Thursday is Thanksgiving Day in North America, but Huaxia is obviously not this holiday, and classes are still going on as usual. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although there are turkeys flowing into China in this world, on the people's table, after all, as a big foodie nation, whatever is good, you can eat, but that kind of thing is gold and jade, ruined in it, the appearance looks very big and good-looking, in fact, the meat is rough, there is no taste at all, and it is not easy to roast, so it is very troublesome to smear the butter lard and supplement the fat.

At first, the Chinese people thought it was very fresh, very fashionable, and beautiful with big, but they soon cried out and were fooled, and after eating it once, they never ate it again, and did not accompany the American people to remember the bittersweet memories. The massacre of Indians has nothing to do with China, what to commemorate. The turkey is a species that is not to the liking of the Chinese people, and it was able to escape by chance, otherwise it would have been admired in the zoo in the future.

The Americans "exported" the festival to fail because the turkey was not tasty.

The cultural invasion strategy of trying to lure the Chinese people to live a North American festival with food has failed to make a fool of itself.

This is one of the classic jokes of Chinese jokers ridiculing the Yankees.

Find out how big the Yankee psychological shadow area is.

However, the Americans have always persevered, which is particularly commendable, and they have not given up on the holiday export plan.

The turkey is not delicious, it is not in line with the appetite of the Chinese people, we can have "gnawed chicken", I don't think it's delicious to roast, I think the turkey is difficult to roast, let's just cut it and fry it? Wouldn't that be easy? You gnaw and gnaw and feel delicious, you don't need to hold chopsticks, just grab it with your hands, you can also suck your fingers comfortably after eating, it is called finger sucking original chicken, natural and delicious, very enjoyable!

Hire Huaxia's little fresh meat to advertise again, lick your fingers or something, wow, I don't know what to say anyway.

Probably the fans will be very happy.

Not to mention licking your fingers, you are willing to lick your idol's toes!

Sour, toe sucking original chicken! It's really original, but fortunately, it's not sucking hemorrhoids original chicken!

It is estimated that the Yankees are also snickering on the other side of the ocean: how big is the psychological shadow area of the Chinese people.

The United States has a Beat Generation that has been bought by the Chinese Yuan, and they don't believe that China can't beat the Beat Generation.

Back then, Huaxia almost collapsed the United States with the "Star Wars" program!

The dollar almost turned into a piece of waste paper.

The Yankees finally breathed a sigh of relief, learned from the pain, and felt that they couldn't get you with missile dollars, so they would just use the turkey to get you!

This is the Yankee SSS-level "turkey raider" plan.

The above is pure nonsense.

In fact, these are not Yankees, they are said by the host of a talk show in China, not only will they mock the Yankees, but they will also laugh at themselves. The people of the country are not blindly arrogant, they think that the heavenly kingdom is not good, and it is a good thing to know how to laugh at themselves.

China has "carp attack on North America", the United States has "turkey counterattack on China", in fact, they are all the same thing, starting from food culture, to promote festival culture, to see who can fight whom, want to change the national living habits, it is really a long way to go!

It's funny that this November starts on Sunday, and Thanksgiving Day is the fourth Thursday, which is the 19th, very early, and it coincides with World Toilet Day, which is really intoxicating. This World Toilet Day was first proposed by the "World Toilet Organization" in power by the Chinese people, and was adopted by the United Nations General Assembly.

This date is really calculated, probably the Americans did not expect this at the beginning!

The brain is too straight, and it is not as good as the Chinese people to turn around.

The above is pure nonsense, please do not contact reality.

After a day of classes, in his free time at night, Zhou Yi accompanied his sister and a group of little girls, in the rehearsal room, lazy to watch a talk show on the Internet, and listened to the host ridiculing North American Thanksgiving, which was quite interesting.

Everyone laughed, and they also ate some turkey meat that Zhou Yi specially brought to them.

Where did Zhou Yi get the turkey meat?

He didn't have time to bake, he didn't even have an oven in his bedroom.

Naturally, he didn't bake it himself, it was specially baked by Miss Audrey Hepburn, all of them were cut, and the seasonings were made, and they were specially sent to him to eat, and it turned out to be cheaper for a bunch of little girls. Although Hepburn is in China, he still has to spend Thanksgiving with his friends. She originally wanted to invite Zhou Yi and Shui Yuexun to the Thanksgiving dinner, but the school was very busy and she had to prepare for exams, so it was impossible to find time to attend the Thanksgiving party, so she had to forget it. Besides, Zhou Yi is just Thanksgiving, everyone's religious customs are different, why bother to join in the fun.

However, Hepburn actually sent a special copy to Zhou Yi, which was still insulated, which was really rare, and the favorability was directly brushed to the full value, full of sincerity.

Zhou Yi didn't know why, but he was still very happy.

The sisters around me are very caring!

Only my sister needs to be served.

Wow! Is he so popular with women?

Fortunately, Tang Yan didn't know what her brother thought: when did she need to serve?

