"Wang Li, from today onwards, Lu Yan will be your tablemate. ”

"You are the senior brother of our Jinghe Academy, your cultivation is the highest, bring him more in the future!"

Li Si said to a handsome brocade boy in the middle of the sixth row.

Wang Li.

The grandson of the great general Wang Qian.

After coming from a famous family, his martial arts talent is also very good.

Back in the day.

Lu Yan is the elder brother of Jinghe Academy, and this guy is close behind, and there is a possibility of surpassing him at any time.

Later, Lu Yan was abolished by Hu Hai of the "Weihe Academy", and Wang Li took the position of "senior brother" and became the new leading brother.

"Teacher, students don't want to because I hate the smell of oil smoke. ”

I saw Lu Yan walking towards him.

Wang Li pinched his nose and said coldly.

Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black.

He is the senior brother of Jinghe Academy, and he is about to attack the Innate Seven Heavens recently.

I don't want to sit next to a weak chicken, why don't you keep asking 100,000 a day.

"This ......"

Lees was a little embarrassed.

Over there, Li Jiao wrinkled his nose and pointed at Wang Li and said, "Wang Li, what do you mean? I hate the smell of oily smoke, why don't you go to the cafeteria and not eat!"

Wang Li: "......"

Li Jiao scolded Wang Li, and his little face turned.

smiled at his father Li Si again: "Dad, it's really not good, arrange to sit with me." ”

Lis: "......"

Lu Yan smiled faintly: "Teacher, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm not interested in cultivation, I'll just sit in the last row." ”

Wang Li is already an old acquaintance to Lu Yan.

This guy is pretentious, hangs high, has always been this character, and doesn't need to care about anything.

The last row.

The "big black man", one of the "applause foursome" before, was putting one foot on the ground, one foot on the stool, and holding the big foot with his hand.

This student, whose face is as black as the bottom of a pot, is named "Meng Gu".

The youngest son of General Meng Tian.

is still Lu Yan's old acquaintance and classmate when he studied at the Changsheng Academy two years ago.

The two of them are still close friends.

In that big match against Gongzi Hu Hai.

If it weren't for this big black man blocking a punch for him, I'm afraid he would not only lose his cultivation, but also this life!

Lu Yan did not forget Meng's kindness.

Although he also came from behind the gate.

But his martial arts talent, as well as his IQ, are really touching.

The students of the entire "Jinghe Academy" are basically "innate" masters, and he is the only "acquired" Nine Heavens outliers.

The crane tail lives up to its name.

"It's been two years, and this force hasn't changed at all!"

Lu Yan looked at Meng Gu's buckled feet with a look of enjoyment, and shook his head speechlessly.

Thinking about it, he will smell his big feet in the future, Lu Yan feels that he is really blind when he comes to the last row!

No way.

The path you choose must be completed on your knees.

Lu Yangang sat down.

Meng Gu laughed innocently, and stretched out the big hand that had just clasped his feet: "My name is Meng Gu!"

He couldn't have imagined it at all.

The little owner of the barbecue restaurant in front of him is Fusu, the former son of his best friend.

Lu Yan: "......"

He didn't go to shake his hand.

Instead, he went straight to his soul and asked: "Before I came, I heard Li Jiao say that people who are uglier than you have girlfriends, why don't you?"

Meng Mo put the hand that had just clasped his foot to his mouth and made a thoughtful gesture: "I don't know!"

"For two reasons. ”

Lu Yan ruthlessly revealed, "First, you are a dish, and second, you pick your feet." ”

Meng Meng scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "This ...... I know the picking, but I can't change it. ”

You still know!

Lu Yan smiled bitterly: "Okay, let's change the way, is there one thing that can make you not give up on yourself and make up your mind to change yourself?"

Meng Ji put down his hand, continued to buckle his feet, thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Yes!

"But...... Wang Li is also chasing her, I am so good at martial arts, and I have a bad habit of buckling my feet, I can't compare with Wang Li, how can she like me?"

"It doesn't matter. ”

Lu Yan's gaze was like starlight, shining into the depths of Meng Gu's heart, "Do you believe that I can make you like that?"

Meng Yan looked at Lu Yan and nodded: "I believe you...... There are ghosts. ”

Lu Yan: "......"

"In this way, we rock-paper-scissors, you come out with scissors again and again, if ten come down, you always can't win me, it proves that I am the one sent by God to save you, how about it?"

"If this is ......"

Meng Zhu clutched his head and tried to think.

Although I always felt that there was something wrong with Lu Yan's words, I didn't come up with a reason.

So he nodded: "Okay." ”

"Scissors!"

"Stone!"

"Scissors!"

"Stone!"

............

Under the desk, after ten consecutive failures, a look of surprise appeared on Meng Gu's face.

Damn!

It's amazing, too!

Could it be that this little owner of the barbecue restaurant was really sent by God to save himself?

Half an hour later.

Meng Mo looked at Lu Yan, as if there was a halo of gods behind him: "That...... What am I going to do?"

Lu Yan smiled slightly: "I'll see you in the grove after school, I'll pass you on a very sassy technique." ”

The so-called very sassy exercises are naturally the "Sunflower Treasure Book" obtained by Lu Yan signing in!

This can be called a martial arts quick classic, if you can't take Meng Gu off.

Lu Yan expressed his willingness to take off his pants and turn on the five-speed electric fan.

Classes have finally begun.

"Please open the book, today we are going to talk about the topic of how the Grandmaster is made. ”

on the podium.

The voice of the big coach Li Si was subdued.

Meantime.

He also performed a self-created Dao technique that allowed all the students to concentrate and not be distracted.

This technique is called "Bee Spirit Technique".

In simple terms.

It is to use the true qi to condense into a hornet's nest and wander the classroom, if any student is distracted, or does something unrelated to the class.

So—

A swarm of hornets will rush at you and make you doubt your life.

Of course.

It's just a Taoist technique.

You don't actually suffer any physical harm other than inhuman pain.

"Hey, it's still the same life as before. ”

Lu Yan looked up at the "hornet's nest" floating in the classroom, and his scalp tingled for a while.

And then.

He lay down on the table and began to sleep, and after a while the sweet snoring sounded.

"This ......"

Li Si on the podium glanced at Lu Yan, and could only smile bitterly.

After all, there were three chapters of the covenant before.

Lu Yan is just an auditor, just to save face.

As for whether people listen to lectures or don't cultivate, it doesn't matter.

Besides.

How dare Li Si perform Taoism on his savior?

"Teacher, Lu Yan sleeps, don't you care?"

Wang Li raised his hand in protest.

Li Si was inspired and said with a smile: "Actually, Lu Yan is not all for auditing, but a tool man for the teacher. ”

His purpose is to forge a rock-solid mentality in a noisy environment. ”

Wang Li: "......"

Class: "......"

Only Li Yao, Meng Gu, let out a laugh.