Chapter 91: Xiao Wu
The next day, the two went to get their hair done. I didn't worry about the craftsmanship of the small county, so I went to the city. After the hairstylist repeatedly emphasized that the curls would gradually straighten out again for about a month, she made up her mind to perm them. Di Yun is much simpler, and he pushes the light directly, not the kind that can shine without oil, but a green stubble.
Even if Lao Xu's hair is permed, he deliberately hangs two curls on the side of his face, which does not look like a marginal woman, but adds a wisp of the charm of a mature woman.
But it's impossible to say for sure, every makeup artist is the hand of God, and has the ability to turn decay into magic, can turn a fifty-year-old lady into a thirty-year-old young woman, and can also dress a twenty-year-old guy into a bearded uncle.
"What are you looking at?" Lao Xu saw that he was looking at himself without blinking, and he was very embarrassed and inexplicable, and slightly unnaturally flicked the hair curls hanging down from his ears, and said coquettishly.
"Look at the beautiful women." Di Yun also learned the kind of playboy flirting with beautiful women mentioned in the novel, and said with a smile on his face.
Seeing that he was starting to be abnormal, Lao Xu instantly became normal, and glanced at him: "Cut!" ”
The other party didn't cooperate, and Di Yun also returned to normal. Flirting with beauties, it is interesting to interact, the main thing is the atmosphere where you come and go, if you sing a one-man show, say dryly: Chick, give the uncle a smile! Isn't that stupid, is it really the world of YY? If you can't say it, it will attract a hot-blooded young man, incarnated as a combination of Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng, jumping up high and flying immortals outside the sky plus a foot to the west.
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On March 15, the crew started filming.
Both the actors and the crew were very excited, and the atmosphere was good. However, the scene was so low that it exploded, not to mention any media interviews at the opening ceremony, there was not even a simple opening statement, just the director yelled, the assistant director yelled again, and then directly entered the filming stage.
Lao Jia's film is like a documentary, without paying attention to any sub-shots or anything like that, and shooting directly in the order of story development written in the script. On the first day, there was nothing to do with the marginal woman, so Lao Xu didn't have to be busy, he held a camera and pestle at the door of the simple dressing room like a paparazzi, ready to get the first-hand information of his boyfriend after he changed his clothes.
After Di Yun came out in the suit prepared by Lao Jia, Lao Jia's face suddenly twisted together, because Di Yun's skeleton is slender and his figure is well-proportioned, which has the meaning of a little clothes rack, and the stall suit that can show his obscene temperament when worn on Wang Hongwei instantly improves the force of the clothes a lot, which fits very well. Coupled with the big black-framed glasses, some words such as "handsome", "elegant", and "educated youth" were born...... Anyway, it is far from the image in Lao Jia's heart.
However, what we are shooting here is not South Korea's Oba, just a thief in a small county, the more obscene, the better, the more thief eyebrows, the more authentic, what do you want to be so handsome?
"What's wrong?" Di Yun asked.
"Tsk, that's not right." Lao Jia began to scratch his head.
"Oh, so what?"
Di Yun's feet were a little apart, he stood outside, twisted his body, his height was shortened by a section out of thin air, and the trouser leg that just covered his leather shoes slipped down and stuck to the ground. He lowered his glasses slightly, then folded his hands in his sleeves, his eyes fluttered, his mouth opened slightly, and his tongue slowly turned against his cheeks.
Wipe!
Everyone was collectively stunned, how did this happen? The back is not bent, and the neck does not look shrunk...... It seems to be a little shorter than just now, but it's normal, if you don't remember what he looked like just now, you definitely don't know that his neck is shrinking. The image is completely upside down.
Lewd, cramped, the light reflected on the glasses, you can see the hazy dirt on the lenses clearly, and there is a little unclear sneer at the corner of the mouth.
"Damn!" Yu Liwei behind the camera asked everyone's doubts, "Xiaoyun, have you ever practiced bone shrinking skills?" ”
Di Yun maintained Xiao Wu's image, his head did not move, his eyes skimmed over and said: "Yes, I started cultivating at the age of three, I started at the age of five, and I became a master at the age of ten, and now it has been more than twenty years, and it can be called superb." ”
"Haha......" Yu Liwei laughed, naturally not believing what he said.
Lao Jia came back to his senses, suddenly lost his troubles, waved his hand and said, "It's all ready, hurry up and start." ”
The first scene is Xiao Wu waiting for the car on the side of the road, and then getting in the car, and playing a trick again.
The script only said that Xiao Wu was waiting for the car, as for how to wait, how long to wait, what actions, and what expressions, they didn't mention anything.
Di Yun asked Lao Jia, "What should I do?" ”
"You can do whatever you want, just remember to conform to the image of a thief."
"Forehead ......"
"Let's get across the road and get ready."
Well, do whatever you want! Di Yun's heart was a little throbbing.
