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But he seemed to hear something suddenly, and his face changed, and the words were swallowed back into his stomach.

He bent down toward the audience, put away his guitar, and then turned and disappeared behind the phoenix tree. "Hey, why is this leaving?" Many students woke up from a dream and wanted to catch up, but the person had already disappeared into the flowers and plants on campus.

"Who the hell is this?"

"After singing a song and leaving, why didn't you even leave a name?"

"However, his songs are so beautiful and so affectionate. I think he's a man with a story. I wonder who he sings this song to. ”

"yes, I don't know who is the tablemate in his song, that girl is so lucky......"

The students were still unfinished and were still talking about it.

When he left everyone's sight, Zhu Bajiao immediately plunged into the darkness, trotted away, and stopped under a big banyan tree.

Huo Zongtang, who had been secretly following him, also appeared under the banyan tree.

Zhu Bajiao patted his chest and said: "The first time I sang in front of Kong Xiaoou, I was so nervous, I scared my baby to death!" He took a few quick breaths, and then raised his face proudly: "But this time brother, I look good, full of love and holy temperament, even my brother was moved by himself." ”

Huo Zongtang looked stern, shook his head and said, "If it weren't for the cover of the night tonight, you fat man would have messed up!" ”

When Zhu Bajiao heard this, the whole person jumped up: "How is it possible!" Brother is according to the guidance of the master, and every step is in place. In terms of pickling girls, you kid knows a fart! ”

Huo Zongtang sneered again and again: "You just said that you are full of love and saint temperament? ”

"Of course, this love saint temperament is not only full, it is simply a side leak!" Zhu Bajiao clasped his hands on his chest, looked up at the bright moon in the sky at an angle of forty-five degrees, and had the most handsome expression in the world.

Hum! Huo Zongtang snorted coldly. "You are a saint of love, of course, you are a great god who is suave and suave, attracting women moths to the fire. Since it is a great god, of course, there must be a great god's shelf, every word and deed, gestures, has its own infinite style and charm, how can you take the initiative to show off like a peacock on the screen, and your face is full of sè? You are painting a snake to add to the foot, Dong Shi imitates the wind! ”

"Look at you just now, your eyes are rolling around when you sing, for fear that others won't know you're performing. A few girls with an average posture only praised you a few words, and Nima was so emotional that she got carried away, and her bones didn't know how many pounds she was lighter. After Kong Xiaoou appeared, your thief eyes were still looking at her, and at the end of the day, you were impatient to confess directly, people who didn't know you thought you wanted to overlord and make a bow. ”

"Just rush these few points, and I'm going to give you a bad review of the bad reviews!" Huo Zongtang's face was cold, but his tone was extremely stern and serious.

"You ......" Zhu Bajiao was stunned, and said stupidly: "Don't you just look at her a few more times, I don't look at her, how does she know how much I like her...... I don't understand, can I not become a saint in love? ”

Huo Zongtang sighed and said, "With your honor, you must not rely on your face to eat, you can only rely on a man's temperament and talent." is like a woman in a green building who looks like a bun, when she sees a man, she pounces over and hugs her thighs, and while dragging people to the bed, she laughs and laughs at the official slave family, but the country is beautiful, and the work is good, come on, I want to die...... Do you still have an impulse for this kind of woman? ”

Zhu Bajiao made up that kind of scene, and couldn't help but shiver. "Damn, there is really such a woman with such a price, Lao Tzu kicked her to death! Don't give me a million upside down! ”

Huo Zongtang said coldly: "So you also know? Then what is the difference between your frivolous and exaggerated actions just now and this kind of woman! If I were Kong Xiaoou, the cliff would look down on you! Look at those who sell meat now, either get the halo of a second- or third-tier star, or get the identity of a flight attendant nurse female college student, or the whole mixed-race look, wear a famous brand, and then make a noble and glamorous temperament, and pose as a high-level socialite. ”

Zhu Bajiao's face twitched. "I'll go, isn't this pretending......"

Huo Zongtang said unceremoniously: "You have to be a love saint, this is the highest level of pretending!" To be a love saint, you have to hide your clumsiness, you have to take a shelf, you can't expose your weaknesses lightly, and you have to create a 'talented', 'calm and introverted' image. Like today's performance, you should accept it when you see it, and leave as soon as the performance is over, only leaving the enigmatic back and the romance of the poet's temperament in the hearts of the audience, so that those girls have thousands of reverie about you and can't extricate themselves...... In a word, it can be summed up - pretending to be forced must also be forced, do you understand? ”

Zhu Bajiao thundered like thunder, and after a while, he looked like he was empowered. ", this is really a word to wake up the dreamer, brother, your metaphor is really amazing!"

At the end, he sighed deeply: "It seems that I still don't have enough experience in pretending to be forced!" usually pretends too little, and when it comes to the critical moment, the forced grid just can't go up. But don't be afraid, pretending to be pretended, it's probably like that. ”

Huo Zongtang was almost defeated by his logic. Second Senior Brother, you are simply a genius!

"Hey, no......" Zhu Bajiao suddenly scratched his head again, and said with a puzzled expression: "Why do I suddenly think that your level and the tone of your speech are so similar to the master behind me?" You can't be the same person, right? ”

Burst!

Huo Zongtang was holding a bottle of peasant spring in his hand, enjoying the worship of the fat man with an indifferent expression, and almost squirted out a mouthful of water when he heard this.

, this time I accidentally talked too much. He hurriedly coughed twice and retorted solemnly: "How is it possible? I'm not invincible to the golden gun, and I can't be the eighth girl at night! ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "That's too!" ”

Since being a romantic, affectionate and slightly decadent wandering singer on campus, the fat man has become obsessed with the feeling of being noticed and worshipped. In Huo Zongtang's words, this little fat has "pretend to be syndrome", and it is still in the advanced stage.

Huo Zongtang's ID of "Flying Immortals Outside the Sky" has been harassed by fat people, Huo Zongtang can't bear the soft grinding and hard bubbles of this guy, and wrote him a classic campus ballad - "Those Years".

Although "Those Years" and "You at the Same Table" are different eras, in another time and space, they have both been popular all over the country and have become indelible youth memories of countless young men and women.

The fat man who got the new score was ecstatic, and he didn't pester Huo Zongtang anymore.

At the same time, Huo Zongtang got a set of the essence of "New Story" issued by Zhonghua Book Company from Ye Qingwu. This set of essence books is the best of all the essence books on the market, and it retains one-fiftieth of the soul power essence of the original book.

Huo Zongtang incarnated as a "flying immortal outside the sky" to help Zhu Bajiao, and Zhu Bajiao sent him this set of books in return. Huo Zongtang didn't want Zhu Bajiao to know his true identity, so he asked him to send the book to Ye Qingwu's house, and he went to Ye Qingwu to ask for it.

This set of "New Stories" is beautifully packaged, packed in a mahogany bookcase, simple and elegant, and the whole package weighs several catties. When Ye Qingwu handed the package to Huo Zongtang, he looked curious.

"Hey, what's in there?"

When Huo Zongtang took something and was about to leave, she finally couldn't help but ask.

Huo Zongtang smiled, "Anyway, it's not the mood inside~"

"Get out!" Ye Qingwu, who looked like a curious baby, suddenly turned his face, and the pink fist was about to greet him on the head.

Huo Zongtang immediately fled.

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