Zhang Xiaofan, male, 19 years old.

Born in Qingjiang Province, China, he is currently studying at Qingjiang University. Two days ago, he was abandoned by his girlfriend and went from an ordinary college dog to a single college dog.

"A bunch of pig teammates!"

Zhang Xiaofan, who was a super ghost in a row, smashed the mouse on the table, and his liver hurt with anger.

When people are unlucky, they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water. No, I was just dumped by my girlfriend, and I lost seventeen times in a row when I played LOL, and it was a dog.

"0 kills and 9 deaths, this is a lost one, brother will take you super god at night, now go to dinner." Roommate Zhu Yunda walked over and patted Zhang Xiaofan on the shoulder and said.

"No appetite."

Zhang Xiaofan shook his head, staring at the countdown to the resurrection on the screen, his eyes red. He didn't believe it, and he couldn't win today.

After Zhu Yunda left, only Zhang Xiaofan was left in the dormitory to fight alone. As for the other two animals in the dormitory, they had already run to the library to admire the beautiful women.

Bite!

Zhang Xiaofan manipulated the blind monk, all kinds of coquettish moves, and tried his best to provoke the god knife girl opposite. The mobile phone on the table suddenly rang.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't care and continued to taunt the other side.

Dingdingding......

Who would have thought that the phone entered the crazy mode and kept ringing.

"Who!"

Zhang Xiaofan's heart was on fire, and he grabbed his mobile phone and looked at it.

First message: Tai Bai Xing invites you to join the Heavenly Court chat group.

And then there's:

Tai Bai Xing invited Lei Gong to join the Heavenly Court Chat Group, Tai Bai Xing invited the God of Wealth to join the Heavenly Court Chat Group, and Tai Bai Xing invited Erlang God to join the Heavenly Court Chat Group......

Dense message prompts cover the entire chat box.

"What the hell!"

Zhang Xiaofan rolled his eyes and was about to quit this strange chat group.

The phone shook, and someone spoke.

Tai Bai Xing: Fellow Daoists, this Xingjun adheres to the will of the Jade Emperor and creates this chat group...... Balabala...... All the immortals gather here to build a harmonious heavenly court.

Lei Gong: It is worthy of being Taibai Xingjun, and his speaking level is high (an expression of adoration is added at the end)

Electric Mother: Sycophant! (plus three contempt emojis)

Lei Gong: Wife, woo woo (a series of sad expressions)

The guy with the ID of 'Erlang God' couldn't stand it anymore and jumped out: Hey, you two are enough, this is a heavenly court chat group, not a husband and wife love group.

Electric Mother: It's your business! (Three angry emojis)

Lei Gong: A single dog with a single dog! (disdainful emote)

Whooling Dog: Whew!

Erlang God took the Roaring Sky Dog and the Thunder Male Lightning Mother and fought in the group.

The God of Wealth suddenly made a nose-picking expression, indicating that he was watching the play.

Pick your nose! Pick your nose! Pick your nose!

Immediately afterwards, the Big Dipper Star Monarch, the Giant Spirit God, the Moon Elder, the Clairvoyant and other immortals all jumped out and began to swipe the screen frantically.

"I'll it, what a bunch of teases this is!"

Looking at the 'nose-picking' expression on the screen, Zhang Xiaofan was speechless for a moment, and was about to put down his mobile phone when another message popped up.

Tai Bai Xing: Don't make trouble, in order to celebrate the establishment of the Heavenly Court chat group, this Xingjun is ready to send red envelopes.

Claireye: Ask for red envelopes!

God of Wealth: Recently, I have been shy in my pocket, and I ask for a red envelope!

Yue Lao: I despise the upstairs, and ask for red envelopes by the way!

Then, a bunch of immortals began to bubble up for red envelopes, as well as brush up on cute expressions.

"Red envelopes!"

Zhang Xiaofan's eyes were glued to the screen, and his right hand, which had been single for 19 years, was ready to go.

Although, this is a chat group full of jokes, as long as you send red envelopes, it is a good chat group.

Bite!

The phone shook, and a big red envelope appeared on the screen.

Rob!

It's too late, it's too fast, Zhang Xiaofan popped out a yang finger like lightning and poked it on the screen, but ......

The hand is slow, and the red envelope is snatched up!

Looking at the prompt message on the screen, Zhang Xiaofan sighed in disappointment and clicked on 'Look at everyone's luck'.