When he was running, he was wearing a figure-out, and his loose trouser legs looked empty, and he couldn't tell that he was a long-legged man at all, and he could see that Lao Jia's eyes behind him were shiny and shiny.
Lao Xu was stunned by her boyfriend's gorgeous transformation, and only then did she come to her senses and take a second photo with a click. Then I stopped and compared the two photos before and after, the front one was on the front and the back on the back, except that the clothes were a bit similar, I couldn't tell that it was the same person at all.
She had only heard of who belonged to the grandfather before, but she didn't expect her boyfriend to be favored by the grandfather, why didn't she see it when they filmed "New Romance Era" together before?
You can act as you want, Di Yun thought about it, and unbuttoned all the buttons of the black suit, revealing the brown and white striped warm clothes inside. Be demeanor, not temperature.
According to the time, it should be spring now, but there are still some winter materials, and it is a little cold when the wind gets into it with open clothes, but when the actors are filming, it is not called cold, it is called dedication.
"Are you ready?" Lao Jia shouted.
"Alright."
"Let's go!"
Di Yun began to act.
As if feeling a little cold, he pulled the placket of his clothes tightly from side to side, pressed one arm, and took out a cigarette holder with the other arm, and found that one hand could not wipe the match, so he let go of the hand wrapped in the clothes, lit the cigarette, and quickly wrapped the clothes tightly.
Smoking a cigarette in his mouth, he smoked continuously while looking down the road for a car to enter the city.
After more than 20 seconds, it is said that no matter how long the shot is, it should be over, whether it is a pass or a click, there should be a sound, but the director just didn't shout, he had to continue to act.
Looking down at the ground, a large ant ran by, stepped on it to death, and kicked a stone into the middle of the road.
"Good! Pass! ”
Lao Jia was finally satisfied with the shooting of this old elder's footage, and then shouted: "The next shot is ready." ”
A car drove into the camera, and Di Yun stretched out a paw and bent his fingers open.
The car stopped, and the driver shouted, "Where to go?" ”
"In the city."
"Hurry up!"
Di Yun jumped into the car in two steps, still smoking a half-cigarette in his mouth.
Yu Liwei carried the camera and followed the car, and the shooting continued.
Di Yun paused at the door, glanced back, glanced at a seat, and went over to sit down. There are a lot of seats in the car, and he doesn't need to look so carefully at all, in fact, he is not looking for a seat, but looking for the object of the crime.
He doesn't know now whether he is acting or replaying his former life, these actions are not thought about at all, they are all subconscious actions.
After sitting down next to one person, he clasped his hands on his chest and crossed Erlang's legs.
The old man who sold the ticket came over and said, "Buy a ticket." ”
Fortunately, he still remembered that he was acting, and he didn't forget to say his lines, so he glanced up at the other party and said, "I'm a policeman." ”
The conductor stared at him for a long time, then finally didn't say anything and turned to leave. So he managed to escape a ticket, and a smug sneer tugged at the corner of his mouth.
Reconnoitred the situation in the car left and right, and his hands changed from holding his chest to crossing his abdomen, and one hand quickly reached into the pocket of the person next to him and took it out.
Yu Liwei tilted his head back, looked at the footage he had just taken, and said with a strange expression: "The action is too fast, I didn't shoot clearly." ”
Lao Jia also leaned in front of the camera to take a look, turned to Di Yun again, smashed his mouth twice and said, "Xiaoyun, slow down your movements." ”
"Okay." Di Yun opened his hand and returned a fruit candy to the brother beside him.
These people in the car were all group actors recruited by Lao Jia, and filming the footage of his theft only required him to make a bag action, but I didn't expect him to really take something out of someone's pocket.
The old man next to him saw the fruit candy he handed over, touched his pocket, and sure enough, it was empty, and he was stunned for a moment. In reality, he knew that this was filming, and the person next to him was playing a thief, so he had to pretend not to know and didn't react in the play. It turned out that he was really out of his pocket, and he really didn't react at all.
This can't really be a thief, right?
"Alright, do it all over again, it's all set."
Again, this time Di Yun's movements slowed down a lot, and the camera captured the whole process clearly.
"Good! Pass! ”
The guy next to him heard what the director said, and his first action was to reach out and touch his pocket, however, the fruit candy he had just put in was gone. This time he was deliberately paying attention, but he still didn't feel anything.
"Huh...... Over here. ”
Lao Jia and Yu Liwei glanced at each other, and at the same time leaned over to the camera to look at the footage that had been re-shot just now, and clearly captured Di Yun's action of reaching out, but it was only lightly wiped on his pocket, just like a fake action. But what about this candy?
The old man beside Di Yun looked at him as if he had seen a fairy.
Lao Jia and Yu Liwei watched the playback, glanced at each other again, and could see the surprise in each other's eyes.
Seeing them coming, Di Yun shrugged his shoulders and threw the fruit candy into the pocket of the guy next to him.