Chapter 133: The most flirtatious beauty poem

Before he could react, he suddenly heard a scream from the "zombie" in front of him: "Perverted-" Immediately after, an extremely strong mental fluctuation suddenly exploded, and several books on the bookshelf suddenly trembled on their own, and smashed down from their heads with a bang!

Huo Zongtang hurriedly retreated to dodge, and more than a dozen brick-like books fell from in front of him. Before I had time to rejoice, I suddenly felt that my body was controlled by a spiritual force, my hands and feet seemed to be entangled by invisible spider silk, and my movements were much slower in an instant!

And a book on the ground flew up suddenly, and it slammed into his legs!

Damn, this is a hard-skinned book, boxy like a brick! If you get headfirst between your legs...... That's an absolute chicken and egg fight!

Huo Zongtang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat! Instinctively, all the spiritual power instantly turned into a thought, and it shot out like an arrow!

Boom!

The book was like being hit in the head by a fist-thick firecracker, and it bounced back! The power of the mind as sharp as a sword exploded the pages of the book and turned into a lot of shredded paper!

Seeing that the other party actually broke his own spiritual attack, the "zombie" on the opposite side couldn't help but be surprised! A few books on the ground are ready to move again, and they are about to come from all directions!

Huo Zongtang noticed that the spiritual fluctuations in the air had changed again, and hurriedly shouted: "Liu Qingqing, stop!" I'm Huo Zongtang! ”

A few books that shot like meteors suddenly froze in the air!

One was only half a meter away from Huo Zongtang's crotch, one was only thirty centimeters away from the back of his head, and one was stopped ten centimeters away in front of his eyes!

Puff puff!

The spiritual power receded like a tide, and the three books fell from the air at the same time, falling heavily to the ground.

This beautiful senior sister is really ruthless, so dangerous!

Huo Zongtang let out a sigh of relief, and reached out to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead. Think about it, the three books just now, one book is going to abolish his descendants, one is going to hit him in the back of the head, and one is specially inserted, if it is really all hit, Huo Zongtang will be crippled by her if he does not die.

The "zombie" in front of him removed the yellow paper on his face, and sure enough, Liu Qingqing's beautiful and lovely face was revealed. She looked curious, and then puzzled: "You...... Are you Huo Zongtang? How do you act like a beggar? Really, I thought I had met a perverted uncle! ”

Huo Zongtang's waterfall sweat. Didn't you sue the wicked first! "You're embarrassed to say me! Look at you, why are you doing a piece of yellow paper on your face, and it is like a ghost drawing on it, which makes Lao Tzu startled, and thinks that he has encountered a zombie in broad daylight! ”

Liu Qingqing laughed and said, "What kind of eyes do you have!" This mushroom is so beautiful, how can there be such a beautiful zombie! Or do you have a zombie fetish and want to have sex with zombies? You're too heavy, aren't you? ”

Huo Zongtang couldn't help her.

The two exchanged a few more words before they made things clear.

"So you're in retreat here. Yes, it's been a long time since I've seen you in the club. But it's not me talking about you, you are a good junior, and suddenly an uncle's face appeared, and the expression on his face was so obscene...... How can a weak woman not be afraid, but she is still so beautiful? ”

“…… Weak woman!? You're enough! You're beautiful, I think you want to be beautiful! Besides, I have a righteous face, how can I be obscene! ”

"Your beard is obscene, your hair is obscene, and the smell of your whole body is obscene!"

"This is called a young man and an old man! And I said what kind of performance art do you play, sticking a piece of paper with a poem written on your face, and pretending to be a ghost and scary, is it very fulfilling? ”

"Do you understand women, you! It's called beauty poetry, you know! ”

"Beauty poetry, what the hell is this!"

Hearing the new term beauty poem, Huo Zongtang was really stunned. After Liu Qingqing's explanation, he understood.

