Chapter Twenty-Six: The Toilet Conspiracy
The drinking party was carried out in an orderly manner, during which the sound of clinking glasses, the sound of pouring wine, the sound of whiskers and horses, and the sound of boasting after drinking. Coming together.
Wei Kang was very sober because he exchanged water for wine in advance, and when everyone was drunk, even if he blatantly poured water into the cup, no one could pay attention.
As the boss, Liu Laoding has the most people who toast him, so he has drunk the most, and he has begun to dance and talk nonsense, how can he still look like a boss.
Wei Kang was satisfied, and quietly sent a text message to Nie Kang, asking him to come over to discuss business...... How to talk about business depends on the two bosses, Nie Kang and Liu Laoding.
Weikang is most concerned about Chen Ating, is this old lady's bladder leaking? Always dissatisfied...... Don't go pee!
Wei Kang looked and looked, looked forward and looked forward, but he couldn't hold back and ran to the toilet first......
"Brother Kang!" A black-haired teenager stopped Wei Kang in front of the toilet door, followed by several teenagers with similar shapes.
"Who are you?"
"Me! Yixiang! ”
Yellow hair? Only then did Wei Kang recognize that these guys had dyed their hair back to black. Very good, conscious.
"I'm going to pee first! You're keeping an eye on me! If you see a middle-aged and elderly woman with a pimple on her face coming to the toilet, tease her for me! ”
"No, Brother Kang! What you said in your text message is to introduce a beautiful woman to me! How do middle-aged and elderly people ......"
"Damn! Middle-aged and elderly beauties, can't you? ”
"But the pimples on my face ......"
"Can't a beautiful woman have a pimple? I don't know! ”
Wei Kang whistled and peed at the same time.
"Weikang!"
A voice behind him startled him.
At some point, Nie Kang was already standing behind him.
"Brother Nie, you scared me, did you just come?"
"It's been here all the time!" Nie Kang said, "I found out your location from the counter, it's in Hall 309." ”
"Hmm."
"Then I'll go now."
"Wait!" Wei Kang suddenly stopped Nie Kang, and said with some worry, "There is an old lady surnamed Chen next to Boss Liu, who is a vice president, she doesn't drink, and I heard that this person has strong business ability, and even the boss has to give her seven points of face." So, I'm worried that she will make trouble and affect you to lower the price! ”
"Is there such a thing? Do you have a way? ”
Wei Kang shook his head, "That old lady doesn't like me, I wanted to pour her more drinks so that she could come to the toilet, and then let Yixiang and them tease her, and I will be a hero to save the beauty, right...... It's the hero who saves the ugly...... Let her see my strength, so that she can be polite to me in the future. But flirting with this kind of thing, you know, if you flirt for a long time, it is likely that the consequences will be severe. But if the time is too short, she will definitely go back early to affect your business with my boss. Ay! ”
Nie Kang shook his hair, smiled and saw that Wei Kang's scalp was numb, and then reached out to pat his head, and said meaningfully, "Young man, you're still too young!" ”
"I ...... I'm young, you...... What do you want to do......" Wei Kang subconsciously retreated, and suddenly his foot was caught by something, and when he looked down, he found a piece of soap thrown on the ground, and was dumbfounded, wouldn't it......
"Brother Kang...... I...... My sexuality and orientation are normal, don't mess with me......"
"Fuck you!" Nie Kang symbolically kicked Wei Kang sideways, "Who the hell is abnormal!" ”
"Then why are you throwing a soap!" Wei Kang pointed to his feet.
Nie Kang glanced at the soap and immediately pulled open a compartment, "!" ”
I saw two men in the cubicle doing exercise......
Nie Kang asked angrily, "The soap you two threw away?" ”
One of the men raised his hand and replied, "I threw it...... Purely for fishing for like-minded playmates, hehehe. ”
"Holy! Take things away in a moment, don't trip people! Nie Kang slammed the door shut, "Oh mom, I said that there are so many friends in the world, it turns out that they all rely on this method to hint!" ”
Wei Kang also saw it for the first time, and he was secretly surprised. But it's still important to have something in front of you, "Brother Kang, what were you doing looking at me with a smile just now?" ”
Nie Kang's eyes swept over the compartment, motioned for him to be quiet, and then whispered, "You divide your brothers into two groups, when that old lady Chen comes to the toilet, let the first wave of brothers snatch her bag, she will definitely shout and chase." The second wave of brothers pretended to be well-meaning people and helped her chase her. At this time, if she had a mobile phone in her hand, she might call the police, and at this moment, the brothers who pretended to be well-meaning people immediately took action and snatched her mobile phone. In this way, she can't call the police, so she will naturally chase desperately, and you let the first wave of brothers run within her sight all the time, so that you can always lead her to chase. Now it's a big night, it's snowy again, there are few people on the road, and she can't find anyone to help! Just lure her out like this, won't you be able to disturb me talking about business? ”
It's really a good idea, Wei Kang originally thought that Nie Kang, as a person who did big things, was playing big conspiracies and big tricks, and he didn't care about engaging in this kind of petty fight, and he didn't expect him to come up with such a sloppy idea. But after thinking about it, Wei Kang's mind was full of doubts, "What if someone else accompanies her to the toilet?" ”
"Yes, it can only be women, it can't help much, don't worry!"
"But...... Are you sure she'll bring the bag? If we come empty-handed, what are we going to rob? ”
"Hahahaha!" Nie Kang said with a smile, "Young people don't have enough social experience, most of these professional women are particular, and they never use toilet paper prepared in the toilet when they go to the toilet." If you want to bring your own toilet paper into the toilet, you can't leave the paper in your hand, so you have to stuff it in your bag, so you have to bring it! ”
"If she puts the paper in her pocket, won't she need to wrap it......"
"Damn! If you don't say that you don't have enough experience, you have money in your pocket, you have a mobile phone, and there are a lot of bacteria, didn't I say it, professional women are very particular, so ...... Definitely wouldn't put paper in ...... pocket."
"What if...... Does her paper have plastic packaging? "Wei Kang is endless.
"Damn, you mean those pouches of flakes? Don't tease, that thing will wipe your mouth, wipe your butt and have to pick it out......"
"Oh maa!" Wei Kang's analysis of Nie Kang, the admiration of the five bodies, simply understands life too well...... I'm really still tender.
"What a idea!" Wei Kang gave a thumbs up. Then he went outside to assign tasks to Huang Yixiang and others.
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"No, Brother Kang! This is a robbery! Huang Yixiang said worriedly.
"Nope! You can grab her and run two laps, and then throw it on the ground! ”
"Yes...... But she remembers what we look like, and if she goes to sue us......"
"Don't worry, she's short-sighted, you just have to take the opportunity to take off her glasses and make sure you can't see you clearly! But just to be sure, after you're done with this, you'll have to change your look to avoid the limelight. ”
"What's the look?"
"Dye your hair back ......"
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