The palm of the hand was lazy yesterday, and he was ready to be lazy for a night, so the wood was updated, and the comic snacks were ready, and the result was a new patient, and he was busy as a dog at night, and he saw that the sky was getting brighter a little bit, and his heart was desolate. I'm so drunk! Don't bring such a cheat! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

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Location: Dynasty Hotel, the welcome hall on the first floor, worthy of being a five-star hotel, the so-called gold brick paving, jasper inlaid wall, bamboo shadow screen, small bridge and flowing water, proper wall cracks are full of a drunken gold fan's luxury, but at this time, the glorious hall in the past is black pressure squatting forty or fifty black gangs, hundreds of armed police soldiers, rushed in like a wind, half stayed in place, half went straight to Yongcui Hall.

In the crowd, a yellow-haired young man with a moxican hair rubbed his knees against the thick thighs of the little fat man beside him with a frightened face, and whispered:

"Fat brother, what's the matter? Why are there so many armed policemen all of a sudden? Was it that I was monitored by the police when I was watching a small movie just now? I heard that if this thing is caught, it will be detained for fifteen days at most? Why is there such a big commotion? Emma! I don't dare to watch small movies anymore. ”

The little fat man really doesn't like to deal with him, but who approved this stupid person to join the club? Is there a bottom line for the IQ requirements of the big brothers for the younger brothers?

"It's good that the boss wasn't caught, fat brother, the boss will definitely come to save us, right?"

Moxigan Yellow Hair held his head, fantasizing about the mighty scene where his boss could step on colorful auspicious clouds and wear gold armor to save himself.

The little fat man was far less innocent than Huang Mao, although he didn't know why the good boss called them all to the hall to stand by, and even seemed to have brought them together so that the police could serve them up, but why did the boss do this? It doesn't make sense! Could it be that the boss is undercover? No way? Black and white Infernal Affairs? That's awesome, isn't it?

"Squat!"

The armed police soldiers suddenly burst into shouts, so frightened that the two hurriedly hugged their heads, curled up in a ball, and looked directly at the crotch of their pants, don't look at their usual bullying men and women, they seem to be very awesome, but no matter how awesome they are, they are also bastards, and they are just acting prestigious in front of the people.

At this time, Brother Gangzi, who was worried about all kinds of younger brothers, was being stripped to only a pair of flower pants, lying next to the garbage heap in the back alley, with stinky socks in his mouth that he hadn't changed for three days, but compared with the stinky garbage swill around him, his stinky socks were already a rare delicacy.

Anyway, just about half an hour ago, he was knocked unconscious from behind, and then when he woke up, he was already lying here, it is said that he is a big man of more than 1.9 meters, and he is like a mountain at every station, and he has really never suffered this kind of dumb loss. it! Did he encounter a pervert? In these years, a certain broadcast should not be banned, what do you think has suffocated people? Even his rough old man with a palm on his chest to protect his heart hair has begun to lose his chastity, and the real Nima is in the world!

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"Hey! Don't you keep scratching your head? My scalp has fallen on me! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai sat in the co-pilot seat and looked at Wang Yu with disgust, while Wang Yu kept scratching while driving, as if he had lice on his body.

"The disfigurement material in the wilderness is definitely a three-no product, the product of the black workshop, which makes Lao Tzu itchy all over his body, and he is uncomfortable to death."

Zhang Xiaoshuai strongly asked to stop and sit in the back seat, but to no avail, and finally said irritably:

"What's up? Why don't you go to 315 to complain about him? ”

Wang Yu thought about it and said seriously:

"Deduct his salary and compensate me for mental damages."

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "Don't be so serious and joking, okay?" He doesn't have a dime, and if you buy a set, you have to ask Lao Tzu for money, if you want to deduct his money, he will do it, and I won't do it! ”

Ye Jinghong: "......" Σ(°△°|||) ︴

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At more than nine o'clock in the evening, Zhang Xiaoshuai and the three of them were still stuck in the overpass and couldn't walk an inch, which is worthy of being a dignified A city. When the three of them finally arrived at the airport with great difficulty, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and they thought that Zhan Ge and they must be crazy, but the three of them waited on the spot for more than half an hour before they saw Zhan Ge rushing over with a violent face in the car.

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "Big brother, aren't you lost?" I've heard that there's a thing called GPS navigation, you don't know how to use it, do you? ”

Zhan Ge said with a furious face:

"You won't use a hair, damn it! As soon as I came out, I was blocked on XX Road, and I drove 50 meters for more than an hour, and I ...... it" (10,000 words omitted here)

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "Come on, you extinguish the fire first, I understand your feelings." ”

As the two were talking, the co-pilot's door suddenly opened, and Lei Ting jumped out of the car happily and went straight to Zhang Xiaoshuai.

"Little Shuai'er, people have come all the way to send equipment to save you from fire and water, you can't pretend to be confused! Not to mention anything else, let's report the travel expenses when you come. ”

Battle Song: "Yes! There are also food and travel expenses, installation costs, and youth loss expenses. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "...... Nima! You stupid old man want a hairy youth loss fee? Do you want a virgin membrane repair fee? ”

The richer you are, the more you pick on the door, and you can't agree to more.

War Song thought about it seriously.

"Is it okay to change to a wrap|Circumcision?"

In other words, he has always wanted to come and go, but he always feels a little expensive

Zhang Xiaoshuai agreed.

"Okay! Cut more and send more, the second one is half price. ”

Seeing that the more nagging became more and more unreliable, Ye Jinghong finally couldn't help coughing lightly, and after she reminded her, several people only realized that it seemed that Hu Lao might still be in the car!

At this moment, the car door was opened with a bang, Lin Ling was the first to jump out of the car, and then stretched out his hand to help Hu Lao, and Yuan Ye was lying lazily in the car, looking like he was already asleep.

"Thank you for coming to the rescue, Hu is grateful."

Hu Lao said, he actually wanted to salute a few people, how dare Zhang Xiaoshuai accept his salute, at such an old age, he would lose his life if he worshipped.

"Mrs. Hu is polite, entrusted by others, loyal to people, and the younger generation is just a gesture."

Lin Ling became angry when he glanced at Zhang Xiaoshuai's fake appearance, and snorted coldly at the moment:

"That's it! Hu Lao, you don't need to thank them at all, take people's money and eliminate disasters with people, this is what they should do. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai hit the snake and went on the stick, and when he saw this, he hurriedly said:

"What Miss Lin said is very true! Speaking of which, we have to discuss the cost of saving people just now! ”

Lin Ling: "...... Zhang Xiaoshuai, you will die in the eyes of money! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai was completely unmoved, but smiled like a spring breeze.

"Thank you Miss Lin for your words, that's Zhang's honor."

Lin Ling: "......"

Damn it! Retarded! ~~(#‵′) convex

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