Hearing the child's voice, Ye Fan raised his head, followed the sound and looked over, when Ye Fan saw the child, his eyes showed a very curious expression.

What is the rhythm of this?

There were two horns on the child's head, and it was very similar to the pair of horns of the cow, seeing this pair of horns, Ye Fan couldn't help it, covered his mouth and laughed.

He said to the child, "I am your substitute teacher today, and your teacher has taken a leave of absence, so I will substitute for you this afternoon." ”

Bell, bell, bell....

As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, the class bell rang, and when he heard the class bell ringing, Ye Fan looked at the little child with a pair of horns and asked, "What's your name?" ”

"She's called Stingy."

The little kid with the horns just wanted to answer, but a girl who suddenly rushed in behind him scrambled to speak, Ye Fan heard someone speak earlier than the pair of children with horns, and looked at the girl behind.

looked at the girl and said, "Don't give nicknames to classmates, you know?" ”

was taught a lesson by Ye Fan, and the child who walked in behind was very unconvinced, and continued: "I didn't give him a nickname? His name was originally called Stingy. ”

"What?"

"His name is Stingy."

The little girl pouted at Ye Fan and said, "Yes, he is just called stingy, cow stingy, isn't it stingy, is it still bullish?" ”

burst

Ye Fan couldn't help it, covered his stomach and laughed, and said without the appearance of an adult at all: "Niu stingy, this name is interesting, really interesting." ”

"Alright, class, you two go back to your seats."

Niu Xiaoqi heard Ye Fan say that his name was interesting, and said to Ye Fan: "Is your name interesting?" ”

"My name is learned."

"Yes, yes, yes, your name is very knowledgeable, your grandfather hopes that you can be angry at this time when you are young, we don't know how many times we have heard you say, and knowledge, haha."

Seeing that Niu Xiaoqi was knowledgeable, the child who had just been against Niu Xiaoqi spoke again, interrupting Niu Xiaoqi's words, Niu Xiaoqi heard the little girl's words, and said disdainfully: "That's, my grandfather Bull Demon King, how can he also be a big man with a king character, how can he not be educated?" ”

"You think it's like your dad? It's just going to stir-fry, nothing but stir-frying, hum. ”

"Hmph, my dad can stir-fry, at least better than your dad, your dad can't do anything except breathe fire, cut."

Spitfire?

Cow?

Niu is stingy, surnamed Niu?

Summing up the three, Ye Fan suddenly burst into a rough mouthful, damn it, is this someone from the Niu family?

He looked at the two children below and said, "If you are disobedient, you will all go out and stand for me, and you will all go to class, and you don't know how to return to your seat." ”

Hearing Ye Fan's words, the two children could only walk back to their positions, but when they walked back, Niu Xiaoqi was still very unconvinced and looked at the little girl, Ye Fan just heard Niu Xiaoqi say, this girl's father can stir-fry, this heavenly court seems to only men can stir-fry, right?

This can't be the daughter of the god of food, right?

There should be this possibility, this temper, and the temper of the last time I chatted with myself, there should be a little imagination, it should be.

Seeing that everyone was back to their seats, Ye Fan took out the key that the Seven Fairies had just thrown to him, opened the drawer on the podium, and took out a Chinese textbook from it.

Open the textbook and see the words on the Chinese textbook, Ye Fan almost fainted, this, this, this turned out to be all ancient words, fortunately, I have studied history and studied ancient words, half of the words in the book Ye Fan is not very good, I have studied it, it does not mean that I understand all of them.

There are a lot of notes in the book, Ye Fan took a look, and saw that the notes only did the first lesson of the second unit, and the rest did not take notes, that is, they did not go up, since they did not go up, then take a class from here, hit this lesson, and glanced below.

Ye Fan can see everyone's names from the seating table in the classroom, and the woman who just spoke is called Shi Xiaoyun, the surname of the God of Food is Shi, the surname of the God of Food is Shi, Ye Fan is even more sure that this woman is the daughter of the God of Food.

"Let's open the first lesson of the second unit and read it, I just read it, and the content of the book is not very important, so I just teach new words, okay, let's read the book first."

"Teacher, I have a question."

As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, before he sat down, he heard Niu Xiaoqi calling himself, and when he heard Niu Xiaoqi's words, Ye Fan looked at Niu Xiaoqi and asked, "What's the problem, next time you raise your hand, do you know?" ”

Niu stingy: "Why does one plus one equal two, not three?" ”

Ye Fan's eyes widened, staring at Niu Stingy, and said with an expression of eagerness to eat Niu Stingy: "Is your Chinese taught by a math teacher?" In Chinese class, if you ask any math questions, you will ask them again in the next class. ”

Niu stingy: "Got it." ”

After finishing speaking, he sat down, and before he sat down for a while, he suddenly raised his hand again, and seeing Niu Xiaoqi raising his hand, Ye Fan looked at Niu Xiaoqi and said, "Stand up and say, what's the problem?" ”

"Teacher, why is one plus one equal to two?"

Ye Fan heard the same question, and replied to Niu Xiaoqi below: "I'll ask again in the next class, this class is Chinese, you ask Chinese questions, okay?" ”

"Don't disturb everyone reading."

Niu Xiaoqi said very naughtily: "I'm just asking about language?" ”

"One plus one, this one, isn't it the one of language? Both of them are one of the language, why is it equal to two, not three? ”

One, that is, the one written in the text, and two, is also the word in the language, this stinginess just caught the loophole of the text.

Hearing how annoying Niu was stingy, Ye Fan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and directly asked him to say why it was equal to three.

"You say one plus one equals three? Right? ”

"Tell me why it's equal to three?"

Niu stingy said very reasonably: "My dad and mom add up, and finally conjure up my stinginess, my dad, my mommy, and me, the three add up, isn't this equal to three?" ”

Ye Fan......

Ye Fan was speechless, but Ye Fan didn't bother to continue to talk to this cow stingy, this cow stingy was clearly here to make trouble, and said to Niu stingy: "Yes, yes, yes, you said that it is equal to three, then it is equal to three, it may be that someone else has miscalculated, you sit down, don't hinder everyone from learning." ”

Niu stingy: "Oh, I'll just sit down." ”

After a minute, Ye Fan had just sorted out the information for a while, and the information had not yet been sorted out, so the cow stood up again and asked loudly: "Teacher, why is one plus one equal to one?" ”

Ye Fan was speechless for a while......

He said impatiently, "If you read your current textbook, I'll tell you why?" ”

The first time he asked, Ye Fan suspected that this cow was deliberately naughty, but the second time he asked like this, Ye Fan was 100% sure.

Niu Xiaoqi heard Ye Fan's voice, sat down very quietly, and stopped asking Ye Fan questions.