Chapter 91: QQ Jokes

After listening to "QQ Love", many people can't help but be fascinated by the scene described in the lyrics of "QQ Love".

QQ is really that fun? 》

This is a post pinned to the top of the Tianya forum.

"Of course it's fun, otherwise how could Cai attract Light Dance and Flying?" The speaker was obviously a fan of "First Close Contact".

"I remember when I first used QQ, I didn't know anything, and when I saw a person's avatar blue, I was very envious and said that I sent a message to him very humbly to ask him for advice: "Hello, how can I turn my name blue." ”

"It's worthy of being a master.,The message over there replied very quickly.,And there are a lot of words:"I'm sorry.,The master isn't there.,I'm her QQ.,Tell me something." ”

"It's just my idol.,Even the QQ used is so powerful.,Will chat for the master.,So I humbly replied to a message: "Okay QQ.,Can you tell me how your master turned his name blue?" ”

The message came back quickly: "I'm sorry, the master is not here, I'm his QQ, what is there to tell me."

Kiwifruit, I said it twice and asked me, and I scolded it when I was angry: "You perverted QQ, I said everything, how can I turn my name blue!"

The message replied there: "I'm sorry, the master is not here, I'm her QQ, have something to tell me." ”

"When I was an hour, I knew it was called an autoresponder."

"Haha, that's funny."

"It seems that QQ is really fun, I'm going to download one and have a look."

"It's so interesting, I want to download QQ too."

"I used to be on with a girl, and I was called QQ to be invisible to her, and the next morning I went downstairs to wait for her, and when I came down, I pulled my sleeve and asked happily: "By the way, do you set it?" Did you set it up, oops, why didn't you speak, did you set it up last night? ””

"It's so profound, I admire the landlord."

"I only feel an H breath."

"The landlord is so ****."

In any case, there has been a trend of telling QQ jokes on the Internet, and QQ jokes can be seen on major websites, post bars, and forums.

"QQ is online every day, which means that you are afraid of loneliness, QQ is invisible every day, which means that you admit to being lonely, QQ is busy every day, which means that you are not lonely, and QQ leaves every day, which means that you imply loneliness."

"I had a new girlfriend last week.,A chat QQ when the girlfriend threw a flying kiss and went offline.,A minute later, a QQ grade 3-star beauty added me QQ,The first sentence is:"Do you have a girlfriend?" ”

"I didn't reply decisively for three seconds, and then I was promoted to single Wang, don't learn from me, students."

I wanted to post on QQ Space and say: "I'm CAO, I'm drinking too much tonight!" I saw that there was a mother in the recent visitor, so I changed it to: "I've been reading a book for a day, I'm so tired, come on." ”

"The four Tang monks and apprentices came back from the west to learn scriptures, passed through the Tongtian River, were teased by the old turtle, and all fell into the river."

"Later, it was not easy to dry the scriptures on the drying stone, just as the senior brother Sha was packing up the scriptures, there was a light rail from the tunnel at the bottom of the river to guò, and the sand monk had just arrived at the platform with the heavy scriptures on his back, and the car had already started."

So I had to chase and shout: "Master wait for me, master wait for me." ”

At this time, a passenger poked his head out of the car window: "Third junior brother, don't chase it, just upload the content of the scriptures to me on QQ." ”

More and more people have joined it, and many QQ jokes have been announced, and QQ has become a hot search term.

The emergence of this craze Guorong Technology played a role behind the scenes, because this itself was part of Xu Qian's plan, and the reason why he released "Angel Wings" and "QQ Love" was to use these two songs to maximize the influence of QQ.

What he wants to create is legitimacy, and he hopes that as long as the Chinese people think of chat software or instant messaging, a cute penguin will unconsciously appear in their minds.

Now it looks like the effect is not bad, countless people hum "QQ Love" in their mouths every day and tell QQ jokes on the Internet, QQ leaves a deeper and deeper impression in their minds, I believe that with the passage of time, everyone agrees with QQ in their hearts, which is also what Xu Qian wants to see, because it is difficult to buy a copy of other people's recognition

With the release of "Angel's Wings" and "QQ Love", the number of downloaders of QQ has begun to grow by leaps and bounds, and more and more people have felt the charm of instant messaging.

But Xu Qian knows that this is far from enough, he has another world of Tencent to compare, Tencent has hundreds of millions of people online at the same time, Guorong Technology and Tencent are still far behind.

"The next step can begin." Xu Qian muttered to himself.

"Jianyong, how is the zuò made on Taobao?" Xu Qian asked Liang Jianyong.

His next step is to use e-commerce, of course, this is also his intention, ready to meddle in e-commerce in one fell swoop.

There's no reason not to meddle, think about the Alibaba of that world, how powerful it is, it can be said to be above Tencent, of course, this is also the reason why Tencent has not grown into a complete body, Tencent's pan-entertainment plan can be called grandiose, and when it is realized, it will be able to dominate the Internet, and run through reality.

Liang Jianyong said: "It has been made, and it is now being tested."

Xu Qian said: "Then you have to spend more time, we have to work hard this time, and in one fell swoop, we want to build Guorong Technology into China's No. 1 instant messaging company."

Liang Jianyong said: "Don't worry, Dong Xu, Taobao will be able to complete the test in two days at most."

Xu Qian said: "Don't ignore quality for the sake of pursuing fast, the payment system is particularly important, it must be safe and fast."

Liang Jianyong said: "Xu Dong, don't you feel at ease about me doing things?" Will definitely do the best. ”

Xu Qian sighed a little, Liang Jianyong is really getting more and more confident, sometimes he is a little envious of Liang Jianyong, Liang Jianyong has grown up too fast and too fast, I remember that he was still a little inferior to Wang Yu at the beginning, but now he is about to surpass Xu Wenyi.

Three days later, the Taobao test was completed, and the discussion about QQ had reached a white-hot point, and Xu Qian was ready to pour another handful of oil.

Soon a message popped up in the QQ pop-up window: "The first batch of special QQ numbers will be sold on Taobao.com, including the QQ numbers of Qingwu Feiyang and Ruffian Cai."

Xu Qian kept a hand when he wrote "The First Close Contact", and wrote a QQ number for each of the ruffians Cai and Qingwu Feiyang, which is now coming in handy.

I believe that with the gimmick of Qingwu Feiyang and the ruffian Cai's QQ number, this time it will definitely make QQ's fame go to the next level, not only that, but it may also make Taobao an instant hit.