"Ye Fan, are you so bold that you dare not bird me?"

"Isn't it merry outside, so amorous that you don't even know your fiancée?"

"You wait for me, you'll look good when I go back, huh."

After speaking, he hung up the phone directly, if Ye Fan still doesn't know who this QQ is? Then Ye Fan really wanted to go to the doctor to see if his ears were sick, that's right, this person was Dong Xiaoyu who had ordered a baby kiss with Ye Fan.

Dong Xiaoyu originally didn't have Ye Fan's phone, Ye Fan's mobile phone has two mobile phone cards, one card is mainly to contact his family, and the card that contacts his family is the card bound to the QQ mobile phone number.

Ye Fan never thought that Dong Xiaoyu would have his own mobile phone number, it seems that his mother should have taken a fancy to this determined daughter-in-law, and her future path will be sad.

Dong Xiaoyu just scolded Ye Fan, but nothing else.

Ye Fan was scolded, as if he was not scolded, touched his ears, and found that his ears could still hear things, so he relaxed, dropped the mobile phone to charge on the bed, walked out of the room, and saw his mother playing with his mobile phone outside the door.

I walked over to my mother's side, asked my mother, and said, "Mom, when did Xiaoyu leave here?" ”

Seeing that Ye Fan finally asked about Dong Xiaoyu, Ye Fan's mother, as if she was crazy, stood up from the ground and said to Ye Fan: "Do you still know Dong Xiaoyu?" ”

"I thought you were going to be a single person in your life, and you didn't plan to get married, and your family gave you a blind date, you were good, let your mother help you go on a blind date, but you yourself don't know where to run to fool around, and now you're embarrassed to ask other girls here?"

"You said that you, a girl from other people, have come to your house, you should accompany others more, so that people are bored, they all leave here, and run back to work, you are still here to ask your mother, where is your daughter-in-law?"

"You can find it yourself, Mom, I don't know."

My mother went crazy, but there was no humanity to say, Ye Fan sounded, but his ears would be calloused, and when his mother said this, Ye Fan could only listen to his mother's nonsense very carefully.

Seeing that his mother finally stopped talking nonsense, Ye Fan ran into his room, took a power bank and mobile phone charger, and left home immediately.

Leaving home, Ye Fan looked at the time on his mobile phone, and found that it was still very early, so he walked up the mountain alone, went up to the mountain, found a place where there was no one, opened the passage in his hand, and continued to go back to the top of the heavenly court.

An hour later, Ye Fan appeared in the Heavenly Court Restaurant, Ye Fan, who was sitting in the restaurant, was tasting the Peking duck made by the God of Food, I really don't have to say, this is even more delicious than the world, whether it is the heat, or the ingredients, no matter which aspect, it is very suitable.

A duck, just like that, was eaten by Ye Fan to the point that he didn't even have the skin, the only thing left was those bones, usually Ye Fan didn't eat the skin, but the God of Food made it so delicious that Ye Fan was simply addicted to eating.

After eating, Ye Fan took out his fingers, wiped his mouth, and said to the god of food in front of him: "Not bad, not bad, it's so delicious, I still want to eat it, but it's a pity, my stomach can't eat, do you remember to leave a duck in the kitchen for me, and I have to take it down to my family to taste it?" ”

"Okay, God of Food, I'm full, you can take me to Fengbo's side now, take advantage of the low flow of people in the restaurant now, let's go now, otherwise going too late will hinder the business of the restaurant, those immortals will definitely come out for supper later, and the business will definitely be very hot, and if you go then, you will definitely lose a lot of merit."

The God of Food also nodded and said, "Then let's go, should I fly you over directly, or do I walk over step by step?" ”

If you are full and have nothing to do, now Ye Fan is the kind of person who has nothing to do when she is full, the god of food asked him whether he was walking or flying, of course Ye Fan chose to walk over.

How to say that you are also full and have nothing to do, if you fly over, two or three seconds have arrived, and the contents of your stomach have not been digested, then start talking about business, this is not good, giving people a bad face, talking about business with others, the most important thing is the face.

Hearing Ye Fan say walking, the God of Food can only accompany Ye Fan to walk, who let himself have a lot of mouth just now, what do you say to walk or fly over, if you say it yourself just now, then we will fly over now, right? How nice is that?

It's the night of the Heavenly Court, but it's not really night, it's just starting to go down, and it's the same in the Heavenly Court and the mortal world, and there is also a saying that the sun goes down.

