong parked the car and turned off the engine, with a cool expression on his face, Zhang Xiaoshuai's teeth hurt, he is really the best bourgeoisie, the most evil tutor.

"Anything else you'd like to ask?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai grinds his teeth and grinds his teeth again.

"It's gone."

Here is someone's evil inner monologue:

Look at this arrogant face, it's really itching and unbearable! Anyway, if it weren't for the difference in force value, I really wanted to fall down on the spot, and a car shock .avi on the spot, okay? The violent Lori god is really too cheating!

But looking back, if the convertible plays with the car shock, will it be too bold? Never mind! Let go of Ye Jinghong for the time being, and change to an Audi A4 (it is said to be the world's most shocking **car) in the future, and then clean up your abrasive goblin and kill hahaha~~!

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Zhang Xiaoshuai is a poor baby without a mother, buying vegetables and cooking is like an innate skill, it is innate, there is no need for others to teach the arts, but the same person has a different life, Ye Jinghong counted today, it is only the second time to visit the supermarket.

Thinking that the weather has been hot and dry recently, and it is a good time to drink winter melon and kelp soup, Zhang Xiaoshuai pushed the shopping cart and led... Well... Forget it, he took Ye Jinghong towards the aquatic category.

“…… What is it? ”

As if he hesitated for a long time, Ye Jinghong finally couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart, Zhang Xiaoshuai took the clip and turned over and over to select the kelp that he looked at, and replied casually:

"Kelp."

――――Kelp?

Ye Jinghong looked dazed:

"How can kelp be flaky? Aren't kelp all filamentous? ”

"Young man, who told you that kelp is born filamentous?"

Don't blame Zhang Xiaoshuai for holding grudges, is it okay for a man to hold a grudge if he has been ridiculed by a woman like this?

Ye Jinghong's face was flushed, and he said that he still had to fight on the basis of reason.

"But... But all I see is filamentous! ”

What you see is the truth? The sun you see is only the size of a baked cake! Is it possible to eat it with tofu brain?

"Miss, if you don't cut it, will it become silk? According to your theory, the kelp knot is because you are too entangled, so you tie yourself up? ”

Ye Jinghong's face changed several times, and finally his eyebrows were raised, and he said with a backbone:

"I hate eating kelp the most! Don't buy this, it's so ugly, you don't have an appetite when you look at it. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......"

Miss, can you be a little more arrogant?

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Although the two were noisy all the way, they also gained a lot, since Zhang Xiaoshuai found out that Ye Jinghong was a real foodie, he instantly got a new skill for Ye Jinghong to follow the hair, in short, no matter how arrogant and violent this woman is, as long as she is given something delicious, she will instantly turn into a soft and cute girl.

The shopping cart can only be pushed to the entrance of the parking lot, Zhang Xiaoshuai then carried the two largest shopping bags in his left and right hands, so tired that he didn't even have the strength to complain, but Ye Jinghong held a bag of oden with a satisfied face, and walked in the front as light as a bird, and from time to time he had to turn back and dislike him, he couldn't even carry this little thing, who was stronger than you when he was six years old, etc., he couldn't teach people to be more angry.

At the risk of potato chips being squeezed into slag, Zhang Xiaoshuai easily stuffed all the four shopping bags in his hand into the front trunk of the car. Not only can you only sit two people, but if you want to decorate something, you might as well even Alto?

"Carry it for me, be careful, don't mess it up."

Because he had to drive, Ye Jinghong had to endure the pain and hand over the hot oden to Zhang Xiaoshuai's hands.

"It's better to eat it directly."

Zhang Xiaozhen doesn't understand Ye Jinghong's strange theory, he is also a medical student, and he loves to be clean, but he is definitely not as perverted as Ye Jinghong, okay? Why don't you say that you are not used to eating in public, and there is not even a ghost in the parking lot except for him at the moment?

"Don't talk nonsense."

Ye Jinghong was fastening his seat belt, glared at him angrily, and was just about to start the car, when suddenly the mobile phone next to him rang, Zhang Xiaoshuai noticed that Ye Jinghong obviously frowned before immediately picking up the phone.

The phone was very quiet, so Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't know what the other party said, but looking at Ye Jinghong's suddenly discolored face, he also knew that it would definitely not be a good thing.

"In which hospital?"

Ye Jinghong's brows were almost tied into a Chinese knot, and he didn't know what the other party said, Ye Jinghong snorted, and dropped the phone casually, fortunately, her mobile phone was of excellent quality, and she was unharmed after several bounces.

"What's wrong?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai already had a faint guess in his heart, but he hoped that he had guessed wrong.

"The old director was in a car accident and is now on his way to the central hospital."

Ye Jinghong's face was full of frustration and chagrin, and there was some faintly visible violence, the other party was an unlicensed freight truck, and the driver immediately abandoned the car and fled after hitting someone, if you want to say that this is not deliberate, a fool will not believe it!