Chapter 53: Mischief
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"SB, your girlfriend has a leg with me, you know?"
Watching a woman and two men walk by, this time Yu Shan was directly speechless, you two men are true love! Otherwise, how can you coexist peacefully with a girlfriend? Talking about you two being so close, do your girlfriends know?
Yu Shan shook his head, feeling that his three views were a little too normal, a little unable to keep up with the pace of the times, and unable to grasp the pulse of the times.
Looking at the people walking by one by one, Yu Shan felt a little strange, what these people said and what they did were a little mismatched!
Obviously, that kid was scolding the other person next to him for being SB, but that kid was listening with an idiot face, this is too harmonious, right?
"Huh? Scolding people without opening their mouths? No wonder if you want the overlord to bow hard, you dare to say it, it turns out that you didn't say it, you thought about it. Yu Shan looked at it for a while, and finally found an abnormality.
Yu Shan looked at these people with a wicked smile, it turned out that these people didn't say it in front of their companions, but said one thing and thought about another.
"Hehe, in the state of the soul, he can actually perceive other people's brain waves, so isn't it the same as knowing how to read minds? It seems that after having Tianyantong, his heart is about to be cultivated. Yu Shan had already reacted at this time.
Whether it is Buddhism or Taoism, there are all kinds of supernatural powers, and Tianyantong and Hexintong are the most widely known.
It seems that the legend is not completely implausible, the air will not come to the wind, the wind will not rise without the wind, and the legend is also somewhat substantiated.
"I said, this kid is too obscene, he dares to think about anything!" Yu Shan found that if the distance was far away, he couldn't hear anything, but as long as he got close, he could hear the voices of some people.
Yu Shan drank a little wine, so his reaction was a little slow, and he couldn't hide from the person who suddenly appeared, but this time he was hit by a man, but it was disgusting to him.
Yu Shan looked at the short man, and actually thought about insulting his companion, who was still a man.
Yu Shan kept shaking his head, it is really the wind of the world, and the people's hearts are not ancient!
Nowadays, men go out to make friends, they have to be careful, I really don't know if I don't see it, the world is really wonderful, there are too many people in this world who still think about soap.
At this time, Yu Shan no longer had the mind to cultivate, he was like a child who had just gotten a toy, sitting on the edge of a barbecue stall, watching the pedestrians coming and going.
"This woman is too ruthless, she is really a fire-proof, anti-theft and anti-girlfriend, she is going to pry the rhythm of her best friend's corner!"
"These guys are all thieves, I really didn't expect that there are so many thieves in this era, it seems that you can't bring too much cash with you in the future."
Yu Shan sat in a rocking chair, crossed Erlang's legs, shook his head, and commented on the people passing by him.
Seeing some interesting ideas, he laughed twice, until a scream sounded beside him, which woke up Yu Shan, who was enjoying himself.
Looking at the few ** youths around him, glaring at himself and screaming, Yu Shan frowned and sat up straight.
He didn't feel very happy, this feeling of being disturbed by someone was really unpleasant, so Yu Shan thought about whether to punish them.
"Hell!" The ** young man, who was still shocked just now, screamed again, turned around and ran.
"Ghosts?" Yu Shan stood up immediately as soon as he was happy, he had been looking for ghosts every day for the past few days, but he really hadn't seen ghosts!
Could it be that I was so lucky today that instead of looking for a ghost, the ghost came to the door by itself?
Yu Shan turned his head and looked around, where are the ghosts?
"Where are the ghosts? Neuropathy! ”
"It's just, which psychiatric hospital escaped."
Listening to the surrounding discussions, Yu Shan looked disappointed.
"I just saw that chair swaying on its own, like that, like someone sitting there and letting the rocking chair shake." At this time, a man sitting not far from the mountain stammered.
"You see that chair move on its own? How can it be? There was no table over there, so I put it there to rest. At this time, the owner of the barbecue stall said unhappily.
"Haha, is someone playing a prank? See if there is a hidden rope, there are many people who play pranks, and that's how they scare people. At this time, a young woman said.
"Yes, yes, I've also seen this kind of video of the ghost hit, where someone hides on the side, pulls the rope, and makes the empty chair shake to scare people."
"Cut, it turns out that someone is pretending to be a ghost!"
"I said why did you suddenly have a few neuropathies!"
At this time, Yu Shan was completely speechless, and the chair that those people were discussing seemed to be the one he was sitting on just now.
Yu Shan thought, was he crossing Erlang's legs just now?
It seems that the body is half lying on the chair, shaking the chair, and is snooping on being a**.
If that's the case, will the effect be an empty chair dangling there?