"God of Food, how do you look like you're unhappy?"

Seeing that the God of Food was walking with a sad face, Ye Fan thought that the God of Food had encountered something unhappy, but in fact, the God of Food had encountered something unhappy, and the God of Food had encountered something.

Is it because I don't want to walk, I haven't walked a few times since I came to Heaven, and now I let myself walk, my mind supports it, but my body doesn't support it?

Especially if you are an old bone, walk halfway, rest for a while, that young person like you is energetic, walking is not only not a problem, but also more and more relaxed.

"Oh, my waist? It's finally here. ”

"Uncle Feng, get out of here, Lao Tzu's waist is about to break for you."

As soon as the god of food walked to the door of Feng Bo's shop, he shouted loudly inside, Ye Fan glanced around, although it was night, but the flow of people around was indeed a lot, and the business in the restaurant was the best, and the flow of people at that time when the most immortals were the same, seeing how much traffic there was, Ye Fan really didn't worry about why business was bad this time.

Originally, Ye Fan was afraid that if he opened here, the business would not be good, but now depending on the situation, the business is not good, it must be impossible, I don't know how good the business here is, now it is in the heavenly court, the time period for eating, the time period for eating, there is still a lot of traffic, you can imagine how terrifying it is when the most people flow.

Ye Fan stood outside and saw that this shop was very small, but when he followed the God of Food and walked inside, Ye Fan did not continue to suspect that Feng Bo was lying to himself, he originally saw how small the door of the shop was outside, that is, it was estimated that this shop was more than 100 square meters at most, but when he entered the inside, he saw that there was no limit.

"Uncle Feng, you finally came out, I thought you were deaf?"

After the god of food scolded Feng Bo, he thought to himself, for the sake of your friend, I walked over, and even my waist was open, you old man, why did you let me wait outside for a long time, can I not scold you?

How was Feng Bo scolded, touched his head, looked at the God of Food, and asked, "You are deaf, what are you looking for me?" ”

"If it's okay, I'll go to dinner."

"It's time to eat, you have nothing to do here, it's true."

After speaking, he looked at Ye Fan, glanced at Ye Fan, and then looked at the God of Food, and asked, "Who is this?" Why don't I seem to have seen this in Heaven? ”

"Won't it be?"

With a treacherous expression, he looked at the God of Food, then glanced at Ye Fan's face, and continued to turn his head back to look at the God of Food, after looking at it twice, Feng Bo said to the God of Food: "This, this can't be your private son, right?" ”

"Damn, it seems that it must be, how old are you, no wonder I thought you were so old, you only have one little daughter, it turns out that you have an illegitimate child outside?"

"God of Food, I can tell you, I don't take in illegitimate children here, you brought him here this time, he must have been discovered by your wife, you go out quickly, you go out quickly, otherwise I will tell your wife that you know that you are here."

Feng Bo is very shrewd, he can figure out everything, and wants to drive Ye Fan and the God of Food away, the God of Food just saw the expression of Uncle Feng, and thought that Uncle Feng knew everything, and also knew that this young man was here to rent your house, but when the God of Food heard it, he knew that Feng Bo suspected that he had an illegitimate child outside.

So thinking that he came here to avoid his daughter-in-law, the god of food was said to knock on the head of the wind man, who had no hair anymore, and said, "Have you watched too much TV?" ”

"Or have you watched too much Journey to the West?"

"What is this that there is an illegitimate child outside, I sue you, I am here to talk to you about business."

"It's me."

Ye Fan was too excited when he heard the God of Food, so he made a mistake and added a sentence next to the God of Food, who knows, the God of Food also replied: "I came to talk to you about business, do you know?" ”

"Is it me?"

Ye Fan saw that the God of Food's answer was wrong again, and immediately asked the God of Food to correct it.

The god of food replied, "Yes, it's me." ”

Seeing that the God of Food was still back to the mistake, Ye Fan said: "God of Food, you made a mistake, you go aside." ”

"Hello Uncle Feng, I am the Ye Fan who talked to you about business on QQ, I originally wanted to come to you tomorrow to talk about business, that is, to talk about cooperating with you in this shop, but I am very free today, so I will come over today."

Hearing Ye Fan's words, Feng Bo nodded and said, "Oh, it turns out that you are that Ye Fan?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm mistaken, God of Food, I'm wrong about you, that, I'm sorry?"