Zhou Yi couldn't eat such a big turkey himself, so he simply gave it to his sister and them.

No matter how big the turkey is, the little girls will have a point, and it will be gone, and it will all go into their stomachs.

"Wow! The head of the class personally sent chickens to everyone to eat! So fat, so strong! Is this cream inside? It's all squeezed out. You can make up for it! "There is a little girl who has no mouth to cover, and her voice is so slippery.

Do you think the class leader is a finger-sucking original chicken? I really want to suck and watch!

The students burst into laughter.

Could it be that the class leader is hinting at something?

Zhou Yi was speechless: Can we talk well? What are these words? I knew I wouldn't give you cocks.

Tang Yan didn't forget to make fun of her brother: "This is a thousand miles to send a turkey, and the courtesy is light and affectionate." ”

Shui Yuexun smiled and said, "What is the saying in Huaxia? Eaters have short mouths. ”

Zhou Yi said helplessly: "Eat yours!" Some eat, but the mouth is not honest? ”

The little girls laughed: What you say is more ambiguous!

Seeing that they are going to take a professional exam, they still eat turkey, and I hope they don't get angry.

Ah Fu joked: "Miss Hepburn brought you a turkey, and took the initiative to invite you to come over at night, maybe I really want to help you vent your anger!" You're so stupid, you don't even go, you don't take advantage of it. I don't believe it, she invited you there at night, and she didn't want to do anything. People are alone in China, and their hearts are very lonely. You don't even know how to comfort people. American women are very open in this regard, and it will definitely be good for you to go. Now I regret it! ”

Zhou Yi couldn't cry or laugh: What do I regret?

Young Qinglong's teasing also made up a cartoon for Zhou Yi, a woman was lying naked on the bed, sucking her fingers, and a man behind her was moving a chicken, which is called sucking finger original chicken, eating chicken until sucking fingers! Very imaginative.

Zhou Yi had no way to tease this.

This funny guy can actually draw comics, and he draws very well, vividly, what a talent! But this talent is obviously not used in the right place.

The students usually rehearse too hard, and there is no entertainment, is this unwilling to be lonely? It's no wonder that entertainers are prone to cheating.

In fact, Zhou Yi is very happy today, at noon, he received the ratings of the finale of the TV series "Flower Season", and the results really lived up to Zhou Yi's ardent expectations. The ratings of the finale of "Flower Season" soared to 3.258%, which is also the highest rating on the ground for this show.

Huasheng cable can lie down and laugh, this is an achievement that was not expected in advance, it is too beautiful.

High-value actors and actresses, solid hard-core competitive performances, and hard to open a bloody road, stand out among many dramas, and strive to rank out the crowd dramas in the same schedule, which can be called a typical case.

The Youth Palace Dou plus the campus is inspirational, and it is unique.

It has received rave reviews online.

"After 20 days, the flower season finally bloomed, the finale was super exciting, the peak showdown of the dance club, the decisive battle of Tsinghua Kongtong Mountain, very martial arts film temperament and style, Director Wan shot really well, edited well, and the actors' performances were even more outstanding and super good-looking. The professional competition in high school clubs has reached a peak. It is estimated that there will soon be a follow-up. Yan Wu and the students of Yan Wu High School can be regarded as having a bright future. ”

"The heroine was ordered to be in danger, took the lead at the beginning, reversed the lore, and created a great cause of three consecutive high school championships, which is so beautiful."

"The heroine of this drama has been praised to the extreme, only the elder brother praises the younger sister, it will be like this!"

"How high is the sky, you can climb it with both hands; If you fall, dare to challenge and compete again! The theme is very profound! Youth inspirational classics! And there is no kiss scene in the whole play, a pure inspirational drama! The Cantonese version of the theme song is also very exciting and classic, and I look forward to the Chinese version being starred. Like one! ”

"I think the most fierce fight scene in the film is the fierce battle between Zhou Yi and Teng Tiangang, which is really violent and dangerous. Looking forward to the two national masters reproducing the peak duel in the movie, it must be very good-looking and worth looking forward to. ”

"You know what? In the last scene, many industry bigwigs have cameos, and it is said that the floor cleaners who injured the actor were all cameos by investors, and until the last scene, he did not replace this role, and he was still the floor cleaner, and he was really drunk. Many of those hosts, referees, guests, etc., are industry celebrities from the Kongtongshan Club of Tsinghua University. How many can you recognize? ”

Is this a game of guess and see?

However, this is a pre-designed publicity routine to arouse the interest of netizens.

Nowadays, there is indeed a lot of discussion on the Internet, and praise is endless.

Zhou Yi's Weibo has hung up a large high-definition poster of the TV series, and the ratings of Huasheng Terrestrial Station in eastern Guangdong are prominently marked in large exquisite artistic fonts in the middle for fans to see. The artists did a very beautiful job, and the feedback from the publicity department was also very timely.

It's going to be on the stars on Friday, so of course you have to be in front of the picture.

Many fans expressed anticipation.

