Chapter 5: Wood in the Forest
The fat woman was very happy to see that her words were approved by the fortune teller, and she spit out a melon seed shell at the yellow plate tooth porter triumphantly and said, "Did you hear that?" If you don't have any incurable diseases, don't mess around here, fortune tellers aren't something you can joke about, they're psychics. โ
The yellow plate tooth picker smiled wryly and said, "Then, then I don't count, I'm really not sick." โ
The fat woman looked up at the people around her again: "Which of you has a disease that the hospital can't treat?" Please take a look at this big brother, let us see if he is really capable, whether he is really accurate! โ
The onlookers all laughed and shook their heads and said that they were not sick.
The old lady suddenly remembered something, patted her head and said, "I remember, the man from Aunt Tian's family who is a snail snack has not been hospitalized for half a year, and he can't find out what is wrong with him after transferring to several hospitals?" Do you want to ask her to come and see it? โ
The fat woman said, "His man is dying in the hospital, how can he come!" โ
Xiao Ying finally spoke: "The patient doesn't need to come in person, as long as the patient's name, place of origin, date of birth in the Gregorian calendar, and the best hospital where he is now hospitalized tell me, I can calculate for him what the disease is and how to treat it." โ
The onlookers looked at each other, and they all felt that it was incredible, and the old lady even looked at Xiao Ying with round eyes: "Are you saying this true or ......?" โ
Xiao Ying patted the stack of money in front of him and said, "I miscalculated, I pasted ten yuan upside down." โ
"But people tell fortunes to ask for the eight characters of the lunar calendar, why do you want the date of birth in the Gregorian calendar?"
This reason is very simple, because the medical records of the hospital use the date of birth in the Gregorian calendar, not the lunar calendar, and the hour is not required. Of course, Xiao Ying didn't explain it like this, but said: "My fortune telling is different from others, I only need the date of birth in the Gregorian calendar." If she's willing to come, come! โ
The fat woman immediately stood up with her eyebrows fluttering and said, "Okay, I'll go and call Aunt Tian, she is in the store, and she just came back from the hospital to deliver food." With that, he hurried away.
As soon as I heard that someone had come to the school, this fortune teller wearing sunglasses who claimed to be inaccurate and couldn't pay for it, many people came to join in the fun, and even included a few fortune tellers who set up stalls nearby.
A fortune teller looked at the words on his white sheet and sneered, "Do you count ten yuan in compensation?" Look at this cowhide blowing up to the sky. โ
Another fortune teller said: "I guess I saw that we were red in the eyes of fortune-telling and making money, and I also wanted to lie in this troubled water." I want to get people's attention with this gimmick. โ
"If you don't really know how to tell fortunes, you can only fool. He's so foolish, it's even more boundless, and I'd love to see him lose money and slip away. โ
Xiao Ying ignored it, just sat cross-legged, looking mysterious.
After a while, the fat woman came to Xiao Ying's life stall with Aunt Tian, the proprietress of Tianluo snacks.
Aunt Tian looked very reluctant, and said vigorously: "I'm so busy, I have to rush back to the hospital, my man is waiting for me to go back to take care of him, and he doesn't have time to tell fortunes......"
"Just a few words can't delay the effort, so let you test him to be accurate. He said, maybe you can't get sick and stick ten yuan! I've been on this street for so long, and I've never seen a fortune teller who dares to boast like him. If you really meet a master, isn't that a blessing for the men of your family? He will give you some pointers, and he may have cured your man's illness, which he can't find with a lantern. โ
I don't know if I was moved by the fat woman's words, Aunt Tian finally squatted down in front of the hexagram stall, looked at Xiao Ying, and said, "Can you really tell my man's illness?" โ
Xiao Ying nodded slowly and said, "Try it, I said it wrong, I will pay you ten yuan, if I am right, I can instruct you on how to cure your man's illness." However, there is an additional charge for guiding the maze. โ
"If you really want to give me a way to cure my man's illness, I will thank you for a hundred yuan!"
Hearing Xiao Ying say it with such confidence, Aunt Tian couldn't help but be a little moved, thinking of her husband's painful appearance, remembering that if the man really fell ill and died, it would be a collapse, and she was afraid of the consequences when she thought about it, so she blurted out this promise.
One hundred yuan in the early nineties, that was equivalent to half a month's salary for the average person.
A fortune teller who was watching, wearing a long-sleeved shirt on a hot day, sneered when he heard this: "We tell fortunes to people, and we tell fortunes for two or three pieces of a hexagram, and at most five or ten pieces of heaven are up to the sky, and he opens his mouth to ask for a hundred great unity." I've seen a lot of greedy people, but I haven't seen anyone who is so greedy. โ
"The human heart is not enough, and the snake swallows the elephant." Another fortune teller chimed in.
"I'll just say it, what is ten yuan upside down is bait, and when people take the bait, they think of a way to cheat people out of a lot of money."