Feng Bo simply beat and scolded, scolded and scolded, apologized like the God of Food had no sincerity when nothing happened, and after apologizing, he walked in with Ye Fan.

Ye Fan was behind, following Feng Bo's progress and walking inside, but when he walked in, the speed was very slow, Ye Fan guessed that it was very likely to be indirectly related to Feng Bo's age, from the appearance, Ye Fan guessed that Feng Bo might be in his nineties.

Following Feng Bo inside, he quickly walked to the top of the second floor of the shop, the second floor, which is where Feng Bo now lives.

"Sit down first, and I'll pour you a cup of tea."

"Feng Bo, don't use overnight boiling water to make tea?"

When the God of Food heard Feng Bo say that he was going to make tea, he immediately reminded Feng Bo, and the God of Food still remembers that the last time he came here to find Feng Bo, Feng Bo made himself a cup of overnight tea.

I didn't know at first, I drank it, and finally drank it, and suddenly found that the taste of this tea was weird, and asked Feng Bo, Feng Bo touched his brain, and after a while, when the food god drank the cup of tea, he explained: "It seems that this boiling water is yesterday?" ”

The next day, a sentence of overnight boiling water the next day directly let the god of food spit out all the things he drank, thinking, you don't say it sooner, don't say it later, wait until you drink it before you say it, aren't you deliberately playing with me?

In addition to that time, there are many times, but the one that the God of Food remembers most clearly is the one three years ago, when the God of Food celebrated his birthday and invited Feng Bo to come over, because he opened a restaurant, of course, please drink tea in the restaurant together.

This Fengbo, when he comes, he is here, and he drinks tea, but this tea is not from the God of Food restaurant, but from his own, he took out the garbage tea he brought at home from his pocket, and directly replaced the tea on the dining table.

In the end, everyone thought that the God of Food deliberately took out these teas, if it wasn't for the God of Food to explain it clearly, the God of Food would still be scolded for his nose bone?

When Feng Bo heard the words of the God of Food, he replied to the God of Food and said, "You can give me a hundred hearts." ”

"I don't have Alzheimer's yet?"

The god of food replied disdainfully: "Cut, you don't have Alzheimer's disease, but you have ADHD." ”

was told by the god of food that he was not, Feng Bo said: "God of food, you try again, you try again, believe it or not, I will just throw you out of here later?" ”

Feng Bo can't fight the God of Food, he can only threaten the God of Food, and the God of Food is not the kind of person who casually listens to your threats, when he heard that Feng Bo was going to throw himself out, he said loudly to Feng Bo inside: "You try?" ”

"You can try, I'm not afraid of you, and, I'll sue you, believe it or not, I'll let Ye Shangxian not talk to you about business later, how arrogant do you dare to be, hum."

I haven't rented out my shop for a long time, and now when I hear what the God of Food said, think about the scene when I just came in, it seems that Ye Fan has always listened to the God of Food, if I really don't rent it, it will be troublesome?

Thinking of this, he quickly said to the God of Food: "That, that, I just joked, I just joked, don't you take it seriously, don't you take it seriously?" ”

Seeing that Feng Bo was scared, the god of food beat the dog with the stick, and said loudly: "Hmph, I'll take it seriously, what's wrong?" ”

"If you want us to rent from you, at least a seven-percent discount, otherwise you don't have to talk about it."

Feng Bo's eyes widened, stared at the God of Food and said, "Seven folds, God of Food, you won't wake up yet, right?" ”

"Seven folds, if it's seven folds, you still won't let me mix, seven folds, my God?"

"It's impossible, it's not going to work."

The God of Food is an expression that has eaten you, and when he saw Feng Bo saying no, he raised his head and said, "If it doesn't work, we'll go, Ye Shangxian, let's go." ”

After speaking, he stood up, of course Ye Fan also stood up, Ye Fan knew that this was a good opportunity to bargain, he had a lot of merit, it was not wrong, but no matter how much he had merit, it would be useful for a day, and there would be a lot of expenses in the future, if he could bargain, then bargain more.

In the distance, Feng Bo, who was still making tea, saw Ye Fan and the God of Food stand up, quickly took the brewed tea from there, and said to Ye Fan and the God of Food: "I was joking with you just now, don't you take it seriously, how can I mix this seven folds?" ”

Hearing Feng Bo's words, the God of Food had a very firm expression, and still said to Feng Bo: "Seven folds, more than seven folds, don't talk about it." ”