Chapter 85: The Bull Demon King Says I Took the Wrong Medicine (First Update)
As soon as the Bull Demon King heard Ye Fan's voice, he immediately reacted and said to Ye Fan: "It's nothing, I took the wrong medicine today, so my body is just a little shaky, it's nothing." ”
He who speaks slurred, and does not dare to tell the truth.
This is a certain right, the Bull Demon King doesn't dare to say nonsense, not only can't he say nonsense, but he can't say it, as the saying goes, listen to it unintentionally, the person who hears it must be a cautious person, if he says it himself, even if Ye Fan doesn't say it, maybe the grandson who is standing in the distance will really do it?
Ye Fan heard the Bull Demon King say that it was nothing, put the elixir handed over by the Bull Demon King into his pocket, and said to the Bull Demon King: "Bull Demon King, you grandson, you really have to teach well." ”
"If you don't listen to the class, I don't say it."
"But you make trouble in class, I can't ignore this."
"Am I as a teacher? Can you leave it alone? ”
While listening to Ye Fan's words, the Bull Demon King looked at his grandson, and a pair of eyes that couldn't wait to eat his grandson stared at his grandson Niu stingy, while staring, he replied to Ye Fan's words, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, you must not ignore it." ”
"Niu Xiaoqi can have a good teacher, it is a blessing in his life, I will educate him well."
After speaking, he looked at Niu Xiaoqi, who was standing in the distance, and scolded loudly: "Come here." ”
Niu Xiaoqi originally thought that his grandfather would educate this teacher well, but who knows, his grandfather has always admitted his mistakes.
How can you talk to yourself loudly now, Niu Xiaoqi's head is very clever, the current situation, it seems, it should be that this fairy can't be provoked, since he can't be provoked, Niu Xiaoqi is naturally very obedient, and walked over, as if he was a child who knows his mistakes and changes, he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Ye Fan.
The Bull Demon King saw Niu Xiaoqi coming over, stretched out his hand, and slapped Niu Xiaoqi's buttocks, hitting him very hard, and said to Niu Xiaoqi in front of Ye Fan.
"Let you listen to the teacher at school, you don't listen, don't listen."
It's a very hard to hit the cow's stingy buttocks, and the buttocks are meaty, even if you use a little harder, it won't be good, which is why adults like to spank children, the buttocks are full of meat, and other places, like the head, other parts, if you hit those places, you may hit the wrong places.
How hard was beaten by his grandfather, Niu was stingy and endured the pain, didn't dare to cry, looked at his grandfather with very aggrieved eyes, and hoped that his grandfather would let him go.
Ye Fan just wanted to talk to the Bull Demon King, not what to do, seeing how the Bull Demon King hit hard, he stretched out his hand, pulled Niu Xiaoqi over, and said: "Forget it, children are naughty, I was also very naughty when I was a child, forget it this time, but don't show up next time." ”
Niu Xiaoqi nodded very aggrievedly, shed a drop of tears, and said, "Well, teacher, I won't, I'm not naughty anymore." ”
"Teacher, I was wrong, I promise there will be no next time."
It seems, there is a little bit of a laughing expression, but there is also a bit of a crying expression, on the surface, Ye Fan saw Niu Xiaoqi crying, and said to Niu Xiaoqi: "You just promise that there will be no next time, that's fine, you just need to be obedient, good." ”
Niu nodded stingy and said, "I will be obedient, and I will be very well-behaved." ”
And Niu stingy was thinking in his heart, hum, damn teacher, I was going to be spanked by my grandfather, if I hadn't drunk too much water this morning, I wouldn't have been able to cry now?
It's good that I drank more water this morning, you want me to be obedient, do you think you are my father?
Even if it's my father, I'm not afraid, do you still think I'll be afraid of you?
And among the three of them, each has their own ideas, Ye Fan is thinking, you pretend, you just continue to pretend, I let you pretend, and pretend to cry.
Thought I hadn't been spanked?
Anyway, I grew up being spanked, and you still dare to pretend to be in front of me, and keep touching your ass as if it hurts.
This spanking just hurts when you are beaten, and after a second of beating, it will pass immediately, and it will be very fast, but there is a little pain when you are beaten, but you dare to pretend to be in pain in front of me.
