Chapter 285 of the main text volume, Li Kitten's daily life

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Like many young people of the same age, Li Kitten's spare time every month is clearly divided into two parts: front and back.

In the first half, mainly for about ten days after the salary, I went shopping with my girlfriends every day to eat, buy, buy, pat my beauty, and praise in the circle of friends; In the second half, it was the next half a month, the salary was spent, and the credit card exploded again, so I nested in the apartment to surf the Internet, play games, watch online dramas, participate in all kinds of tearing battles in the forum post bar, or watch the game.

That afternoon, Li Xiaomei returned to the apartment after work, tiptoed off his high heels after entering the door, threw the bag on the bed, walked into the bathroom and took off the straight OL professional clothes, tore off the stockings and stuffed them into the washing machine, held the washbasin with one hand, and the other hand reached in from the small vest on his back and twisted twice, pulling out a pink bra and hanging it on the shelf on the wall.

"Ah, I'm exhausted!"

Taking off these restraints, Li Xiaomei only felt relaxed, changed into a set of loose cartoon pajamas, and rubbed her hair vigorously in the mirror.

Pulling on HelloKitty's slippers, Li Kitten yawned and returned to the bedroom, fell on the big, soft bed with his back to the sky, and pulled the big pillow with the big cat's head behind his waist.

"Ah, it's so boring, it's so boring, my boyfriend is more annoying than a dog, but I'm very lonely without a boyfriend......" Li Xiaomei muttered as she turned on her laptop to surf the Internet.

She has been chasing several online dramas recently, one of which 'Kill Unexpectedly' will be updated today, she clicked on the official website, and sure enough, she saw that the latest episode had come out.

This drama was first recommended by a colleague in their unit, and there are many young people in the unit, and many people are chasing this drama. After watching the first episode, Li Kitten was immediately attracted by the funny plot, exaggerated character performances and one of the unexpected plot reversals.

Generally, whether it is TV or movies, it tells a complete big story. Whether the shooting is good or not, whether the plot is exciting or not, but it looks very tiring. But the unexpected, but it broke through the traditional model, relying on nonsensical and humorous clips to put together, appearing in a way similar to a sketch drama. When watching, it doesn't bring any pressure to people, and there is nothing sadistic, and it brings people a very relaxed smile after heavy work, which is very suitable for today's fast-paced life.

However, this kind of drama also has a fatal flaw: it lacks a main story line, which is not as good as traditional dramas that can always arouse the curiosity of the audience, and the audience's appetite can't help but look down; At the same time, because the funny way is also similar, so after the freshness of the beginning has passed. It is easy to produce aesthetic fatigue.

Li Kitten belongs to the category of passers-by who turn fans, not senior fans, when they have nothing to do, look to pass the time and enjoy the mood. After watching the first season in one go, in the second season, I really got a little aesthetic fatigue, although I will chase every episode, but I won't stay in front of the computer and wait for the release of the next episode.

"La-la, la-la-la...... Kill unexpected...... Lala......" A familiar opening music came out of the computer speakers, and every time I heard this little key. Li Kitten has a very relaxed feeling.

"I don't know if there's anything fun in this episode......" Li Kitten said to herself with a smile.

Next, the screen went black, and a male voice pretending to be serious, but clearly had a strong funny temperament. That is, the 'personal reading' of the beast's promise:

This episode is sponsored and aired by Yangchuan Daishing Liquor. Great sage wine, youth wine, friendship wine, healthy wine, monkey wine!

At the same time, it is clear on the screen that there are cheap special effect subtitles typed out by ORD.

"What the hell is the Great Sage Wine? Monkey King? What is also called monkey wine? Do monkeys make wine?! ”

Just the first sentence, a large number of questions appeared in Li Xiaomei's mind, and his curiosity was also mobilized, and he continued to stare at the screen intently.

The synopsis of the episode flashed across the screen.

Like every previous episode, this paragraph is so fast that people don't have time to watch it before they switch over, Li Xiaomei can only capture a few keywords from the white words on the screen,

Father-in-law, winery, hopping king......

Next, the dull face of the male protagonist Baike filled the entire screen, and he introduced himself in a voice that was more funny than calling a beast:

"My name is Copper Sledgehammer, and on the surface I look like a hard brick movers, but in fact, my real identity is a professional fitness man, and since I was in development, I have been practicing my hot biceps every day......

Just as the copper sledgehammer showed off his fiery biceps, a bright red brick fell from the sky and struck him exactly in the back of the head.

"Copper sledgehammer, roll over and move bricks!"

