“…… The message that this station has just received. This afternoon, there was a violent incident of students in the No. 62 Middle School in our city, and two students were slashed by the mob, one of whom was seriously injured. According to eyewitnesses, it was Liu Xuan, a trainee teacher at No. 62 Middle School, who rescued the students from the knives of the rioters, and it was a heroic parent of the students who subdued the rioters. The injured students are not in danger of life, and the rioters have been brought to justice. More news, this station will continue to follow up the report. ”

The fat man was eating steamed buns unhurriedly, but Xiao Duo jumped up with a shout, pointed to the TV screen and shouted, "Look, it's the fat uncle!" The fat uncle is the parent of the heroic student, that is, Bai Xiaoduo's parent! Hmph, you still don't believe it! ”

Canghai TV's "Today" column. In the picture, a graceful but tough beautiful teacher bravely fights with the gangsters, falls down by the reaction force, and the thugs pounce with a cruel smile. When the situation is extremely critical, a fat man falls from the sky, and then the gangsters fly. The picture is so beautiful.

This should be the surveillance video at the entrance of the teaching building, black and white, the distance is relatively far, and it is not very clear. Fortunately, there is no video of the whole process, and the fat man came out suddenly, but no one should think too much about it. If you fly, you fly, isn't my brother a big tonnage? It's not good to be thin. The fat man continued to eat steamed buns.

When the announcer broadcasts, the picture is fixed on the back of the fat man, the blue vest is eye-catching, and the "prison spring water industry" is very clear. You need to carefully identify the water ordering phone - what kind of trouble is this? The choreographer is really a wonderful person, and a wonderful person also has to drink water, right?

Wang Xia and Bai Qiang stared at each other, and it was difficult to digest for a while. After coming home from school, Xiao Duo babbled, but it was obvious that Xiao Duo's integrity in the eyes of her parents was not enough. The fat uncle refused to give her proof, and Xiao Duo was depressed for a long time.

"With my physique, it's good that I didn't kill him." The fat man stuffed steamed buns in his mouth, and he didn't speak very clearly. But the meaning is still in place, bumping into a thug is just a casual thing, and it is not worth mentioning at all.

But that's a knife-wielding gangster! Wang Xia couldn't make a judgment for a while. Also, when it comes to Xiaoduo's safety, Huangzi is not in a hurry? Don't look at the way he doesn't care now, he must have been worried at the time. Wang Xia felt that she had discovered the truth thanks to her uncle.

"I also saved people! The boy in front of me is a silly boy in our class, I can't ...... it" Xiao Duo tried hard to praise herself, but was ruthlessly interrupted by the fat man.

"Don't save next time!" The fat man gave Xiao Duo a burst of chestnuts, "Uncle taught you a trick—"

"What's the trick?" Xiao Duo was really interested, and came over with her head covered. Uncle Fat's trick, that must be excellent, Xiao Duo said with a little blind worship, although he had just been beaten.

"Just run away! Run as fast as you can, run as far as you can! The fat man said very seriously.

"Vomit...... Wow! Xiao Duo rolled her eyes exquisitely, and then vomited, obviously not listening to the fat man's philosophy of life, "Have you taught children like this?" ”

Wang Xia was about to pick up the stubble training Xiaoduo, but the phone rang over there, so she had to answer the phone first, "Yes, yes, there is a fat water delivery worker." Yes, yes, yes, it is a 'prison spring' bucket of water, ten yuan a bucket, and it will be delivered on call. ”

hung up the phone, Wang Xia looked a little crying and laughing on her face. Before she could turn around and speak, the phone rang again, and the other party still opened her mouth to ask if there was a fat water delivery worker. After receiving an affirmative answer, the other party reported the address and asked to send a large bucket of water.

Then, the phone couldn't stop, but the other party's first sentence changed, "You should add a few more hotlines for water ordering, it's too difficult to call!" ”

When the fat man finished eating, Wang Xia had already recorded more than a dozen addresses, all of which were new customers. In fact, there were more than 30 phone calls, either simply greeting fat people, or the address was beyond the scope of the urban-rural junction.

Wang Xia regrettably refused to order water that was too far away, and the other party was even more regretful than Wang Xia, and strongly asked Wang Xia to expand the water delivery business to other urban areas, and swore that she would help contact the business.

Is this a free TV commercial? Wang Xia has been operating the water station for five years, and it is very good to add one or two new customers every day, sometimes it is still negative, when have you ever seen this situation?