It seems that I won't give you some color to see, you really don't know that you, Mr. Ye, used to be a naughty student?
The Bull Demon King was thinking, this Ye Fan saw his grandson crying, couldn't he have discovered something?
How thick is the skin of the cow's stinginess, although he hit it very hard just now, it won't hurt so much that he sheds tears?
It can't be that it's already been seen, right, I deliberately didn't fight ruthlessly? If it's seen, it's troublesome.
No, it seems that I have to work harder, I just gave an elixir to this Ye Shangxian, with the face of the elixir just now, this Ye Shangxian should not be cut off from water and power and network?
But if it is seen that his grandson is pretending, it will definitely be infuriating, and the consequences will be unimaginable.
Thinking of this, the Bull Demon King just wanted to say to Ye Fan: "I'll take it back and educate this little rabbit cub well, but before he could speak, Ye Fan opened his mouth in advance." ”
"Stingy? The teacher knows that you are wrong, and since this is the case, then the teacher will not punish you. ”
After speaking, he looked at the Bull Demon King and said, "Bull Demon King, do I think this will work?" ”
"Although Niu Xiaoqi is very naughty this time, but if he knows his mistakes, he will change them, that is, he is a good student, I will punish him according to the class rules, and I will punish him to write a review book."
"Review the content of the book, then write, what naughty things did he do at school, to write the whole process, since Niu Xiaoqi has not been exposed to composition now, you, as a grandfather's guardian, then teach him how to write."
"Remember, you have to write clearly about the process of this matter, if you don't write it well, your teacher and I will be angry, it must be very strict, either the water or the power or the network."
Water outages, power outages, and finally internet outages?
Hearing that Ye Fan had a water and power outage in the end, and most importantly, the network was also cut off, the Bull Demon King was in a hurry, so he directly pulled Niu Xiaoqi from Ye Fan's side and slapped Niu Xiaoqi's ass very hard, this time it was not like the same time just now, not hard, but very hard.
If the water is really cut off and the network is stopped, how can you let yourself live? Thinking of this, the Bull Demon King hit even harder.
Ahh
Hearing the stingy scream of the cow, Ye Fan couldn't help but look at the pair of grandfathers and grandchildren, and said loudly: "Come to the classroom to find me after you finish writing?" ”
"I'll go back to the classroom and see the kids." After saying that, he disappeared, and the only thing left was the pair of grandchildren of the Bull Demon King.
Seeing Ye Fan leaving, the Bull Demon King whispered to his grandson, for fear that Ye Fan who had just walked away would hear it, and if Ye Fan heard it, he would add one more crime to himself. How can I live?
"I said stingy with you? Why do you mess with this evil star when you have nothing to do? ”
Niu Xiaoqi heard that his grandfather said that Ye Fan was a bad star, and asked his grandfather: "Grandpa, you said that he is a bad star, who is he, is he very powerful?" ”
"Isn't it just a teacher? How do you feel as if you're scared of him, I remember that you weren't afraid of anyone except the Jade Emperor. ”
The Bull Demon King stretched out his hand, gently patted Niu Xiaoqi's head, and said: "You know a fart, I said I can't mess with it, then I can't mess with it, you have to remember, when you see him, it's best to go another way, otherwise if your grandfather is because of you, I don't have Mr. Cang's movie to watch, you will regret it." ”
Niu Xiaoqi didn't know who Teacher Cang was, so he could only nod and say, "I know, but how to write a review book?" ”
"Ah, how do you write a review?"
"Damn, I didn't graduate from elementary school, and I won't either?"
"You bastard grandson, you bastard grandson, just get me in trouble, huh."
Ahh
This time, the cow's stingy cry was very loud, much louder than last time, and even Ye Fan, who was sitting in the classroom, heard it.
At this time, the classroom was very quiet, so quiet that even a needle could be heard falling to the ground, and since the stinginess of the classroom disappeared, Ye Fan taught a lot faster, and there was not much trouble.
A class, just like that, after class, Ye Fan took out his mobile phone from his pocket, just after class, Ye Fan turned on the airplane mode, and now after class, Ye Fan naturally turned off the airplane mode.
