Chapter 274 Shock (2)

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Hold the flying dagger between two fingers, are you sure it's not teasing me?

"This dagger must be fake, it must be."

Skeptics raise doubts, and now people have experienced too much and are skeptical about everything, and there is a joke that amply proves this.

The teacher asked, "There are 10 birds in the tree, and the hunter shot and killed 1, how many are left?" ”

Student: "Is it a silent pistol, or is it some other gun that has no sound?" ”

Teacher: "It's not a silent pistol, it's not any other gun that doesn't have a sound. ”

Sheng: "How loud was the gunshot?" ”

Division: "80-100 decibels"

Sheng: "That means it will make your ears hurt?" ”

Teacher: "Yes"

Sheng: "In that place, it's not illegal to shoot birds?" ”

Teacher: "Don't commit"

Sheng: "Are you sure the bird was really killed?" ”

Teacher: "OK" The teacher was a little impatient: "Please, you just need to tell sù that I have a few left, okay?" ”

Sheng: "OK! Are there any deaf people in the birds? ”

Teacher: "No"

Sheng: "Are there any intellectual problems among them?" Is it so stupid that you don't know how to fly when you hear a gunshot? ”

Teacher: "No, the IQ is above 200!" ”

Sheng: "Are you in a cage?" ”

Teacher: "No"

Sheng: "Are there any birds that are disabled or hungry and can't fly?" ”

Teacher: "No, the body is very good!" ”

Sheng: "Does it count as a bird in the belly of a pregnant woman?" ”

Teacher: "It's all public." ”

Birth: "It's impossible to get pregnant?" ”

Teacher: "I'm dizzy! When pigs fly! ”

Sheng: "Are the bird hunters dazzled?" Guaranteed 10 pcs? ”

Division: "10"

Sheng still asked: "Is there anyone who is stupid enough not to be afraid of death?" ”

Teacher: "Everyone is afraid of death"

Sheng: "Is there a couple who is a couple, one of them is hit, and the other takes the initiative to accompany the martyr?" ”

Teacher: "Stupid! Didn't you sue sù before? ”

Sheng: "Can't the same sex love each other?" ”

Shi was furious: "The sexual orientation of the 10 birds is normal! ”

Sheng: "Will it shoot two birds in one shot?" ”

Teacher: "No"

Sheng: "What about a shot?" ”

Teacher: "No"

Sheng: "What about 4?" ”

Teacher: "No."

Sheng: "What about 5? ”

The division completely collapsed: "Nima, again, one shot can only kill 1!" ”

Sheng: "Okay, so all birds are free to move?" When they are frightened and take off, will they panic and collide with each other? ”

Teacher: "No, every bird flies freely. ”

Sheng: "If your answer is not deceitful," he said confidently: "If the dead bird hangs on the tree and does not fall, then there is only one left; If it falls, there will be 1 left! ”

Finally waiting for the student's answer, the teacher endured the dizziness of almost falling to the ground, and said tremblingly: "You don't have to go to elementary school, just go to the civil service exam!" ”

The joke of Tong Guò also proves a truth, in the Internet era, all kinds of ideological trends are rampant, there are chicken soup for the soul, there are extreme remarks, and there are remarks with three views...... This also leads to the fact that many people's three views are very complex.

And such an unbelievable thing as holding a dagger in his hand naturally aroused the suspicion of others.

No matter what they thought, Xu Qian didn't care about their feelings.

Xu Qian looked at the dagger in his hand and smiled, his smile was a little special.

Some are like the classic smile of the little pig when he uses VN to dodge the enemy's attack, or the smile of the Hou Ye.

A reporter just took this classic moment, which is also one of Xu Qian's most classic photos many years later.

Xu Qian took out the dagger from his finger and flicked it with his finger a few times, making a slight sound.

However, only Zhao Liying and the man in black beside him could hear it.

Zhao Liying's mood is very sweet now, and Xu Qian fell from the sky when she was most dangerous, which is a scene that only appears in TV series and movies.

This is really like the Zixia Fairy in "Journey to the West", I hope there will be a big hero who will one day marry me with colorful auspicious clouds......

Although she didn't know "Journey to the West", she and Zixia Fairy were in the same mood.

She was very glad that it was really him, it had to be him.

Zhao Liying ran to Xu Qian's side and asked warmly, "Are you okay?" ”

Although Xu Qian looked calm on the surface, Zhao Liying was still very worried, after all, the dagger was made of iron, and Xu Qian was a mortal.

How can a mortal fetus be compared to a dagger made of iron?

"I'm fine, it's supposed to be him."

Xu Qian smiled again and pointed to the man in black who was lying on the ground.

Zhao Liying looked at Xu Qian's palm and found that the fingers he touched with the dagger were really not scarred at all.

She was really taken aback.

The dagger was originally made of iron, and it was thrown, and its impact can be imagined, and Xu Gan took the dagger with his own flesh palm without any handguard equipment and was unscathed, which had to be shocking.

"He's really good......"

Zhao Liying thought with some pride, those bright eyes looked at Xu Qian's flawless and delicate face obsessively?

"The previous remarks against him were really too heavy."

Zhao Liying was a little self-blaming and remorseful, she had the opportunity to get back together with him, but she was broken because of herself.

"In the future, we should be more tolerant and more understanding."

Zhao Liying thought secretly in her heart.

The man in black hated Xu Qian to death, and his chances were ruined by Xu Gan, and now it is really very difficult to kill Zhao Liying or ruin his appearance.

People are prone to madness when they are in a desperate situation, and the man in black is no exception.

He was in a very irritable mood now, and he only had one thought now, that is, to give Xu Qian a good look.

"Die."

The man in black stood up with a carp.

"It's really an immortal Xiaoqiang!"

Xu Qian looked at the man in black contemptuously, if Xu Qian hadn't stayed strong just now, the man in black would have been paralyzed if he didn't die.

Xu Qian didn't want to kill anyone, so he controlled his strength, because he knew that if he let go of all Li Yuanba's power, the man in black would really die.

Xu Qian couldn't imagine his forbearance, but the man in black intensified.

Xu Qian sighed: "Since you are dead, then I will fulfill you." ”

When the man in black heard Xu Gan's words, his heart was even more irritable, and there was only Xu Qian in his eyes, and he rushed towards Xu Qian regardless of it.

"Huh!"

With Xu Qian's contemptuous sigh, the dagger in his hand slashed a perfect arc across the sky.

The dagger had already been inserted into the leg of the man in black when it appeared, and red blood flowed down from the leg of the man in black, the man in black was stunned, and then looked at the dagger inserted in his leg in disbelief, he didn't even know when the dagger was shot