The poems in the human world, as long as they are written with the consumption of spiritual superpower, also have strange abilities, which can in turn affect the spirit and body of human beings.

And those poems that are fresh and beautiful, with pure love, lofty pursuits, ethereal artistic conceptions, and extraordinary character, can not only purify the soul, but also have the effect of edifying temperament and changing the face.

Especially those poems that specifically describe men and women, or specifically show peerless appearances, enhance temperament and beautify the face The effect is the most significant.

This kind of psalm is known as beauty poems.

For example, the "Flower School" of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, which specializes in writing the "Flower Words" with strong feelings and charming thoughts, has been passed down to this day and has become a work that women all over the world are eager to follow. Later, the euphemistic words represented by Liu Yong, Zhou Bangyan, and Li Qingzhao in the two Song Dynasty, and the ******** of the Ming and Qing dynasties, were all regarded as having the effect of beautifying and enhancing charm, and were classified into the category of beauty poems.

To tell the truth, although the artistic level and ideological level of most of these works are not high, for women who love beauty like life, they are the most able to poke at the death hole, which is enough to make them crazy and desperate.

Li Qingzhao of the Two Song Dynasty is known as the first talented woman in ancient times, and she is also regarded as a beauty through the ages, precisely because her beauty poems are written excellently.

Liu Yong of the Northern Song Dynasty is the most innocent and suave, and when it comes to flirting skills and the attraction of women, he is almost unparalleled in the world. It also relies on the extremely well-written willow words.

Today's women show off their individuality, pursue independence, and do whatever it takes to love beauty. Although it is impossible to obtain the original works of ancient beauty poems, the market is full of different choices from popular books and essence books to famous books and master books.

From secondary school onwards, girls have at least one beauty poem – the idea is that beauty begins at an early age. When they graduate and have financial strength, they will strive for the beauty poems of the essence book and the master book to further modify their appearance.

So much so that in modern literature, books related to beauty are almost the most popular categories.

In short, the ethos of the world is that women will do everything they can to be beautiful, and men will do everything they can to pay for women to be beautiful.

So much so that some people have called beauty poems the first magic skill of flirting with girls. Think about it, the literary saint Xu Zhiji of that year, relying on just one sentence "The most gentle is the bowed head, just like the shyness of the water lotus flower", which made the Dongying woman in front of her look beautiful, beautiful and incomprehensible, and then triggered a frenzy of beauty poetry that swept Dongying.

Some descendants even praised him and said: He used beautiful poems to flirt not with a woman, but with a nation! The magic skill of flirting with girls is really worthy of its name.

Of course, such an atmosphere has also aroused criticism from many people of insight, saying that it is damaging to the original intention of literature, causing a trend of kitsch, and affecting the cultivation of literati.

Literary superpowers, which should be used to cleanse the soul and sublimate the soul, are only used to beautify the face and embellish the appearance, which is simply a sideshow! So much so that some people exclaimed: The world only understands beautiful poetry, but does not know the sages and sages, this style is simply a literary tumor!

But because the power of reality is too strong, these criticisms, while not lacking in validity, are quickly forgotten by the world. Literary beauty has become an unstoppable fashion and trend.

After listening to the introduction of the beauty poem, Huo Zongtang couldn't help but think of the era when selfies were popular and PS Dafa was popular. Aimei itself is not guilty, but if you go to extremes and only know how to work on your external appearance, but ignore the cultivation of the soul, it will become a pathology. It is not for nothing that earthlings call plastic surgery, makeup, sex reassignment and retouching the "four evil arts".

Huo Zongtang glanced at the beautiful poem in Liu Qingqing's hand, and saw a poem written on it by Li Qingzhao's "Like a Dream Order": Last night, the rain was sparse and the wind was sudden, and the heavy sleep did not kill the wine. I tried the curtain people, but the begonias were still the same. Do you know, do you know? It should be green, fat, red and thin.

The handwriting is beautiful and beautiful, like a spring sleeping girl, really moving.