Imagining that kind of situation, Yu Shan knew that the ** young people just now were frightened by themselves.
"So, have you reached the realm of imperial objects? The soul is already a little powerful? Yu Shan didn't pay any attention to the people who were afraid, he was completely immersed in the joy of his own strength.
Yu Shan stretched out a hand and gently pushed the chair: "Huh? Walked through? ”
Looking at the motionless chair, Yu Shan was stunned, wasn't his soul at work just now?
"Sure enough, the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny! The essence of the soul seems to have to wait until the cultivation becomes a ghost immortal, and the imperial object also needs to be distracted from the realm. Yu Shan muttered with a disappointed face.
The cultivation of the soul starts from the out-of-body, with the growth of strength, to the fugue, and then to the distraction, which means that the soul is so strong that it can be divided, and the split soul can be perfectly treasured and sent to the gods.
"Since you can't do the impact on the real world, what's going on with this chair just now?" At this time, Yu Shan had already woken up, and he still had few sweet dreams, how long had he been cultivating, and where could he become so powerful.
However, Yu Shan, who did not give up, sat on the plastic chair again, simulating the action just now.
"Huh?" Yu Shan was stunned, and the chair actually moved again.
"Ahh A scream came, it was the boss who had gritted his teeth and said that the chair couldn't move.
Yu Shan glanced at the frightened boss, and his soul shook again.
This time, Yu Shan was already able to determine that his soul was shaking, and the yin wind brought up blew the chair, and the rocking chair would shake.
Yu Shan completely ignored the boss's fears, and he almost flew with joy.
"That's right! The soul is an energy body, too weak to affect the entity, but as long as the operation is good, the soul energy can also affect the physical world, and the yin wind is the ghost wind, I should have thought of it a long time ago. ”
Thinking that every time the soul flies in the sky, it will bring a terrible scream, in fact, it is the impact of the yin wind whistling through the outside world, that is already affecting the outside world.
Yu Shan smiled and shook his body a few times again, and the chair kept shaking up and down under the blowing of the yin wind, as if an invisible person was sitting on the chair and shaking the chair.
"The wind, the wind, the wind blows." Just when Yu Shan was having fun, the boss, who was still frightened just now, actually stood next to the chair and felt the yin wind made by Yu Shan.
Looking at the boss who was trembling and shouting that it was the wind, Yu Shan stood up.
"What kind of wind is this, why is it so cold?" The boss said tremblingly, rubbing his hands.
"You see, if there is no wind, this chair will not move, this side is the wind outlet, and a wind will blow from that side, and it will blow on the chair, and the chair will move, where are the ghosts in this world?" The boss said with a pale face.
Looking at the boss whose legs were also a little trembling, Yu Shan realized.
Yu Shan was no longer making trouble, he walked out of the crowd, and when he walked through the crowd, some people kept shouting cold.
Hearing that many people said that there was indeed wind here, and they also shouted cold, the boss said happily: "Right? Right? I will say where the hell is coming from in this world, come, come, come, keep eating. ”
Yu Shan had to admire this boss, even if he was afraid, he was able to hold on, saying that there were no ghosts here.
If he is scared, the guests here will also be scared away, and he will never be able to stand out in this place again.
A haunted place, who wants to come?
There are more food stalls on this street, who will come here to find it uncomfortable.
It's all forced by life!
Walking aimlessly in the city, when Yu Shan stopped, he was already in a large square.
At this time, the square was lively, and groups of people, divided into small groups, were dancing.
Of course, most of them dance square dances, but there are also many ballroom dances and Yangge twisters.
Shuttling through the crowd, watching them shiver one by one, Yu Shan was smiling.
The places he walked were all places with a lot of young people, and in such a place, the dancers were naturally not all aunts.
Looking at the big girls and daughters-in-law who were wearing tight dance costumes and dancing very vigorously, Yu Shan couldn't help but dance to the music.
If it weren't for the soul, he would be embarrassed!
Yu Shan jumps and walks at the same time, which side is lively, and which side he goes.
"Huh? No wonder there are so many people here, there are beautiful women! When the mountain stopped, I saw a ** beauty, beating violently with the music.
"It's really a beauty, if it's not a soul body, where can this get in?" Yu Shan looked at the young people around him, and they danced even more.
The woman who is surrounded by this group of young people in the middle is really beautiful, her body is even plump, and she can dance square dance openly, so both men and women will be attracted by her vitality and can't help but dance to her rhythm.
"No wonder this square is not big, but there are a lot of people, it turns out that there is such a big beauty." Yu Shan looked at his hands pitifully, even if he stood beside others, he couldn't feel a little soft!