Liu Tong looked at the bread in Feng Xiaolazi's hand and was stunned, and ran to the door as soon as he came back to his senses, and after sneakily going out to look at it twice, he pounced in front of Feng Xiaolazy with a serious face: "Wife, have you evolved a spatial ability?" ”

"Uh...... "It's not your wife anymore!" Bastard!

"Wife!" Liu Tong frowned and hesitated for a moment, lowered his voice and leaned in front of Feng Xiaolazy and said, "Don't show this hand in front of others!" So many people want to rob you, I can't stop it! ”

"I said that I am not your wife!!"

"Rest assured! Don't be afraid even if they come hard! Husband protects you! ”

"......" put Nima's heart! The old lady is even more worried, okay?!

Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes, and didn't bother to correct the joke, so he took it apart and began to nibble on it.

After nibbling on the bread, drinking a can of milk by the way, and feeding herself, she saw that Liu Tong was swallowing saliva and staring at the milk carton and bread bag she had drunk.

Seeing that Feng Xiaolazy looked over, he showed his big yellow teeth and smiled: "Is my wife tired?" Do you want us to sleep first? ”

"......" Feng Xiaolazi, who was originally going to take out his pocket and give the tower a bread, immediately stopped his movements, "Who is your wife?!! ”

"You, you!" Liu Tong's black face began to blush again. Do you have to roll the sheets when you sleep? I'm so excited!!

"......" Feng Xiaolazy began to look at Liu Tong, not knowing how successful she was in dissecting the orangutan and then throwing the corpse.

Although the difference between the two is a bit big, she has high-tech weapons!

didn't wait for Feng Xiaolazy to plan how to kill people and divide the corpse. didn't wait for Liu Tong to scratch his ears and cheeks and think about how to roll the sheets, and a figure flashed in.

"Lazy! How are you! Lian Hua looked guilty, squeezed away the gorilla Liu Tong held the wind lazy face and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" I didn't see the wind, were you hungry? Are you thirsty? ”

Feng Xiaolazy thought about it seriously and said seriously: "Lianhua, I think I'm injured." ”

"Huh?" Lian Hua looked shocked, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to hug Feng Xiaolazi, and began to grope up and down, "Where is the injury?" How can it hurt? "Didn't you say that the good little lazy defense is invincible? The defensive shield was eaten by bugs? How to cure a wounded soul! Waiting online, in a hurry!

Feng Xiaolazy waited silently for him to grope for a while. Then he reached out and covered his chest: "My heart." Hurt! "In the past, Lian Hua's eyes were full of her, but since she learned fortune-telling with Bai Banxian, there is no more her! Woo woo woo, this has been blown away for so long to find it! If it's a step later, maybe she'll have to sleep with Liu! That's right. What about Liu Tong?

Liu Tong was all over the house looking for a good weapon. The kind that can kill Lian Hua with one blow. Who dares to touch his wife! Is it easy for him to pick up a wife? Yes!

Finally, he found a loose stone from the door and pulled it out. Lifting it up again, with a hideous face, he staggered towards Lianhua.

"Put! Open! I! Old! Old woman! ”

Bang! The stone chips are flying, which proves that the weapon in Liu Tong's hand is indeed a genuine good stone, and it also proves Liu Tong's extraordinary strength!

Lian Hua frowned, patted off the stone chips on the back of his head and body, and turned his head to look at Liu Tong, who was confused: "Little lazy, did he hurt your heart?" ”

"...... "Manima is paralyzed...... Did the old lady get hurt by an orangutan? What the old lady means, can your uncle turn his attention back to the old lady and feed it!!

Liu Tong tightened his hands, and with another force, he shouted: "Die, die, die!" My wife is mine! ”

"......" Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes, forget it, don't care, who am I, why did I come to this world, and where am I going......

Lian Hua, who had been hit by another stone, was stunned, looked at Feng Xiaolazy in a daze, and then looked at Liu Tong in a daze......

What's going on! Just one day, right? Is there a twenty-four hour? Why did the little sloth become someone else's wife? And! Or is it an orangutan?!

Wait a minute! This orangutan seems to have evolved from humans!

That won't work either! So ugly!

Huh? Does the little lazy like this type? Love at first sight?

Although he knew that sooner or later there would be such a day, he would marry Feng Xiaolazy out of his hands, watch her have children, and watch her become someone else's bride.

Should he call this male human uncle?

……

I don't know why the center processor is suddenly poorly ventilated and a little stuffy.

It must be because my uncle is so ugly......

Huh? The little lazy will be pregnant in the future, will she give birth to a monkey cub or a human cub?

"That, lazy, this ...... Uh......" Lian Hua swallowed his saliva, frowned for a long time and then sighed, "Little lazy, it's terrible to inherit this kind of thing!" ”

"What do you mean?" How did it come down to genetics?

"No, it's not interesting!" Lian Hua hurriedly waved his hand, forget it, even if Xiao Lazy lays two eggs, he will take good care of the eggs! Well!

Liu Tong only reacted at this time: "Wife, do you know him?" ”

"Nonsense!" Feng Xiaolazi, who didn't want to be entangled, nodded directly, "Lianhua is just like my brother!" ”

"Hehe...... Liu Tong hurriedly threw away the stone, touched the back of his head with one hand and began to smirk, and handed it out with the other, "Brother-in-law, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" ”

"......" The corners of Lian Hua's mouth twitched, and he looked at Feng Xiaolazy in embarrassment, seeing that she was unmoved, so he had to put his little hand up, "Hello ......"

The little lazy likes it like this...... So can he refer to the shape of the ape?

Lian Hua has been a little sad lately. Originally, he thought that he could be regarded as knowledgeable about astronomy, geography, and more than 5,000 years of history...... Well, he doesn't know exactly what will happen in the future.

But that wasn't the point of his sorrow!

What saddened him the most! There is such a thing as I Ching in this world! I can deduce the future!!

In line with rigorous anti-superstition, Lian Hua, who firmly believes in science, also specially watched Bai Banxian's fortune-telling process.

I don't know if I don't watch, and I'm shocked when I watch! It's really accurate!!

Lian Hua suddenly felt that every code on his body was clamoring for progress!

He thought about it and felt that it was necessary to copy this knowledge base! So, he followed the white half-immortal to the east and north, looked at the stars and meditated, and recited the I Ching on the left and the right to tell the hexagram.

He wants to learn to be omnipotent, as Xiao Lazy said, learn one more skill, and say one less word of begging!

Well! For the lazy one! Learn!

But! He's only been studying hard for a few days!

The little lazy even has a husband?!

Unacceptable!

It's true!

He's 10,000 times better than that orangutan!

At least from his point of view, it's still better looking at humans without hair!

Well! It's definitely not because his central processor faintly doesn't want to be lazy to marry! (To be continued.) )

PS: Today is really a sad day......