"Looking forward to the TV series being released on Huasheng Satellite TV on Friday, everyone can finally see it."

"Brother and sister are of the same heart, their profits are broken, and I wish the ratings to break three. It is estimated that the ratings will be higher after the star. ”

"Huasheng Satellite TV is very fast, it's still very crisp, it's very powerful, it's not as grinding and procrastinating as Star TV, and it only shows charity night videos on Saturday. But they won't bump into each other! Can you stagger the broadcast time? ”

"Both programs have His Royal Highness, it's really troublesome, I still want to see One Finger Zen! What can I do? ”

"I guess the TV series will stop for a day! After all, the charity night has a great influence, there are many stars, and there are all kinds of gimmicks, and now the publicity momentum is up, and no TV series can fight head-on. ”

"Who knows? But soon there will be online videos, and that's okay. If you can't see it, you can go online to see it, or adjust the channel on both sides. You guys are so stupid, just stare at the TV and the Internet at the same time! ”

"Is that watching a TV series? Exhausted! ”

"Haha! It's so hard to chase stars, you guys are really interesting, and it's not enough to have two eyes. ”

"Congratulations to His Royal Highness for winning the honorary title of 'Moving China' Chinese Good Brother of the Year in 2015!"

"Good brother of Huaxia...... Sweat! ”

Zhou Yi and his sister couldn't laugh or cry when they saw this kind of comment.

Tang Yanjiao snorted in a coquettish voice: "Huaxia bad brother! ”

The little girl will be spoiled, this is the little girl's natural power and exclusive skills, and she has no teacher.

and the movie poster of "Rushing to the Sky Tower" was also reposted on Weibo, marked with a large box office figure, 497 million Chinese yuan, and a line of small print below, only 3 million short of 500 million box office.

Many fans have expressed their support for the box office and will definitely help promote it, and the box office will break 500 million next week.

I wish His Highness in advance to smash the threshold of 500 million.

In addition, Zhou Yi's physical education class test results and photos were also sent out yesterday for fans to enjoy.

The live show of Kaoba officially kicked off and ushered in a good start.

In order to help Lang Wei Sports do publicity and fulfill the obligation of spokesperson, Zhou Yi was also printed with advertising slogans by the artist on the photo of Lang Wei sports performance series suit, such as "Lang Wei, let change happen", "Let sports become a hobby, my state is not offline" and so on.

It's not about asking for money, sportswear is a necessity in itself.

Fans usually have to exercise and fitness, and it is not to buy sportswear from anyone, of course, to buy products endorsed by idols, and by the way, you can also chase stars, how good is this! And with celebrity endorsement clothing, it will look more stylish when worn out, and you can show off after the same style.

Especially the fans who love face, when they wear their clothes out, no one knows the goods, of course they don't want to.

Of course, this kind of endorsement is fine.

Lang Wei Sports will also be very satisfied.

Of course, Zhou Yi will not only wear a talented formal suit to take pictures, ignore Lang Wei's feelings, and try to be as comprehensive as possible.

Fans saw it and were very happy.

Another fan said: "Watching His Highness's Weibo is even more fun than watching reality shows and variety shows." ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! There is fresh and good material every day, just like watching news broadcasts, I now have developed a good habit of reading Weibo every day in addition to watching the news every day, and I just want to see what other good news can break out. ”

"There are also a lot of fan comments, reading comments is more fun than reading Weibo, everyone is very active!"

"Your Highness's Weibo is good because there are always new things, unlike some celebrities who have no material to fry, and they always stir up old things over and over again, which is boring."

"Hype is also technical work."

"This is indeed the strength of His Highness itself, there are some things, without that strength, you can't fry it if you want to."

"Looking at His Highness's physical education exam, with one-arm pull-ups, it is estimated that the physical education teacher has a feeling of lovelessness."

"If that's not enough, who can get a full score?"

"What is this? Do you still remember the video of His Royal Highness playing with rings during military training? That's called professionalism. I showed it to professional athletes, and everyone said it was very professional. My friends practice gymnastics in a sports school, and they all say that their rings are not so standard. ”

"Now I'm waiting to see what His Highness's one-finger Zen looks like."

"These are real kung fu, so powerful. Without this kind of ability, it is true that you can't stir it up if you want to. ”

"You know what? Ken Ito, the king of music, filmed His Royal Highness's songs on charity night and is planning to release a new album! The news has been announced on his Weibo that the new album is in full swing. The original title song was changed to a secondary title song, and the new title song was replaced by "Forget the Love Water" written by His Royal Highness, which is said to be very good. His Highness has a cappella performance on Charity Night, but the King of Heaven must sing better, so I'm waiting to hear it. ”

"Yes! I also know the news. Yi Tianwang has a new album, and the title of the album has been deliberately changed to "Forget Love Water", which is an album of the same name, obviously attaches great importance to this song, let's wait for the good news! ”

The online discussion is really lively.

No wonder Zhou Yi is in the mood to invite the little girls to eat turkey at night!

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