Chapter 305: Hey, You Fart!
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"Hmph, you don't have respect for your elders, isn't it uneducated?" The woman looked at Lan Xiaolan and said provocatively.
Lan Xiaolan's lungs were about to explode, and she wanted to go up and scratch this woman to death, and was about to have a seizure, but she was stopped by Lan Yaocheng, and said with a blue face: "Today, I don't allow you to mess around, do you hear?" ”
Lan Xiaolan was about to cry, but she also knew that it would not look good if she made trouble today, so she had to wipe her tears and turn around and leave, Xiao Qin'er and the others immediately stepped forward to comfort her.
"Hmph, this woman is so bad, so annoying, Miss Ben has to teach her a lesson." Xiao Qin'er said angrily.
It is really unreasonable to dare to bully her good sister, and after speaking, she will go up to Yang Qiuli to settle accounts.
Yan Ying hurriedly grabbed her and said, "Forget it, what she said is also Xiaolan's aunt, today is another happy day, if it makes trouble, it will make people laugh." ”
Xiao Qin'er thought about it, indeed, this time is indeed not a good time to settle accounts, but she couldn't swallow this breath for a while, and she was uncomfortable.
When she saw Yan Feng, whose face was also ugly, her eyes immediately lit up, and she stepped forward and said, "Stinky rascal, I will arrange a task for you." ”
"What's the mission?" Yan Feng said. The best master of the flower capital 305
Xiao Qin'er pointed at Yang Qiuli and said, "Go and teach her a lesson for me." ”
Yan Feng's face darkened and said, "I never hit a woman." ”
Although he also hates Yang Qiuli, he won't beat her, if it spreads, his reputation as Yan Dashao will be ruined.
"Who told you to hit her?"
"Then how do you let me teach her?" Yan Feng asked.
"I don't care about this, as long as she knows that it's powerful, it's best to make a fool of herself in public, get out of here, I hate it when I look at her, and dirty my aunt's milk's eyes." Xiao Qin'er said angrily.
Yan Feng's eyes immediately lit up, he smiled, patted his chest and said, "This is easy to do, I guarantee the completion of the task, you come here, let's discuss." ”
After saying that, a group of people gathered around and whispered a plot.
When Yan Feng finished talking about his plan, all the women looked weird, and Yan Ying scolded with a red face: "Dead pervert, stinky rascal!" ”
Lan Xiaolan said with embarrassment: "Isn't this good?" ”
Lan Xiaolan and Lang Xuexin have the best relationship, seeing her being bullied, Lang Xuexin was also the most angry, and said, "What's wrong?" She bullied you like that, and that's light. ”
Xiao Qin'er patted Yan Feng's shoulder and said with a smile: "Stinky rascal, I really didn't misunderstand you, you are indeed despicable and obscene enough, but Miss Ben likes it." ”
Yan Feng's face was black, and he said it as if he was complimenting, but why did it sound so awkward?
Chen Xiaokang and Yang Qiuli sat at the most conspicuous table in the hall, and Yang Qiuli said with some dissatisfaction: "When will you do it?" ”
Chen Xiaokang smiled and said, "Don't worry, haven't you seen a lot of big names here today?" This is the best time to make a name for yourself. If we do it now, at most we will get an ordinary hotel, and after they make the hotel famous, it will be different for us to do it again, maybe it will be another Chunyang Building. "The master's master of the flower capital 305
Yang Qiuli's eyes suddenly emitted a greedy light, she had heard of Chunyang Building, although it was only a hotel, but it was more than just a hotel.
If Tianxin Hotel really becomes like Chunyang Building and falls into their hands again, then what they get is not only a fortune, but more status, and they may even directly become high-class people.
But she said with some concern: "Your plan is good, but I heard that this hotel still has shares in the Xiao family, and your sister will give you the hotel lightly?" Will the Xiao family "interfere"? ”
Chen Xiaokang smiled confidently: "You don't have to worry about this, I know very well the behavior of my sister and brother-in-law, and they will be repaid." If they hadn't taken refuge in our Chen family back then, it would have been a bit difficult, but now, as long as they bring up the things of the year, even if they don't want to give it, they have to give it. ”
He is very accurate at this point, Lan Yaocheng is a bright and upright person, although he was driven out by the Chen family back then, but after all, he was also taken in for a period of time, and there are some favors, if Chen Xiaokang asks for it, Lan Yao will repay the favor, and he will indeed not refuse.
"As for the Xiao family, it's not a big problem, all I want is my sister's share, as long as my sister and brother-in-law agree, they can't do anything."
Yang Qiuli was still a little worried and said, "But what if the Xiao family uses the means? ”
No one in the Xiao family knows the name of the Xiao family in Shanghai, and if you want to deal with a little person like them, it is easier than swatting a fly to death, and it has to be worrying.
"Then there's nothing to be afraid of, don't forget it, there is still Zhang Dashao standing behind us, no matter how powerful his Xiao family is, do you dare to go against Zhang Dashao?"
Hearing Zhang Dashao, Yang Qiuli finally put her mind at ease.
Suddenly, Lan Xiaolan came over with a group of people, only to see Lan Xiaolan say with a remorseful face: "Uncle, aunt, just now Xiaolan was ignorant and said some nonsense, don't be angry with me, okay?" ”
Both of them were stunned, this girl was fierce and vicious just now, how could she be like a good baby who knew what she had done in a blink of an eye?