After turning off the airplane mode, Ye Fan refreshed the background of the mobile phone, and then entered the QQ homepage of the mobile phone, Ye Fan's mobile phone has very little software on it, because there is a lot of software, it will guide the mobile phone card and run slowly.
Ye Fan is now using PHS cards, PHS, saving electricity and money, killing two birds with one stone, which is exactly what Ye Fan wants.
Open the mobile phone QQ,Refreshed,Several messages popped up directly.,But the most is Erlang God asked himself.。
"Ye Shangxian, when are you coming?"
"I've been waiting for you so hard?"
"As soon as I thought that my merits could be retrieved, I was so excited that I had to do it, as soon as I returned to the Taoist Mansion, I immediately arranged all the qiē for you, as soon as you come over, then you can start to help me find my merits immediately."
"And in order to prevent you from having no electricity when you come, I also deliberately went to Taishang Laojun Daofu to borrow a generator, in order to prevent my computer from jamming or breaking down, I specially asked the Roaring Sky Dog to borrow a computer from the Antarctic Immortal."
"In the end, I was afraid that you would come to drink, and I specially bought a lot of all kinds of tea for you to come, and drank it when you were thirsty, this is my special merit, you made me wait so hard!"
In the end, he also sent an exclamation, seeing this exclamation, Ye Fan covered his mouth and laughed, just about to send, the daughter of the God of Food, Shi Xiaoyun ran up from below, and said to Ye Fan: "Teacher, do you know my father?" ”
"The last time you and I were in Dabi's QQ, the space photo of the uncle who chatted seems to be hey."
"I suspect you must be, do you owe me a water gun?"
"When are you going to give me a water gun?"
"If you give me a water gun, I'll invite you to eat fish in my dad's restaurant, the fish in my dad's restaurant is delicious, I promise you haven't eaten it."
Ye Fan didn't admit it, nor did he deny it, but looked at Shi Xiaoyun in front of him and said, "You tell your mommy that your dad has a lot of private money, so I'll give you a water gun." ”
Ye Fan looked at Shi Xiaoyun with an expression of longing for the chaos in the world, Shi Xiaoyun was still young, he didn't understand anything, and when he heard Ye Fan's words, he immediately said: "Okay, okay, I'll tell Mommy." ”
I happily opened the mobile phone from my neck, pressed my mommy's phone number, and called it, this mobile phone was the last time Shi Xiaoyun reported to his mommy that his dad went to the Qinglou, and Mommy rewarded Shi Xiaoyun, Shi Xiaoyun was very small, and the family was afraid that Shi Xiaoyun would get rid of it, so they added a rope to the mobile phone and let the child hang around his neck.
Ye Fan is not afraid of anything, he is afraid that he will be entangled by Shi Xiaoyun, where is the water gun in the God of Food now, if he admits it later, he will want it immediately, then he can't take it out, if he says not to give it, this child will be angry again, the child will be angry, the child will be angry, he must cry, make trouble and hang himself.
So Ye Fan could only think of this one way to break Shi Xiaoyun away.
After breaking away from Shi Xiaoyun, Ye Fan entered the QQ homepage and saw that there were a lot of messages to reply to him, and Xiao Budian also replied to Ye Fan with a message and asked, "How is it, is this student very naughty?" ”
Ye Fan replied with a knowing expression: "Nonsense, aren't you knowingly asking?" ”
After replying to Xiao Budian, he also replied to Erlang God's message, saying, "Wait a long time, I need to wait for the children to get over after school." ”
PS: Today's three watches, and future updates, all start to be updated after nine o'clock in the evening, under normal circumstances, keep three watches every day.
I'll just nag here, friends who read books, you all know that I used to have more than 2,000 words, but now I have a change, basically more than 3,000 words, just like this one, more than 3,060 words, three changes a day, at least at least 9,000 words.
Nine thousand words, equivalent to the previous four and a half more, plus my one more is more than 3,000 words, at least 10,000 words a day, that is, five more, so ask for a recommendation vote, I hope you can recommend it.
The first one is not very good-looking, and I know that I will write it down well and make the later one even better.