The person who answered the phone was replaced by Bai Qiang. Wang Xia was happy and sad and showed the customer's address to the fat man. The fat man wiped the plate with steamed buns, "Good thing! I made two more trips to earn some money for Xiao Duo's dowry, so I couldn't get married. ”

"Fat uncle!" Xiao Duo protested solemnly, but was ignored. Xiao Duo felt that her position in the family was too pitiful.

"It's not a solution, the phone can't stop for a while. You're covered in iron, and how many nails can you make? "Where is Wang Xia willing to call her cousin to death. Well, this body can really hit a lot of nails.

"Let's take a look again, it's really not good, just call that Brother Lei, doesn't he have the 'Thirteen Taibao'?" The fat man still doesn't care. You can't mix with them, you can always bring them water.

"Is that okay?" Wang Xia's train of thought was a little out of line. Originally, this business was so much that Shi Lei was about to be unable to do it, but as soon as Huang Zi came, everything was fine, the business was still developing greatly, and he could still ask Brother Lei to bring someone to help deliver water?

The fat man didn't elaborate, and shouted that Bai Qiang took the address list and drove the van to pioneer the land. I have to learn to drive when I go back, in today's society, if you don't have a driver's license, you are like an illiterate, and technology is very important.

This trip to deliver water, the fat man was tired—his face was tired, and he was wrinkled with laughter. Usually fat people also have a natural smile, but they have never laughed so hard.

Everywhere I went, I was warmly received, and I couldn't help but buy ten or twenty water tickets. Not to mention that the customer is God, people smile at us ten points, we have to laugh back at least twelve points, right?

The mouth is also quite tired. The fat man answered a lot of irrelevant questions, such as where is his hometown, whether he is used to living in Canghai, what time is the child in junior high school, etc., and repeats the answer over and over again.

"Auntie, I'm going to pick up my niece, I'm still young, I'm not married!" The fat man is modest and polite, patient and meticulous, but his face is a little twitching.

"Oh, today's young people are busy with their careers first, and my aunt understands. But you have to think about it, too! If you wait for another two years and exceed thirty, it will be difficult to find! "The old lady was warm and kind, and did not consider herself an outsider at all.

"Uh...... Thank you, Auntie! "The fat man was sweating. The old ladies' eyes are not very good, my brother has just turned twenty years old this year, okay? Why did you run three?

But then again, my brother really has an old lady's fate! The fat man thinks this is a good thing.

That night, the fat man and Bai Qiang sent out more than 60 buckets of water. More than fifty of them were sent by fat people. This time, it's not that Bai Qiang is lazy, but that the customer asks vigilantly when he opens the door, isn't he a fat brother? Bai Qiang was defeated and had to concentrate on driving. Anyway, the fat man is not tired at all, and ten big steamed buns are in his stomach, and he has to slip for a while.

Early the next morning, Wang Xia called Shi Lei, and Shi Lei really ran over.

Originally, Bai Qiang wanted to come to the door to invite, but was stopped by the fat man. In fact, Bai Qiang also had to be brave when he invited Shi Lei, if it weren't for the fat man's confidence, who would have eaten to provoke Brother Lei! But the facts have eloquently proved that Brother Lei came as soon as he was called, and he nodded at Bai Qiang. The world is changing fast, and Bai Qiang has to take care of it.

"Good! The brothers are running out of food, Sister Xia's kindness! Shi Lei agreed, so that Wang Xia didn't know how to say it, and she didn't have time to mention the remuneration or anything.

It's still Wang Xia who talks about things, and the fat man just eats fritters. Shi Lei kept peeking at the fat man, but the fat man didn't react.

That big bundle of fritters, seven or eight pounds, right? Shi Lei is in charge of the "Thirteen Taibao" to eat, and he feels that he can't use so many fritters, and Shi Lei's admiration for the fat brother is even more like the surging Yellow River.

After the business was negotiated, Shi Lei didn't find a chance to set up magnetism with the fat man, and finally decided to quit and think about it in the long run. Anyway, this can be regarded as catching the line of the fat brother, sooner or later, under the wise leadership of the fat brother, Brother Lei and I will sweep the urban-rural junction! No, unify the sea, for thousands of generations! Based on the sea, to the whole country!

Just about to go out, Shi Lei stepped back a few steps.

A police car pulled up at the door, and two policemen walked in one after the other.

Turning the tiger away from the mountain? Is this a fat man who dug a hole for me? Specifically to arrest me? Shi Lei's face turned green, what did he do in the sea yet? Could it be that something happened in my hometown?