Seeing that the two were still stunned, Xiao Qin'er hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Oh, Xiaolan is not sensible, aunt, don't be angry anymore, you look so beautiful, you are always angry and wrinkled." ”
As long as she is a woman, there is no one who doesn't like others saying that she is beautiful, Yang Qiuli's brows began to stretch, and she snorted coldly: "It's just a child, how can I be angry with her?" In the future, you just need to know how to respect your elders. ”
When Lan Xiaolan heard this, she was immediately angry, Xiao Qin'er immediately took Yang Qiuli's hand, and said with an affectionate hand: "Yes, yes, aunt, you are so good, not only generous, but also so beautiful, you must have been more beautiful when you were young, right?" Uncle is so blessed that he can catch you. ”
"Hehe, no, I didn't know if it was a wrong tendon at the beginning, but I actually fell in love with him."
It is said that coaxing people to death does not pay for their lives, Xiao Qin'er praised Yang Qiuli in a few words, squinted her eyes, and the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes could kill flies.
Yan Feng stepped forward and said to Chen Xiaokang with a smile: "Uncle, hello, my name is Yan Feng, and I am Xiaolan's brother. ”
"Hehe, you are Xiao Feng, I heard your godfather and godmother mention you."
Since he planned not to do it for the time being, Chen Xiaokang didn't want to stiffen the relationship, so he politely stretched out his hand.
After shaking hands with Chen Xiaokang, Yan Feng stretched out his hand to Yang Qiuli again and said, "Hello, aunt." ”
Yang Qiuli leaned Yan Feng before stretching out her hand and said, "You are Xiaoxue's godson?" That's right, I can't give birth to a son, so I can be regarded as having a son. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was angry, but Yan Feng gently patted Yang Qiuli's arm with his hand, and said with a smile: "Aunt is right, hehe, hey, you farted!" ”
"You're farting!" Yang Qiuli suddenly said angrily.
Poof!
Suddenly, there was a sound, everyone smelled a foul smell, Yan Feng covered his nose and pointed at Yang Qiuli's ass and said, "Everyone heard it, you are really farting!" ”
Yang Qiuli's face turned red with anger, and the powder rubbed on it fell down like the paint on the wall blank.
Puff puff!
Suddenly, there was a continuous sound, and Yang Qiuli actually let out several loud farts in a row, which immediately attracted all the attention.
Xiao Qin'er shouted: "My God, I've never seen such a fart, do you say such a way to fart, will it bring out the stool?" ”
Everyone was chilled, this little girl looked so watery, why did she talk so disgusting?
But as soon as she finished speaking, a strange scene appeared.
Puff puff!
Suddenly, there was a series of popping sounds, and the white "color" skirt behind Yang Qiuli was suddenly wet, and it was still yellow, Yang Qiuli actually brought out that thing.
"Damn, I really brought the poop out."
"It's disgusting, it stinks!"
"Haha, pooping in public, it's the first time I've seen it, hurry up and take a picture and upload it on the Internet!"
Seeing someone take out their mobile phone and keep flashing the flashing lights, Yang Qiuli finally reacted, screamed and ran to the bathroom with her buttocks covered, and there were nausea and coaxing behind her.
Xiao Qin'er covered her nose and said, "Bah, it's so disgusting, it stinks to me." ”
Lang Xuexin said coldly: "She really deserves to bully Xiaolan!" ”
Chen Xiaokang's face turned blue, his own woman was so ugly in public, he lost face, and when he heard Lang Xuexin's words, he glared at Yan Feng fiercely and said, "Bastard, did you do it?" ”
Yan Feng spread his hands and said helplessly: "You can let the fart go casually, but you can't say it 'nonsense', which eye did you see that it was mine?" Besides, I don't have that much ability, I can't control the world, I can't control other people's shit and fart! ”
"Hmph, you wait for me, I won't let you go."
Chen Xiaokang left in a hurry after dropping a sentence, and his wife was no longer looking for him, there were so many pairs of eyes here, he couldn't afford to lose such a person.
"Hahahaye!"
Xiao Qin'er and the others laughed loudly, and then slapped their palms, their faces full of smug "color" after relieving their anger.
Gu Yuemo looked at Yan Feng and asked with a strange expression, "How did you do it?" ”
When Yan Feng said his plan just now, Gu Yuemo was a little skeptical, how could she casually let others fart?
"I just clicked on her inner 'hole'."
"Neiguan 'Cave'?"
Yan Feng smiled and said, "You should have heard of the essence promotion 'acupoint', right?" ”
Gu Yuemo's face flushed and said, "Indecent." ”
Of course she knew that as long as she clicked on it, the man would be discharged.
"Hehe, the effect of Neiguan's 'acupoint' and sperm-promoting 'acupoint' is similar, it can eliminate the turbidity in the human body, that is, the fart, when the rare turbidity in her body is exhausted, of course, the feces will also be brought out."
Gu Yuemo looked at Yan Feng thoughtfully, on Yan Feng's face she saw a big boy's evil smile after the prank, and she couldn't help but be in a trance.
She doesn't understand, why is he a cold-blooded killer, but he maintains the childlike innocence of a big boy, which one is his true face?
Suddenly, a tall and beautiful figure walked into the hall, Yan Feng's eyebrows suddenly raised, how could she come?
"Uncle Lan, Aunt Chen, hello, my name is Tian Chuchu, I am a good friend of Yan Feng, congratulations on your opening."
I saw that after Tian Chuchu politely greeted Lan Yaocheng, he held Chen Xiaoxue's hand affectionately.
Yan Feng was suddenly confused, what does this little girl want to do? When did you become good friends with her?
At this moment, two more petite and cute beautiful girls appeared in the hall, and after seeing Lan Yaocheng's wife, one of them immediately ran over and shouted in surprise: "You are godfather and godmother, right?" ”