Chapter 136: This classmate, quit
The story continues downward, and Charlotte, who thought she was dreaming, beat the teacher, scolded the principal, and confessed to the long-admired school flower Qiuya. Finally, in the face of everyone's anger and accusations, Charlotte jumped out of the window, ready to wake up from this strange dream.
However, when the body smashed firmly on the concrete floor downstairs, Charlotte suddenly realized that she was not dreaming, but reliving! I went back to my youth when I went to school.
After coming out of the hospital, Charlotte relied on her understanding of the future to live the life she once longed for step by step. And the relationship between several characters in the play is a four-cornered love, Ma Dongmei likes Xia Luo, Xia Luo likes Qiu Ya, Qiu Ya and Yuan Hua like each other, but they can't stand Xia Luo's bitter entanglement.
It is worth mentioning that because there is only one girl in this group, Yang Mi, and there are two female roles, Bao Beier had no choice but to put on women's clothes and play Ma Dongmei. He is dressed like this, and every time he speaks, the audience will laugh.
In addition to the old stalk of men dressing up as women, there are also many hilarious things about the lines of this show.
For example, at a wedding reception
The classmates wrote poems for Charlotte in a chicken feather suit: "When I go to the banquet alone, I am a chicken feather broom, and my classmates are all chicken feathers." ”
There are also old classmates who meet and say hello: "I haven't seen everyone for a few years, oh, there is still a monk here." ”
Qiu Ya led her husband, who was a round older than him, to introduce her classmates, and her husband: "Qiu Ya is a good child, I can be regarded as finding true love when I meet her, even if I divorce her, I don't regret it." "Everyone! @#¥%……&*。
and when Xia Luo's mother mentioned her son to Ma Dongmei: "Xia Luo's child has a hard life, and his father is unknown to Xia Luo as soon as he is born!" ”
Ma Dongmei heard it and hurriedly replied: "Auntie, I actually have a hard life." My father's name is Ma Dong. As soon as I was born, my father was gone. That's why my name is Ma Dongmei. ”
In addition to the regular witticisms, there are a few words in the play that satirize the current phenomenon. For example, the content broadcast on the school radio - Yuan Hua's essay won the first prize in the district, and the title of the essay was "My District Mayor's Dad".
A conversation between Charlotte and the teacher. Teacher: "Why do you have to sit next to Qiu Ya, you don't sleep in a different place?" ”
Charlotte: "Shall I sleep with someone else?" ”
The teacher glared: "You think you are the principal, you can sleep with whoever you want?" ”
Under the foreshadowing of these dense jokes and baggage, the whole auditorium has been resounding with laughter, not only the students laughing, but also the school leaders and teachers are also happy to close their mouths.
The happiest person is Hao Jian. Several teachers sitting next to him puffed him: "Yes, Mr. Hao, your students are really good, the themes are novel, the performances are good, and the lines are written so funny, it seems that you have worked hard for them." ”
It is rare to hear the words of his colleague, Hao Jian was humble once: "Hey, that's it, it's mainly up to everyone." As well as the efforts of the students, I just helped guide them. It's not as good as all of you. The operas and dances that your students have just performed are noble arts, and we can't be on the stage.
What he said was very polite, but the smile on Hao Jian's face couldn't be hidden.
The climax of the laugh was when Xia Luo called Liu Dehua on the yacht
Even the old Ga is grouped in Ze Tun,
The even line is a tunli, and the native sheep are raised.
Don't look at the tunzi is not big, there are mountains, rivers and fast edges.
The neighbors are very harmonious, and the old and young masters are more slippery.
Tun Zilei noodles have happened, and there are many black things
Recall that it was a special stalk,
If you have a sen, friends, I will lead you to look up and look up, and look up at the silver in the puppet's tun......
When the Cantonese version of "Our People in the Tun" was sung from Xia Luo's mouth, the audience immediately sprayed.
"Oops, I'll go! What is this? ”
"Haha, I'm laughing to death."
Everyone, including a few actors on stage, was all happy.
"Encore! Encore! When the first time the singing was finished, everyone still felt that it was not enjoyable, and the audience sounded Encore's voice, but there was no way, Liu Ra on the stage had to sing again. And this time, after he spoke, the whole audience sang along, and the scene was joyful.
But from then on, the laughter of the whole play gradually decreased, and there was more pathos.
Qiu Ya cheated on Xia Luo and Yuan Hua behind her back.
Because he has passed the period before his rebirth, Xia Luo has been criticized by more and more people for not having new ideas, and Jiang Lang is exhausted. And Ma Dongmei's life is also very bad, marrying a stupid big man.
At this time, re-examining his life, Xia Luo suddenly realized that Ma Dongmei, who was willing to give everything for himself, was what he really wanted. He ran to find Ma Dongmei's husband, and said that I am willing to give you everything, can you return Ma Dongmei to me.
However, everything is over after all, and in this plane, he has missed her, and it is irreversible. Charlotte, who was like a dead heart, became presumptuous and uninhibited, wandering in the wine pond and meat forest every day. In the end, Charlotte had an accident during a shoot, and after being sent to the hospital, he was found to be infected with HIV.
Many more years passed, and eventually, Charlotte died in her hospital bed, with no one by her side.
When he opened his eyes again, Xia Luo found that he was back on the toilet in the hotel bathroom, in a trance, he couldn't tell whether everything before was a reality or a dream, but it was certain that at the end of the story, Xia Luo and Ma Dongmei lived happily together.
However, as many people say, all seemingly perfect endings are actually incomplete. The days are passed, the years are passed, the ten years are passed, and the whole life is also passed.
An indescribable experience made Xia Luo understand the importance of Ma Dongmei, however, when time passes, a few years, more than ten years, will he get tired of everything he has now again and look for other outlets? Liu La didn't dare to write this ending, and the audience didn't want to watch it, so leave it to you in the dead of night......
"Whoa." In the applause of everyone, the play was finished, and after Liu La and others saluted the audience, they walked off the stage together, and the last group of players also appeared on the stage.
The audience's reaction made Liu La feel that she should be in the top three, and she was in a particularly cool mood. Talking and laughing all the way, several people returned to their group's dressing room.
However, as soon as he pushed the door and walked in, Liu La found a strange middle-aged man standing in the dressing room. After seeing a few people, the middle-aged man spoke: "Hello classmates, discuss one thing with you, I think you should quit today's competition, hurry up and talk to the school, it's still too late to ......" (to be continued.) )