Episode 9 Diaosi's Spring (5)

It's just the first bite, Yu Jian didn't want it to be spicy, and he didn't drink anything. Jun Mo and Wang Lei naturally didn't want to see the guests uncomfortable, so they tried their best to persuade the fat man to forget it, it was good for everyone to chat, and it would be boring to force them to drink.

finally found an opportunity to take revenge, how could the fat man miss it. It doesn't matter if you don't like to drink, just help you adjust the flavor you like to drink.

So the fat man found a wide-mouthed large cup from the kitchen, poured Yu Jian's second pot head into it, then took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and poured it into the cup for nearly half a bottle, then found the sugar, scooped three spoonfuls into it, stirred it and handed it to Yu Jian again: "You try again!" ”

Yu Jian saw that the fat man only added Coke and sugar, so he didn't worry about him being a ghost, so he took a sip generously and said in surprise:

"Oh, hey, this tastes pretty good."

I can't tell what this cup is, only a little spicy taste remains, sweet like fruit wine, I haven't known the fat man for so long and I don't know he has this hand.

Jun Mo and Wang Lei felt very strange and tasted the wine that was too healthy, and then returned it. Indeed, the taste is completely different, and the strength of the wine is not felt at all.

Since the taste is acceptable, Yu Jian is not afraid of the provocation of the fat man, he will drink whatever everyone wants, it is nothing more than a coke!

It's September 9 today, and my sister is going to the market;

Passing through a sorghum field, I came across a small ruffian;

The little ruffian brushes the hooligans, and the sister wants to resist;

Picked up a broken machete and aimed it at ******, hey, at ******;

It's September 9 today, and my sister is going to the market;

Although I didn't wear a green uniform, I was still a soldier;

The little ruffian is a hooligan, but the sister is not afraid;

Pull out a fruit knife and cut off his small **; Hey, cut off his little **!

Three cups down, obviously a little tall fat man knocked on the table and sang a small tune, this headless and unbearable little song, with his rough male duck voice is extremely coordinated. So the three of them laughed and sang with the fat man while learning, and the antidote to wine finally began to play its role.

It may be that there is a bottle of beer at the bottom, or it may be that the alcohol in the body has not had time to completely penetrate into the blood, so Yu Jian, who is quite sober, invited Jun Mo very sincerely:

"It's so enjoyable to make friends on Donkey in the Rivers and Lakes. There are handsome guys, beautiful women, playing with characteristics, catching seafood, Brother Jun Mo, you see if there are any activities that can be done in the tea restaurant, and when the time comes, you need to do an activity pilot or something, just open your mouth, I will give my full support! ”

For Yu Jian's invitation, Jun Mo was naturally very happy, and said busily:

"There are too many activities that can be done in a tea restaurant, and many of the activities planned by Jiayi are held in bars, cafes, and tea restaurants, but the owners have too many concerns, so many plans have not been implemented.

If your parents can agree to do a pilot activity in the store, we will arrange a time to go to Beijing after the Qingdao huddle is over! ”

Yu Jian, who was busy peeling crabs, asked curiously: "Who is Jiayi?" Why didn't I see her at today's event? ”

Jun Mo said lightly: "A friend from the past, today's theme is drinking, and I won't talk much about other irrelevant people and things!" As he spoke, he filled the cup in front of him again, raised it and waited for the others to clink glasses!

Seeing that Jun Mo didn't want to go into this topic, Yu Jian also felt something, and began to make fun of the fat man:

"I heard that the fat man's signature on 'Donkey in the Rivers and Lakes' for a while was:

My goddess is perfect: she loves to laugh, although she is a bit of a snooze, she loves to be clean, and she often compliments me on my character!

Do you know what this sentence means and what it means? ”

The fat man casually threw a crab leg over and wanted to hit him, but Yu Jiantou didn't hit it, and said lazily:

"When did your brother and I write such a signature, and even if it did, what could this sentence have?"

The connotation is that the content of the message that the goddess of the fat man replied to him generally was:

'Hehe', 'I'm going to sleep', 'I'm going to take a shower', 'You're really nice, it's just that we're not suitable!'"

Yu Jian was obviously not a competent joke lecturer, and before he finished speaking, he burst out laughing.

Listening to Yu Jian's joke about himself, the fat man did not show weakness, and followed with one:

"Once Yu Jian asked his girlfriend: Honey, can you use one sentence to make me both proud and crazy, and then say another sentence to make me crazy?

The girlfriend was silent for a while and said:

"I've found that out of your 32 friends, you're the only one who lasts the most!

When they knew about the situation and wanted to learn from the experience, they asked me to upload our passionate selfies to the ********, but after I uploaded them, the film was classified as a lesbian by the moderator. ”

Everyone laughed when they heard this, and in the noise, Yu Jian poured a mixed glass of sweet wine from the fat man in the cup!

Jun Mo was drunk; Wang Lei is the same, the company's development has finally ushered in the dawn, and his tense nerves also need to be released; The fat man wholeheartedly wanted Yu Jian to repay his wine debts; And Yu Jian has no concept of the depth of alcohol when he drinks this sweet water!

After one night, Jun Mo, Wang Lei, and the fat man each drank five cups of two and a half cups of two and a half wine glasses. Yu Jian drank four cups, so there was a bottom left in the five-liter vat!

The reason why there is a little bit left is because after Yu Jian's wine strength came up in the later stage, it was out of control. He staggered to his feet, trying to find the bathroom to vomit, but he was stunned and circled around his chair, unable to get out.

The fat man also drank down, lay on the ground, hugged the table legs, and clamored for everyone to accompany him to Shanshui for a pedicure, otherwise he would not be able to go down in this boat, and the ghost would know where the boat he said was!

Jun Mo's wine is very good, and after drinking too much, he laughs stupidly with everyone, no matter who says anything, he laughs along, but it's basically useless, and he can't help anything!

Wang Lei still had a little sense left, pulled Yu Jian, and found that it was unrealistic to pull him to the bathroom, so he took a big basin directly from the kitchen and asked him to hold and vomit!

Originally, there were only three rooms, Wang Lei was also worried about what to do if Yu Jian and the fat man only had one bed, it was impossible to go to the hotel, no driver was willing to pull such a drunkard, and no one among the four was sober enough to send him to the hotel.

Who knew that Yu Jian didn't think about sleeping at all at night, and after holding the big basin and vomiting for a while, he regained his sanity a little, but his head hurt terribly.

In less than half an hour, I had to go to the bathroom and vomit a wave of the toilet, and I didn't dare to touch the bed, and as soon as I touched it, I felt that the world was spinning, so I could only honestly lean on the chair and stay up all night!

The next morning, Duoduo came to work, saw that the ground was in a mess, and then looked at three dark circles and a swollen eye bubble, I didn't know what to do. After thinking for a while, I opened all the windows, cleaned up the house a little, made a pot of tea for everyone to sober up, and then went out to Yonghe soybean milk to buy breakfast for a few people.