The one with the best luck is the 'Chang'e Fairy', who has been diving, and has grabbed a hundred merit points. followed by Lei Gong, who grabbed sixty merit points. The eight immortals in the back only grabbed a fraction of the money.

"What the hell is a merit point, is it a new feature?" Zhang Xiaofan was a little puzzled.

At this time, the chat group became lively.

Fairy Chang'e: I'm sorry (shy expression)

Zhu Bajie: It is worthy of being a fairy of Chang'e, it is a clever mind (a flower)

Wu Gang: I went to cut down the tree just now, but I didn't grab the red envelope, Fairy Chang'e, look out the window (cold expression)

Fortuna: Alas, nothing was grabbed

Electric mother: Taibai Xingjun, your old man is in charge of the innate merit list, how can you send 200 merit points, it's too stingy, continue to send red envelopes (three cute expressions)

Claireye: Ask for red envelopes!

There are all kinds of red envelopes in the group, but it's a pity that the guy with the ID of 'Tai Platinum Star' dived and never bubbled again.

After waiting for half a minute, seeing that no one sent red envelopes, Zhang Xiaofan turned his mobile phone to Do Not Disturb mode and continued to play the game.

After losing three times in a row, he finally despaired and picked up his phone again.

The Heavenly Court chat group was full of messages, and I opened the chat records and looked at it, and there were all kinds of nonsense in it.

What kind of family-raised unicorn has cubs, where are the monsters in chaos again, and it's really annoying that it's about to cross the catastrophe...... The gods are chattering, it's just inexplicable.

"Mono, I entered a chat group in a psychiatric hospital."

Zhang Xiaofan thought in his heart, and a red light suddenly flashed on the screen of his mobile phone.

Someone has sent out red envelopes!

Zhang Xiaofan was excited, and hurriedly reached out to grab it.

The hand is slow, and the red envelope is snatched up!

Looking at the prompt message on the screen, Zhang Xiaofan was stunned. A hundred red envelopes were snatched up in an instant, and he didn't grab any of them.

What kind of hand speed is on the other side!

You must know that in various groups of relatives and friends, he has never lost in grabbing red envelopes, but he didn't expect to lose to a group of comics.

"The girl is gone, the game even knelt twenty times, and even lost the red envelope, I don't believe in evil anymore!" Zhang Xiaofan's eyes were red, like an angry bull, staring at the screen fiercely.

Djinn God: Haha, I grabbed the first place, five hundred gold ingots, thank you God of Wealth.

Electric Mother: The God of Wealth is generous, Mo Mo Da (three kiss expressions)

Lei Gong: Ahem (squint expression)

Wude Xingjun: God of Wealth, one more.

Fortuna: Gone on duty, flash (a running emoji)

Nezha: God of Wealth, don't run

……

"Third child, what are you doing?"

When Zhu Yunda returned from dinner, he saw Zhang Xiaofan holding his mobile phone and not moving, so he immediately asked curiously.

Among the four people in the bedroom, according to age, Zhang Xiaofan ranked third. The other three roommates, Zhu Yunda is the eldest, Li Han is the second, and Zhao Zihang is the fourth.

"Grab the red envelope!" Zhang Xiaofan replied without blinking.

"You're hopeless."

Zhu Yunda shook his head, returned to his position, turned on the computer, and started masturbating. It didn't take long for the other two roommates to come back, and when they saw Zhang Xiaofan's appearance, they all sighed secretly.

"The third child, isn't it just a woman?"

Li Han persuaded: "A certain great love saint said that if you go around this tree, there will be a forest behind you. ”

"Yes, Fang Li is not good-looking, why hang herself on her crooked neck tree. Tut-tut, let me tell you, today my second child and I saw the school flower Ling Qingxuan in the library, which is called a sinking fish and a wild goose, and the moon is shy ......"

As soon as Ling Qingxuan was mentioned, the fourth Zhao Zihang was like a river.

It's a pity that he plays the piano to the cow. Zhang Xiaofan concentrated on grabbing the red envelope and didn't listen to anything.

Twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, dormitory 201.

Zhu Yunda made a snoring sound, Li Han made a mouse-like grinding sound, Zhao Zihang hid in the quilt again to watch a small video, and Zhang Xiaofan lay on the bed, sleepy-eyed.

Bite!

Suddenly, the phone shook.

Zhang Xiaofan woke up instantly, grabbed his phone, and unlocked it. On the screen, a big red envelope is shining.