Xiao Ying ignored the cynicism of these fortune tellers, and said to Aunt Tian: "What is your husband's name and where is his hometown?" The date of birth in the Gregorian calendar. โ
"My husband's name is Zhuo Daqi, and he is from this city. Born on July 17, 1950. Lived in the Oncology Department of the Second Provincial People's Hospital. โ
Xiao Ying searched in the national hospital case database in his mind, and soon searched for the patient's medical records. After a brief browsing, I was confident, deliberately pinched my fingers, and said, "I can tell for sure your husband's illness, and I can guide you to help your husband cure his illness." I know you don't believe me, so you can give the money to this aunt for safekeeping, and give it to me when you're cured. - By the way, this aunt, may I ask your name? Xiao Ying asked the fat woman.
The fat woman said, "I'm a dragon, my house is in this alley, and there is no one in this alley who doesn't know me." โ
Aunt Tian hurriedly smiled and said, "Director Long is the director of the street women's committee in our area. It's enthusiastic. โ
Xiao Ying muttered a little in her heart, the director of the Women's Committee is supposed to be a person from the government, and he actually helps him, a fortune teller. Presumably she herself is also a believer.
Previously, the fat woman Director Long listened to a few fortune tellers talking in private, and began to drum a little in her heart, squinting at Xiao Ying, observing the changes in his face, and seeing if he was cheating money. But after hearing Xiao Ying's words, he immediately felt that this was the real master, and he was really confident, so he put the money in his own custody, and only took the money away when he was cured, so there was no possibility of cheating money.
Hearing that the fortune tellers were still sneering, Director Long stood up, crossed his waist and pointed at them and shouted, "What are you talking about? What to say? Peers are enemies, aren't they? If you have the ability, you can calculate it, and you will earn this money. Mr. Ren said that I will keep the money with me, and I will take the money after curing the disease, is this still a fraud? Do you have the ability to deceive like this? โ
If Xiao Ying was honest in fortune telling, they would not generally come over to squeeze him, but Xiao Ying played an eye-catching signboard, claiming that it was impossible to paste ten yuan upside down, which broke the balance between fortune tellers. In their opinion, Xiao Ying's move is unfair competition. Because no fortune teller dares to advertise himself like this.
The so-called Mu Xiu will be destroyed by the forest wind, he is so swaggering, of course, other fortune tellers can't see it, they want to see him lively, and even think of driving him away.
It's just that the fortune tellers on this street all know this warm-hearted female director, including the fortune teller who wears long sleeves on a hot day who is the most fierce, and he is also familiar with Director Long, knowing that she is a domineering woman, and he doesn't dare to provoke her, so he smiled wryly: "We also have good intentions, and persuade Aunt Tian to be careful of being deceived." โ
"Who is scamming people out of money? You know it in your hearts. Do you want me to say it? โ
These coaxing fortune tellers have all been approached by people to return the money because they can't calculate accurately, Director Long knows these things, and sneered at the moment.
The long-sleeved fortune teller and a few others did not dare to speak again when they saw that the fire was being drawn to them.
Director Long threw a melon seed in his mouth and opened it with a click, and the melon seed shell spit at the feet of the long-sleeved fortune teller, and glanced at them again, then turned to Aunt Tian who was squatting in front of the stall and said, "How is it?" People can say, I will keep the money, and I will cure your husband's illness according to the method he instructed, and the money will be given to him. โ
Aunt Tian really spent a lot of money for her husband's illness, but if she saw hope, she would not give up. Seeing that Xiao Ying said so surely, he couldn't help but feel a little more hopeful, and hurriedly said with a smiling face: "Okay, okay, then that's it." Sir, do the math. โ
Xiao Ying nodded, and began to pinch his fingers and pretend to count, muttering in his mouth. In my mind, I was carefully reading the medical records of Aunt Tian's husband.
Aunt Tian and Director Long both looked at Xiao Ying nervously, and more than ten minutes passed, seeing that he was still pinching his fingers, there was no movement.
The long-sleeved fortune teller couldn't help but sneer again and began to ridicule: "It's exposed, I can't pretend anymore, I have no idea in my stomach, and I'm thinking about how to lie." โ
Director Long also beat the drum in his heart, so this time he did not reprimand the long-sleeved fortune teller.
Aunt Tian's face was full of expectation, she hoped that Xiao Ying could really give her guidance and cure her husband's illness.
Finally, Xiao Ying spoke: "Your husband's illness is not easy to say in public, I can tell you alone, whether it is right or not, you can judge." โ
As soon as he heard this, the long-sleeved fortune teller smiled proudly: "Hahaha, he can figure it out." It's better to coax one person than to coax everyone. โ
Director Long also looked at Xiao Ying a little unhappily, and was about to speak, but he didn't expect Aunt Tian's face to change, and quickly said hello, went around to Xiao Ying's side, squatted down and leaned his ears over.
Director Long and the others couldn't help but murmur in their hearts, could it be that her husband really had an illness that he couldn't sue others? It is true that some diseases cannot be talked about in public.
Xiao Ying leaned his mouth over and said in Aunt Tian's ear: "Your husband was first hospitalized for obstructive jaundice, and later diagnosed with pancreatic head cancer!" โ
Aunt Tian's body shook, turned her head to look at him, and said in a lost voice, "How do you know?" No way! My husband's doctor only told me and didn't tell anyone! "Mobile phone users, please visit wรจnhttp://mnet
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