"Well, after five years of hard work of eighteen hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, I finally saved enough money for a down payment on a house, and today I can walk into Xiaomei, the upscale and luxurious neighborhood where my girlfriend's family lives, and propose to her parents...... Hee-hee, I'm still a little excited when I think about it......"

The screen shifts to a simple shed on the construction site. A line of words typed out by ORD flew out from the top of the shed: Xiaomeijia in the high-end Haohua community.

The copper sledgehammer was stunned: "I have a big fork, am I mistaken, this is obviously the commissary in the shed, when did the little beauty family fall to this point?" And this is too perfunctory, even the luxurious Hao is wrong! No matter what, in short, I must get the consent of Xiaomei's parents today, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the pinnacle of life, even if I bet on my hot biceps! ”

As she said proudly, Xiaomei rushed out of the shed in a ragged suit, threw herself into the arms of the copper sledgehammer and cried loudly: "Brother Sledgehammer, I can't marry you anymore!" ”

"Ahh Yes! Why is this happening! "The copper sledgehammer is like being hit by five thunderbolts.

Then, as expected, five bold lines in the sky were drawn with indos drawing prints.

Probably worried that the audience wouldn't know what this was, and deliberately added a few crooked big words on the side: Five Thunder. An arrow pointed to the head of the copper sledgehammer with the words 'Boom' written on the side......

The scene shifts to the room, where the little beautiful father played by the beast is lying on the bed coughing violently, and with each cough, a mass of irregular polygons drawn by ORD drawings will explode on the screen, with 'blood' written in big red lettering.

"Sure enough, it's a bloody scene! Uncle. What's wrong with you! Why isn't it dead yet, oh no, why does it look like it's going to die! ”

"Ahem, sledgehammer. Here's the situation......"

The scene changes and comes to a beautiful environment in the deep mountains.

"Unexpectedly, Xiaomei's father is terminally ill, and he can only be treated with the Great Sage Wine produced in Qinling. So I must now infiltrate the Great Sage Wine Industry and obtain the Legendary level item: Marrying the Great Sage Wine of Little Beauty! Although I think it's definitely advertising. But for Xiaomei's sake, even if it's a bet on my biceps, it's not a mere advertisement?!

But I heard that the Dasheng Liquor Industry is full of crises and is full of terrible monsters, and no one has ever succeeded in stealing the Dasheng Liquor from the Daishing Liquor Industry...... What are you kidding, I'm a man with hot biceps like fire, could I be scared by a couple of brewers and an old man on duty?! Beating an elderly man over 60 and a child under 8 years old is as easy for me as looking at it. Wowhaha......"

The picture is swept through the deep mountains surrounded by clouds and fog, and the perspective of a copper sledgehammer is used to find the Great Sage Liquor Industry in the mountains.

When the picture was frozen on a classical pastoral-style building in the middle of the mountain, Li Xiaomei's eyes lit up, and he said to himself in a daze: "Yay? It's so familiar......"

At the same time, countless viewers who were watching this episode expressed the same feeling: "This winery is so familiar!" ”

As a casual player of World of Warcraft, Li Kitten reacted almost in the next second, this distillery looks very similar to the appearance of a dungeon 'Storm Distillery' in World of Warcraft's newly opened level 90.

The so-called 'extremely similar'. It seems that at first glance, it reminds people of the brewery in the game dungeon, because the style of the two is almost identical. But if you look closely, you will still find that there are many differences in the details. It's not the same thing.

At the gate of the distillery, with a vigorous and powerful brush, the inscription is written in six big characters: Yangchuan Dasheng Liquor!

The winery on the screen is completely surreal, completely different from the ordinary imaginary factory with chimneys and high cement strength, and only appears in cartoons or costume films, with a mountain spring stream not far away. The swaying of the waterwheel is a leisurely scene.

"Huh? When did the unexpected special effects become so hanging? Could it be that the beast finally fired the special effects team leader? ”

Li Xiaomei thought it was made of animation at first, but after the picture was closer, he realized that it was a real building.

"Wow, such a big deal? Just such a building will cost millions! Li Xiaomei was a little surprised, she is also engaged in animation-related industries, knowing that this kind of online drama, although it is very hot, but the real money earned is not as much as outsiders imagine, if an episode will cost millions to be the background, it is simply not a luxury can be described by two words.

Don't talk about this kind of low-cost online drama, even if it is a big movie with an investment of hundreds of millions, it is rare to build a real background, and most of them will choose to rent a film and television city to save costs.

In the picture, after the copper sledgehammer saw the Great Sage Liquor Industry from a distance, he laughed wildly: "Wowhaha, it turned out to be an old dilapidated house, there are no security guards, no city management, and even an old man who guards the door, what else can stop me from stealing the Great Sage Wine!" Hot biceps, come with me! ”

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