Liu Ra didn't know about Jiang Bo's dirty thoughts in his heart, and at this moment, he was preparing what he was going to say the next day.

Because the response to today's paragraph is not bad, Liu La is also more excited in her heart, and she feels that she is very motivated. People are like this, they need a sense of identity, and only with a sense of identity can there be emotions.

If there are books, it is long, and if there is no book, it is short, in the busy, the whole day passes quickly, and at five o'clock the next night, Tianqiao Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse, it is time for Liu La to say a stand-up again.

"Next, please continue to enjoy the stand-up comedy "Nine-Head Case", performed by Liu La."

With the host's words, Liu La slowly walked onto the stage, this time he didn't dare to talk any more nonsense, and first opened his mouth with a final poem:

"Qumu will bend in the end, and it is difficult to raise wolves as dogs.

The ink dyed the cormorant black not long ago, and the whitewashed crow was not strong.

Candied yellow lotus needs to be bitter in the end, and strong melons and fruits cannot be sweet.

Good things must be done by good people, how can mortals be immortals! ”

"Okay, Master Young Liu said it well."

"Young Master Liu, I love you!"

"Young Master Liu, how many heads can we talk about today?"

Just like yesterday, the audience shouted loudly at Liu La again.

Liu Laxiao: "Okay, thank you for loving me, you are really not dirty, but it's a pity that you are a man." I don't know why, all the people who love me now are men. ”

"Phew." Fans burst into laughter.

When Liu La and the fans joked with each other, in the corner of the stage, three men sat in a row expressionlessly. These three men have characteristics, one is tall and strong, one is not tall or fat, and the other is short and thin, yes, these three are the three apprentices of Jiang Bo who had already come once yesterday.

Just like yesterday, the three of them are still sitting in the same position as yesterday, and the big fat man is still holding the bag in his arms, and the bag is also equipped with a video recorder to record Liu Lai.

Maybe it's because Liu La's stand-up yesterday was good, or maybe it's because of today's catch up with the rest day, in short, there are more people coming to Zhang Yiyuan Teahouse today than yesterday, not to mention the pits and valleys, not only the seats are full, but even the aisle is full of audiences, and there are four more hanging on the top of the fan.

It was okay to have fewer people yesterday, but there are so many people today, and he is still secretly recording, the big fat man is a little nervous, sweating on the top of his head, he whispered to the two people around him: "Senior brother, there are too many people here today, shall we still video?" You can't be discovered, can you? ”

The thin man glanced at him: "No, don't be nervous, no one will pay attention to you, this is all about watching cross talk, it's okay, who pays attention to you, just don't blow it up yourself." ”

The fat man was a little timid, thought for a while, and then asked, "Senior brother, what if we are discovered?" It's not easy to run in this place, right? There are so many people around. ”

The thin man glanced at him: "Didn't I tell you, you just don't blow it up yourself, otherwise no one cares about you, you didn't see that there are more people with mobile phone videos next to you." ”

"Oh." The fat man glanced around and found that there were indeed many viewers in the teahouse who were holding mobile phones to record the video, so he didn't say anything more.

He didn't say anything, but the thin man still couldn't rest assured of him, and added: If no one finds out later, it's just that, if someone really finds out, don't say that you are talking about cross talk, you just say that you are a pirated website. ”

Hearing this, the fat man wondered: "Is it swollen?" Why? ”

"Why?" The thin man rolled his eyes: "Let me tell you, this place hates our mainstream cross talk world, but it is more powerful than hating pirated versions, if you say that you are a pirated version, at most people will be kicked out, but if you dare to say that you are talking about cross talk, you are choked enough to get out of the door alive......"

The fat man himself was a little hesitant, and he was even more scared when he was so frightened by the thin man, and he felt that a sudden burst of urine came to his crotch, and he couldn't hold it back. After enduring it for two or three minutes, he hurriedly said to the other two people: "Senior brother, it's no good, I'm going to the toilet, I can't hold it back, you two can help me record it for a while." ”

As he spoke, before the two of them could respond, the fat man stood up and handed the bag in his hand to the thin man at the same time. However, as soon as this person is fat, most of his body is not very flexible, and this fat man is the same, after he stood up, he didn't know why, he suddenly lost his balance, his body fell backwards, and he fell to the ground with a "poof".

With his general physique, as soon as he fell to the ground, it was like clearing the field, and the surrounding area was immediately knocked out by him by two or three square meters. The bag in his hand fell to the ground with him, and the video recorder in the bag was thrown out of the gap in the zipper.

"Hey, why does this guy have a VCR in his bag?"

"Oops, it's still being recorded!"

The surrounding audience immediately discovered the filthiness of this fat man, and they all started to talk about it.

The fat man was a little dazed, but he still remembered what the thin man said to him just now, and when he heard the discussion of the people around him, the fat man hurriedly shouted: "Don't get me wrong, I don't talk about cross talk, I'm a pirated website!" ”

The fat man was quite proud when he said this, thinking that I would be safe as soon as he said this, but what he never expected was that his voice had just fallen. A buddy next to him, who was originally very indifferent, suddenly stood up, his eyes were red, and he smashed the fat man with a teapot: "Oh, you, uncle, pirate-copy, I'll let you pirate-copy!" ”

"Oh my mother!" The fat man was beaten and ran away, crying dad and calling mother, and the people next to him couldn't stop the buddy, and finally the fat man rushed out of Zhang Yiyuan's teahouse in embarrassment. But he is also smart, and he has never broken that the two senior brothers next to him are with him.

Liu La also found out that something was wrong on stage, but before he could react, the fat man had already been beaten away by the guy who took the teapot just now.

"Oh, it's okay, let's sit down and continue watching." Liu La hurriedly appeased the audience a few words, and said with a smile while appeasing: "Dude, you are very ruthless, you are so fierce, you beat the master of the physique away with the teapot." ”

The guy who beat people scratched his head and looked embarrassed: "Young Master Liu, I'm sorry, my professional habits, I can't help but blow up the temple when I hear the word piracy-version." ”

Liu La smiled: "Hey, it's okay, I have to thank you." By the way, what do you do, you hate piracy so much, you are from the Internet Supervision Bureau? ”

The other party shook his head: "No, I started writing online novels." ”

"Oh, that's it!" Liu La and the other spectators present suddenly realized that they were sympathetic to the young man.

And the two accomplices of the fat man quietly scolded the mother. Thin man: "TM's, I finally put it back in the pirate, and I also met someone who wrote online novels." ”

The one who is neither fat nor thin comforted him: "Okay, let's be content, it's a loss to write online novels." If we run into a singer or something, we have to die on the spot, this can't be ......" (To be continued.) )