"Okay!" Even Hua's eyes lit up, and he looked like his favorite toy had finally been recognized by the person he liked, "It's downstairs!" ”

Feng Xiaolazy didn't know until he stood in the elevator that his own supermarket had a direct elevator, and he only knew when he sat in the elevator, it turned out that his own supermarket would not only grow taller, but also that the underground was a kingdom of its own, and what the hell was it on the negative one hundred and eight floors!

Ding Dong, the elevator door opened, and Lian Hua, who was excited, pulled her to run wild before Feng Xiaolazy could recover from the shock.

Running all the way and introducing all the way, this is the analyzer, that's the compressor, this is the disassembly......

Feng Xiaolazi's ears couldn't hear what he was saying at all, and her footsteps followed him mechanically, because her eyes were not enough......

This, this, what did she see, that fluttering butterfly, right? It's a crab crawling around with eight claws, right? The spider who threw a small piece of the piece on the shelf with silk thread on the wall, right? That's the grass mud horse standing in front of the shelf, right?

I thought I was going to see the kingdom of technology, but I found myself in a zoo......

Feng Xiaolazy was stunned, and then he heard something terrible......

"This is the room where you put your body! There are infrared ...... all around here," Lian Hua excitedly pointed to a silver door.

"Wait, wait, wait! What did you say just now, the wind was too strong I didn't hear clearly! Feng Xiaolazy didn't have time to complain about the animal world just now, and his mind was full of the sentence: This is the room where your body is placed.

Lian Hua looked at the room in confusion, there was no wind, but ...... The little lazy said yes, then there is. continued to smile and pointed to the door: "This is the room where the little lazy put his body, do you want to see it?" Boss Feng sealed me next door to you, so I can often sneak through a few firewalls to see your body! ”

Feng Xiaolazy is completely dead at the moment, this is the most unfunny joke of this century!!

"Do you want to see yourself?" Lian Hua didn't see Feng Xiaolazi's ugly face at all, and began to crack all kinds of firewalls with a proud face, and boasted, "I'll tell you, Xiaolazy, the firewall set up by Boss Feng is too weak, and every time I come in, I just want to enter it." However, I'm protecting you and not having any other data bother you! ”

"Wait, you're kidding, aren't you?"

"Nope." Lian Hua shook his head and wondered, "Why are you kidding?" ”

"When I didn't say it, can I go in?" Feng Xiaoxiao was speechless, but still felt that he needed to witness the truth of this joke.

"Hmm!" Lian Hua smiled, led Feng Xiaolazy directly through the silver gate, and then proudly showed her a transparent square box.

The box was standing, and a little girl was floating quietly in the air. The little girl has short ear-length hair, small lips pouting, curled eyelashes, and curved eyebrows, like a sleeping angel.

And this girl, the wind is small and lazy, and she looks exactly like when she was a child.

"That story, is it true?" Feng Xiaolazy asked softly.

"Hmm." Lian Hua also replied softly.

Feng Xiaolazy reached out and covered the face of the little Lori in the box: "Then I am a soul now?" ”

"Hmm!"

"Then did I make this mask for nothing?" Feng Xiaolazy couldn't help but ask.

"Hmm......" Lian Huagan glared, not knowing how to reply at all.

"I'm all souls, why do I still come to my aunt every month?" The wind is lazy and questioning.

"Uh......"

"Do I still need to wash my hair?"

"This ......"

"Then why am I still gaining weight?"

"That ......" didn't even answer a question from Hua, but felt that the central processor was particularly heavy.

Feng Xiaolazy is also about to collapse, he is a soul, why do you have to work so hard to take care of yourself every day! Everyone else is taking care of their own flesh, what the hell is she doing!!

"The last question, my body is so small, will it still develop, then will my 32A still grow!" Feng Xiaolazy pointed to the hanging self and looked at Lian Hua seriously, please answer the question seriously and rigorously!

"......" Lian Hua, who didn't answer the last question, said that he wanted to recharge it again and calm down.

The day was soon bright, and the sleepless Feng Xiaolazy hugged his beloved pillow on the bed, looking at his toes to indicate that the baby was very unhappy.

Although her adjustment ability is excellent, it does not mean that she can accept that she is not human. Really, she has lived for twenty years and never imagined that one day she would actually change the species.

