Chapter XXIV Actual Combat Exercises
Since the establishment of the factory, the most grand and powerful "factory celebration" of the highlight of the theatrical performance into the countdown and "2 days", all the preparatory activities have been ready, according to the company's unified arrangement, the final rehearsal activities are carried out in an orderly manner.
In the afternoon, it was the rehearsal of the Jiafeng program, just like a formal performance, and many colleagues who were not busy with work and took time to come over sat below, and they all came to enjoy the wonderful performance in advance.
The official performance was two days later in the afternoon, and everyone had a sneak peek. It also determines whether the show will be an instant hit as expected? Even winning the grand prize and adding glory to the department depends on today's "actual combat exercise".
First of all, let's review the sketch story of "Job Hunting": to the effect that a pair of strange men and women went to a certain department to apply for a job, and they didn't want to recruit any of them, so they made an exception and hired for a reunion.
The set shot is extraordinary:
Interior: A beautiful gilded desk; On the left side of the front, there is a big red "recruitment notice" signboard, which reads "Recruit QA engineers, junior colleges, and experience"; On the right side of the ground is a man-high vase with four bouquets of red roses; a boss chair; Daytime.
(rap) leader (Xiao Mao) didn't know where to come from, and sang a "If You Have a Dream, You Come" decently, and sat down after singing: "I am one meter eight tall, and my appearance is not bad, not to mention a Saipan'an, I have to surpass Andy Lau; Although I have never been to Tsinghua University or Peking University, I have used all kinds of bird language in a brilliant way; I'm proficient in computers, and I can also do planning, not to mention how strong my ability is, anyway, one can top two; Don't look at me so crazy, don't look at me so good, as a result, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but I die on the crest of the waves; Blow it! If you have a kind, you will come, not one! If you have a dream, you can come, and you have to pass my level! ”
(rap) job-seeking man (Jiafeng) walked to the "recruitment notice" and sang a "College Student Looking for a Job" funny: carrying a resume, riding a broken car, a cheap suit, and formal wear; How hot the day is, how thirsty the mouth is, and the streets and alleys are constantly shuttling; Looking for a job, our only choice, no one is difficult to say for civil servants; When looking for a job, we will find a job by ourselves, and a few graduate students will be admitted; Looking for a job, looking for a job, you say goodbye to the joy of your student days; It's too late to turn back and give up, and then the world comes; Finding a job, looking for a job, is the first lesson of the long social journey; From now on, you can choose by yourself, what road and what twists and turns. ”
(rap) job-seeking girl (Fei Fei) raps briskly: surfing the Internet, checking newspapers, job fairs; Even the small advertisements for telephone poles were not spared; Let's run insurance, salesman, this sales job is one after another; Looking for a job, beware of a lot of scammers, what to hire and pay for it; Looking for a job, the salary is too meager, and it is not enough to live; Find a job, find a job, oh, I need to find a job if I don't have money; Who do you have to rely on to feed your twenties, you should have given it a go; Looking for a job, looking for a job, and maintaining peace of mind is the rarest; Don't be in a hurry to find a job, don't get angry, keep your head up and continue singing. ”
(rap) job-seeking man (Jiafeng): I said that my education is a bachelor's degree, and he said that he will be eligible to work for three years; I said that I am very persistent in my work, and he said that your major is not very suitable; I said that I was sure of the job, and he said that the foreign hukou was not secure; I asked the clerk secretary if he wanted me, and he said he was embarrassed to only need women. ”
(rap) job-seeking woman (Fei Fei) naughtily raps: "Look everywhere, look for it, look for it, look for it, look for it, find The boss changed one after another, one after another, just out of the school gate, I don't understand anything, the world of flowers, how to live all day without work, staring at the sky in a daze. ”
The two confessed: "My mother, this is still unbearable." ”
Personnel clerk (Tingting) made a shining appearance, paid attention to her fashion, cheongsam, and stunning, and made a cup of tea for the leader first.
(White) Personnel Clerk (Tingting): "Leader, please have tea, 2 recruiters are here." ”
(white) leader (Xiaomao): "Ask about the situation, it's not suitable to send away." ”
(white) job-seeking man (Jiafeng): "Miss, are you recruiting?" ”
(White) personnel clerk (Tingting) pointed to the "recruitment notice" signboard: "Do not meet the requirements!" ”
(White) job-seeking woman (Fei Fei): "Beauty, your hairpin is so beautiful!" Here are my documents."
(white) personnel clerk (Tingting) with a happy expression: "Please bring the documents, you wait a while." ”
(White) job-seeking man (Jiafeng): "Didn't you write a move?" I'm a good fit. ”
(White) personnel clerk (Tingting) stiff expression: "Bring the documents." ”
(White) personnel clerk (Tingting) looked at the certificate and handed it out: "No fresh graduates!" ”
(White) job-seeking woman (Fei Fei): "Beauty, you have such a good heart, give him a chance, you see he is an undergraduate, I am just a college student, I don't know him, oh, I just met, apply at the door of your company, this is fate!" Please, beauty. ”
The (white) personnel clerk (Tingting) reluctantly expressioned: "Okay, you guys wait a while." ”
Go back and report (whispering)
(White) personnel clerk (Tingting) politely expression: "Please come in, you have to thank this beauty." ”
(White) leader (Xiaomao): "Miss Yang, after reading your conditions, it is more in line with the requirements of our company, and you are welcome to join our company, but you have to start from the grassroots level, are you willing?" You think about it."
(White) Job Seeker (Fei Fei): "Okay. ”
(White) leader (Xiao Mao): "This gentleman, your comprehensive conditions are good, but our company wants to recruit people with at least one year of relevant work experience, sorry, you can go to other places to see." ”
(White) job-seeking man (Jiafeng): "The 101st job search failed, hey, why?" The expression of pain, sadness, and helplessness turned to leave.
(White) job-seeking woman (Fei Fei): "Wait, wait, let me try?" ”
(white) job-seeking woman (Fei Fei): "Leader, do you think this is okay?" This is a friend I just met, can you give him a chance and let's start from the grassroots together? ”
The (white) leader (Xiao Mao) considered, pondered, and asked: "This gentleman, are you willing to start from the grassroots level, we work very hard?" ”
(White) job-seeking man (Jiafeng): "I do!" ”
(White) leader (Xiao Mao): "The two of you successfully passed the interview of our company, and hired Mr. Jia and Miss Yang as the QA engineers of our company's quality assurance department, hoping to make persistent efforts and create brilliance!" ”
(White) job-seeking woman (Fei Fei) took a bouquet of red roses and flowers and handed it to the personnel clerk (Tingting): "Beauty, thank you!" ”
The (white) leader (Xiaomao) and the job-seeking man (Jiafeng) took a bouquet of red roses and flowers and gave it to the job-seeking woman (Fei Fei): "Beauty, thank you!" ”
(Chorus) four people raise flowers, and the boys each float out a copy of the following chorus couplet on the outside:
"10th Anniversary", "Happy Everyone"
Huanhuan, Xiaxia and Manman, who helped the set, came to the stage with a bouquet of various flowers in full bloom, and the four of them were in a hurry and caught off guard...... It's not this one! This is a dress rehearsal, how did you do it with a "real gun", and so on...... "acceptance speech", and the eight characters have not been skimmed yet?
The applause was thunderous, and the "performance" was successful.
The excitement is in the back.