There was a click, a soft click, and the door opened.

Feng Xiao Lazy Muran turned his head to look at the voice, and Lian Hua was coming in with a stack of A4 papers.

Lian Hua smiled and pointed to the paper in his hand and said seriously: "Little lazy, you see that I have checked the information." I can answer your questions almost all! ”

"Oh......" Feng Xiaolazy couldn't raise his interest, and lazily replied before turning his face and continuing to look at his toes.

"Lazy, aren't you happy?" Lian Hua sat on the edge of Feng Xiaolazi's bed, looked down at her seriously, "Why?" ”

"There's no why." Feng Xiaolazy turned his head away from his gaze.

"Oh. You see, I've analyzed the data and put it together. You see, a mask is a thing that acts on the human epidermis and introduces nutrients into the dermal mesoderm and penetrates into the subcutaneous tissue. So, you don't have to do it at all right now. Lian Hua inexplicably felt relieved, the mask was so terrifying!

"Oh......" Feng Xiaolazy raised her eyes and responded perfunctorily, what the hell is this, can she not listen.

"And, you see, the eldest aunt is your mother's sister. Little lazy, has your aunt ever come to see you? Why don't I know? Even Hua was surprised, he was lazy to watch the wind every day, when did she have relatives visiting?

Feng Xiaolazy: "......, please let me go, okay?"

"Lazy?"

“…… No, I'll just say it, you skip the question. "Excuse me, how do you explain your aunt to a robot?

"Oh, okay......" Although I don't know why it feels weird, but the lazy said that it is better to skip it, "Washing hair is also a job where chemicals come into contact with the body's dead proteins and accumulate and arrange hairs to achieve a cleansing effect. I think I don't have to do it in the future. ”

"Huh." Is not having to wash your hair a piece of good news?

"And more!" Lian Hua turned the page, pointed his finger at the words on it and continued, "Gaining weight is also the result of the accumulation of food nutrients, so the lazy will not gain weight!" ”

"It's obviously heavy!" Feng Xiaolazy pointed to the scale placed at the door, "I have a scale." ”

"This ...... Lazy, in fact, the soul perceptron determines everything based on your brain waves. ”

"You mean, I think I'm fat, so the perceptron makes me a little fatter?"

"Theoretically, that's right!" Lian Hua nodded seriously.

"......" felt like he was doing something to be thinner, lifting his legs, standing against the wall, bending over, all kinds of strange movements were meaningless, and he had a little inexplicable chest pain.

Lian Hua wondered why Xiao Lazy's face was so strange! That's right! And one last question!

"Lazy, last question......"

"That's it! I don't want to know anymore, I want to get some sleep now, you get out. Feng Xiaolazy raised his hand to drive people, "By the way, please knock on the door when you come in the future!" Please, you come in after I agree, OK?! ”

"Huh?" Lian Hua looked at the last stack of A4 paper in his hand and was a little sad, he had worked hard to prepare for this last question! Because there were so many things on the profile, he almost couldn't sort them out. I thought that the little lazy would be happy......

"Ah what, get out, I'm so tired, I need to sleep." Feng Xiaolazy glared at him.

"Actually...... You want to sleep because you tell the perceptron in your heart that you are tired and need to sleep......" Lian Hua also planned to make a final struggle.

"Get out!" Feng Xiaolazy gritted her teeth, is she a human being for twenty years? She has developed a habit of going to bed and getting up to eat and go to the toilet every day, okay? Now tell her that everything is her own! She had mixed feelings......

"Oh......" Lian Hua, who didn't succeed in struggling, had to take the information that he had worked hard to collect and thought it would please Feng Xiaolazy and retreated, perhaps, he should check what Xiaolazy likes to look like about him?

It wasn't until he heard the door be gently closed that Feng Xiaolazy breathed a sigh of relief, although he knew that even if Lian Hua was not in the room, he would still be seen, but if he was not in the same space, the whole person would be much more relaxed.

Feng Xiaolazy closed her eyes and began to reminisce about her childhood, she only remembered what happened after she was six or seven years old.

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From tomorrow, I'm going to be busy flying~

So...... I won't reply to the comments or anything one by one! Although there are not many ......

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